In need of a shag

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If you two are going to cyber shag........ at least let me watch ffs, seeing as it is my thread you are completely hijacking left right and satnav centre!
:twisted:
And who grounded jags????
She not hand her homework in on time? <tut>
Teachers these days...... can't get the staff! ;)

Gem. x

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bloody sat nav, we got one and it took us to a dead end steet and told us to go str8 ahead :shock: : :kick:

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bloody sat nav, we got one and it took us to a dead end steet and told us to go str8 ahead :shock: : :kick:

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what happens when you "swing left" Mal???

Gem. x :confused2:

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what happens when you "swing left" Mal???

Gem. x :confused2:

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be afraid Alison! Be very afraid! :shock:

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be afraid Alison! Be very afraid! :shock:

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be afraid Alison! Be very afraid! :shock:

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No you're right, but what's the point of having an ad in the first place if you don't put an area on it? You can put up to 4 keywords to search on, so maybe include more areas for a better result. For instance, if I'm searching I'll generally use "mal" and "gorgeous" as my search words

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be afraid Alison! Be very afraid! :shock:

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Can I have that deal again without Mal though and substitute in some gorgeous male instead?

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be afraid Alison! Be very afraid! :shock:

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No you're right, but what's the point of having an ad in the first place if you don't put an area on it? You can put up to 4 keywords to search on, so maybe include more areas for a better result. For instance, if I'm searching I'll generally use "mal" and "gorgeous" as my search words

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No you're right, but what's the point of having an ad in the first place if you don't put an area on it? You can put up to 4 keywords to search on, so maybe include more areas for a better result. For instance, if I'm searching I'll generally use "mal" and "gorgeous" as my search words

Quote by little gem
No you're right, but what's the point of having an ad in the first place if you don't put an area on it? You can put up to 4 keywords to search on, so maybe include more areas for a better result. For instance, if I'm searching I'll generally use "mal" and "gorgeous" as my search words

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No you're right, but what's the point of having an ad in the first place if you don't put an area on it? You can put up to 4 keywords to search on, so maybe include more areas for a better result. For instance, if I'm searching I'll generally use "mal" and "gorgeous" as my search words

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Jags is grounded, OMG :shock: , she'll be fuming by now if she can't get on the site ... anyone thought of calling out the RAC, I hear they are very good at breakdowns :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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<puke>
Hi-Karate! :shock: Not half........... nasty stuff.
Alison, go ahead........ bore me! bore me! Please!!!!!!!!!!
Gem. x

ohh ok
many moons ago when i was a wee nipper of a gal i got my dad a hi karate gift sex for xmas, the following year as i hadn't seen it about so assumed my dad must have liked it as it was all used, i got him another anyway it became a yearly thing, seeing as it used it i got him another one, then many years later when looking in my parents bedroom for something i went in my dad wardrobe and found a pile of 13...yep 13 unopened hi karate box sets :shock:
i was devistated.....more that he had kept the bloody things i think

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WHO THE HELL grounded me? And they didn't tell me.. I just had to get a long piece of rope (now where on earth is that black rope I used to have hanging by my bedroom window?? ) and tie it to the bedpost and slide down it to get out of the site...
:eeek: :eeek:

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WHO THE HELL grounded me? And they didn't tell me.. I just had to get a long piece of rope (now where on earth is that black rope I used to have hanging by my bedroom window?? ) and tie it to the bedpost and slide down it to get out of the site...
:eeek: :eeek:

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<puke>
Hi-Karate! :shock: Not half........... nasty stuff.
Alison, go ahead........ bore me! bore me! Please!!!!!!!!!!
Gem. x

ohh ok
many moons ago when i was a wee nipper of a gal i got my dad a hi karate gift sex for xmas, the following year as i hadn't seen it about so assumed my dad must have liked it as it was all used, i got him another anyway it became a yearly thing, seeing as it used it i got him another one, then many years later when looking in my parents bedroom for something i went in my dad wardrobe and found a pile of 13...yep 13 unopened hi karate box sets :shock:
i was devistated.....more that he had kept the bloody things i think

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Mal - I wonder if the AA ever did find them :