Impotent male

1 Sep 2004

Single male,
Un-able to achieve, never mind maintain, an erection... looking for conciderate female to help me see if life can be brought back to the old boy...
My small colection of mucky vids no longer work, my new porn mags lay scattered with the pages un-stuck together.
Is it broken for good? Could you be the one?
I need as many women as possible, preferably all at the same time...
If the dead dont rise, at least I'll have some lasting memories...
wink

1 Sep 2004

I'm half thinking you're serious here, but then I remember that everyone on Swinging Heaven is completely loopy wink

Good ad though lol

1 Sep 2004

Um, after looking at the pics on advert, I DO NOT believe a word your saying! Just a real shame you dont live in the north west!!!!
Nice picys! :lickface:

1 Sep 2004

Must agree - nice ad and after havin a look at your site I too wonder if this is a spoof!
some great pics there too biggrin

1 Sep 2004

Maybe we should organise a 'Coach Trip' and go and help him with his 'little' problem, then again, looking at those pic, that thing is NOT little!!! Sure is nice though!

1 Sep 2004

Damn, what a brilliant idea...beats the 'I haven't had sex in 3 years since my wife left me, and you have been the only woman I've vbeen turned on by in all that time' hands down.

1 Sep 2004

Lmao

1 Sep 2004

Quote by Greebo
Damn, what a brilliant idea...beats the 'I haven't had sex in 3 years since my wife left me, and you have been the only woman I've vbeen turned on by in all that time' hands down.

Shit.......... buggerd my idea for an ad then!!! wink

1 Sep 2004

:twisted: WELL WIGAN COUPLE THIS WILL PROBALLY BE THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE EVER HEARD SOMEONE FROM ST HELENS SAY YOUR BOB ON WITH ALL YOU SAY ABOUT THE CRAZY AD WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF THAT MMMMM LEE

2 Sep 2004

Flippin Eck! Now that's a miracle! Someone from St Helens agreeing with someone from Wigan! Must be a record!!! rotflmao

Keep this up and I'll save you a bit of me pie!
Good job he's not suffering from 'odd shaped balls' or he could be part of the St Helens Rugby Team (do they still play Rugby in St Helens?)
Only joking - just shows, we can agree sometimes! lol

2 Sep 2004

Quote by piercedJon
Single male,
Un-able to achieve, never mind maintain, an erection... looking for conciderate female to help me see if life can be brought back to the old boy...
My small colection of mucky vids no longer work, my new porn mags lay scattered with the pages un-stuck together.

There is only one possible sympathetic and understanding reply to this.....
YEAH - RIGHT!
Jezzay

2 Sep 2004

Maybe a mod could correct the spelling in the title? Jon seems to have missed out an 'R'... smile