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hi im paul 31 from nw london middlesex ,after advertising in the photo ads section i decided to give this a go here so here goes.
im looking for a likeminded lady for some mutually rewarding fun times together.
im 6ft tall with short dark hair with green eyes im clean n healthy discreet and good company to be with im into allsorts of safe clean sexy fun so if your in the london,middx,herts area drop me a line and lets have some fun..........paul.........
P.S could only geniune people reply to this please not people who think its funny to post replies like hi im not a female im not in london ect ect ect which ends up changing the content of replies which i want ie women not COMIEDIANS thankyou ..........paul
dunno banghead :banghead:
GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS GODDAMNIT :twisted:
yeah thanks for reading my ad properly and taking on board what i had written mad banghead
Horny - I'm not being funny, but no-one has been a comedian in this thread, so what's your problem?
So, fancy a shag darlin'? rolleyes
I am woman - I am getting pissed off - does that count as funny???
Nope - didn't think so.
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Hi Paul,
Sorry if its a bit off topic ... could we have an update on the comedian count please....
lol Tang
why bother when all the replies are sarcastic ,its easy to take the piss............... and tang 3 out of 5 replies have been pointless including yours so cheers everyone biggrin
Hi Paul,
I appreciate that - Yes - there are a huge amount of sarcastic replies especially to single males. But put the shoe on the other foot - how many replies do these couples get?
And I know that you have represented your desires in your language - this doesnt translate all too well into women english!!! Have another go try to seduce the female SW population
Tang with large wart and unconfirmed disease!
lol
i read in the forum from the experiemced guys the best way to meet people are here in the forum so i placed my litle request as you read earlier and i enjoy reading the replies but i cant see the point in people who arent interested in my request which i know ive got more chance of flying of it ever happening of replying with sarcastic comments which then change the theme of the original post smile
Well said Paul.
but do you fancy being intimate with an absolute stranger! This BB allows a certain amount of contact to take place before a real meeing happens. This may help people feel safer etc - I know its frustrating but hang in there - take part in the site and you will bw rewarded.
Tang
Horny, again I'm not trying to be funny, but it seems to me that you want sex ASAP, am I right? If so, I think you would be better going somewhere to pay for it. I hope this doesn't offend you but it seems your easiest solution.
Hi Blue,
Was his need that urgent lol?
He has posted elsewhere with minimal result. I think he is jsut asking for advice on the best way forward?
Tang lol
Cowering......
OK, fair point (I think). The answer is this:
If horny is prepared to be patient and polite and people get to know him and realise that he is a nice guy really, he is much more likely to be succesful in doing what he wants, which is getting laid. If he doesn't want to bother being pleasant to us lot and just wants sex ASAP, he has two choices: 1. he could find a web site where everyone really is an easy lay (I don't think such a web site exists, but here's hoping wink ), or 2. he can put his hand in his pocket and go and pay to get laid.
Life is soooooooo simple, don't you think?
lol :lol: :lol:
lol :lol: :shock: Blue....
I agree... Horny have you taken notes?
what shall we argue about next????? confused: Tang
Good work on the site btw.
hello again thanks for all your advice in the above replies i understand what you are all saying and i know its not going to hapen overnight and i not looking for sex asap as blue mentioned, and my need is not that urgent so i will keep on trying i guess .
the original post from me was along the lines of people replying who arent interested in my request which i think is pointless and alot of them are sarcastic which is the lowest form of wit,its easy to be a clown there seems to be a few about.
so everyone thanks for the advice i have taken it on board and p.s blue i have been very pleasant to you all here and polite and patient, blue you are right life is so simple ............. thanks again to you all..........paul
Good luck Paul!!!
Alex x x x x
Positive yes (I guess it's a start lol ) but not one offering you sex, oh well never mind, better luck next time, eh :lol: :lol: :lol:
more sarcastic comments and piss taking who would of guessed wink
Totally agree Horny chap! Maybe posting counts are important after all? :P
well tang maybe you and blue could think of a topic of discussion and let everybody else change it for a change ,,,double standards, where, not here, never biggrin
Actually, Horny, I was being serious (sort of). I was saying that as you are not wanting your post hijaked by people not offering you sex, why did you think a post NOT offering you sex was positive, oh never mind, don't worry about it.... I'll just do the decent thing and get your post back on track....
Will some girlies in the London area please go and fuck Hornylondon123's brains out NOW please!
Oh sorry, wrong tactic, I'll use your words, they were better...
"hi im paul 31 from nw london middlesex ,after advertising in the photo ads section i decided to give this a go here so here goes.
im looking for a likeminded lady for some mutually rewarding fun times together.
im 6ft tall with short dark hair with green eyes im clean n healthy discreet and good company to be with im into allsorts of safe clean sexy fun so if your in the london,middx,herts area drop me a line and lets have some fun..........paul......... "
Now, I have my mods hat on now.... come on guys, seriously, Horny has had the piss taken out of him enough - let the real girls reply to him for once!
Good luck!
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