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Will a nice woman put me out of my misery?
Couples considered.
I know it takes all sorts to make the world go round, and I don't actually like doing this - but ffs - spot the difference . . .
Quote by Saruman
Will a nice woman put me out of my misery?
Couples considered.

Or . . . .
Quote by splash_man
Hi – I am looking for either a lady or a couple from Swansea, Cardiff or the surrounding area on Monday 3rd July . Looking to get together for some fun and games in the evening. I can accommodate in a hotel if required.
I am a mid 30’s straight guy who is of medium build and 6’ tall. I am clean and discreet etc……
I am looking for people around my age, or younger, so if you fancy meeting up for a drink and seeing if we hit it off why not get in touch.
I enjoy giving massage and oral and ensure plenty of foreplay before the main course. Happy to try most things and would love to explore further.
You can post on here, PM me or get me on MSN messenger. Drop me your details along with your thoughts and hopefully we can arrange something.
I am more than happy to supply pics on requests.
If the dates don’t suit you then please still get in touch and I can arrange alternative dates.
Hope to hear from you soon.
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I know it takes all sorts to make the world go round, and I don't actually like doing this - but ffs - spot the difference . . .
Will a nice woman put me out of my misery?
Couples considered.

Or . . . .
Quote by splash_man
Hi – I am looking for either a lady or a couple from Swansea, Cardiff or the surrounding area on Monday 3rd July . Looking to get together for some fun and games in the evening. I can accommodate in a hotel if required.
I am a mid 30’s straight guy who is of medium build and 6’ tall. I am clean and discreet etc……
I am looking for people around my age, or younger, so if you fancy meeting up for a drink and seeing if we hit it off why not get in touch.
I enjoy giving massage and oral and ensure plenty of foreplay before the main course. Happy to try most things and would love to explore further.
You can post on here, PM me or get me on MSN messenger. Drop me your details along with your thoughts and hopefully we can arrange something.
I am more than happy to supply pics on requests.
If the dates don’t suit you then please still get in touch and I can arrange alternative dates.
Hope to hear from you soon.

I know the answer....i know the answer!! :bounce:
I reckon the first ad has more chance of success!
Da69ve smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You were obviously cheating and got the answer off Dammie wink
Quote by Saruman
Will a nice woman put me out of my misery?
Couples considered.

NOT AGAIN???
banghead
:doh:
:banghead:
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Da69ve smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You were obviously cheating and got the answer off Dammie wink

No no.....i wasn't cheating.......odviously with my years of experience swinging....the answer was just staring me in the face........its not what you say its how you say it...he had me at "put me out of my misery".......now that's the way forward in my book! :wink:
Thanks Dambuster smile
I'm not holding my breath for any luck but..........................
oooh I remember you biggrin some of us gave you loads of good advice a while back :D
Sorry to hear things havn't worked out for you yet but keep up the good work :thumbup: lol
Quote by Saruman
Will a nice woman put me out of my misery?
Couples considered.

My veterinary surgeon is a very nice lady....does a fine line in lethal injections as well.
I think you would be very happy together.
Quote by Saruman
Will a nice woman put me out of my misery?
Couples considered.

Why do you need a woman to do that?
Ain't a guy capable of helping to put you out your misery ?
Tony