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justdawning
Forum Virgin
I'm young, in my 40's and I'm basically a chilled out entertainer. cool Looking for anyone. I can't be too fussy but NO MALES because I'm not gay. confused
Infact, maybe, just leave a massage, and I'll get back to you ...... wink
D Brent xxx
Jags
Sex God
Quote by justdawning
I'm young, in my 40's and I'm basically a chilled out entertainer. cool Looking for anyone. I can't be too fussy but NO MALES because I'm not gay. confused
Infact, maybe, just leave a massage, and I'll get back to you ...... wink
D Brent xxx

SO... how come your photo ads say this:
18 year old from Ayrshire wanting to know what it's like to suck a cock. Would like to try anal too. Sometime within the nxt week is great. Interested then just email me(with the subject 'swing') with a pic please and I'll send one back and lets get going......
Unknown User
maybe you should buy a blow up doll to pass you time away as you said your nor fussy :giggle:
justdawning
Forum Virgin
Well I'm young at heart ! and right now I'm travelling the country and happen to be in Ayrshire.
Jags
Sex God
Quote by justdawning
Well I'm young at heart ! and right now I'm travelling the country and happen to be in Ayrshire.

And another ad says this:
young, needing experience - andy Ayrshire or Glasgow No
18 year old from Ayrshire needing some experience with women, men, couples, groups of male and female. Any age. I will try everything !! I would like it soon (within the next week). Interested then just email me(with the subject 'swing') with a pic please and I'll send one back and lets get going........

Oh.. and another one says this:
young, needing experience - Andy Ayrshire or Glasgow No
18 year old from Ayrshire needing some experience with women. Any age but preferrably young. I will try everything ! Don't like one-liners they never get anywhere. Interested then just email me (with the subject 'cool') with a pic please and I'll send one back.

My twat-detector has just bleeped at me annoyingly loudly - say bye cos you are no longer a member of this site.
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by justdawning
Don't be such a bitch !

Too late and not good enough! We HATE liars on here - the site is based on trust and you just broke the golden thread. TWAT!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
cummon
Master of Sex
It was definately The Jam who said "Theres a row going on down in Slough" smile
Sarah
Sex God
Well done Jags
Nice one, lol
Jags
Sex God
I just HATE liars! And they feel justified too as if it's part of the game. It's not in MY rules that they have to lie.
Thanks
x xxx
Unknown User

redface
Sorry Jags - that one just made I laaaarffff
Slap away to your heart's content.
Jags
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
redface
Sorry Jags - that one just made I laaaarffff
Slap away to your heart's content.

He was STUPID and a LIAR! A rare but fatal combination.
Can I say 'TWAT' again or will someone tell me off!!
:shock: :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
Can I say 'TWAT' again or will someone tell me off!!
:shock: :shock:

I wouldn't have thought so.
Here, have a few on me
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Sarah
Sex God
Quote by dambuster

Can I say 'TWAT' again or will someone tell me off!!
:shock: :shock:

I wouldn't have thought so.
Here, have a few on me
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You wanting a Jags slap as well,
No on second thoughts you might enjoy it :P
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
And another moron gets sent to the void by Jags. Well done that girl... biggrin