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hell u think u have problems? mines stuck on the german voice i dont understand a word he says. lol
Quote by little gem
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Hi-Karate! :shock: Not half........... nasty stuff.
Alison, go ahead........ bore me! bore me! Please!!!!!!!!!!
kiss Gem. x

ohh ok
many moons ago when i was a wee nipper of a gal i got my dad a hi karate gift sex for xmas, the following year as i hadn't seen it about so assumed my dad must have liked it as it was all used, i got him another anyway it became a yearly thing, seeing as it used it i got him another one, then many years later when looking in my parents bedroom for something i went in my dad wardrobe and found a pile of 13...yep 13 unopened hi karate box sets :shock:
i was devistated.....more that he had kept the bloody things i think lol

Not you as well! :giggle:
Why do they never tell you......... "It's bloody vile, don't buy me that again. It smells like I could season my shed with that...... next year buy me Aramis"
rolleyes But nnooooooooo they let you buy it year on year and horad it out of sight, always in their wardrobe. Men only need wardrobes for hoarding stuff they don't want anymore.
:kiss: Gem. x
With my dad it was Brut think i was influenced by visions of Barry Sheene and Henry COpper splashing it all over. BUt back then (yes i do rememebr it) it was all the rage at the school diso. Didnt we think we were cool lol always wondered why the fun migators were in the school hall the next day ha ha.
well that was well and truely hijacked .
Gem i hope you found a shag lol :lol:
gemma....why are you asking every 1 else biggrin
i was going to say give me a call but i have no doubt youve lost my number again heehee.....
this cant go on passing like ships in the night....
im going to use my dashing eloquence (and size) and worm my way to the front of the queue smile
so from my eloquent self.....
any chance of a shag?? :D :D :D
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gemma....why are you asking every 1 else biggrin
i was going to say give me a call but i have no doubt youve lost my number again heehee.....
this cant go on passing like ships in the night....
im going to use my dashing eloquence (and size) and worm my way to the front of the queue smile
so from my eloquent self.....
any chance of a shag?? :D :D :D

Oh good plan dargento............. I'm also good at getting to the front of queues... you may use eloquence :shock: , I don't have that, so I will just shove people out of the way............ that should work! :rascal:
shove me anywhere Blue and I'm yours! :rascal: <swoon> I love forceful confident women who know exactly what they want! :twisted:
Debz, no worries.... I think I managed to find a shag or two, so hijacking was alright. biggrin
Dargento, by eloquent..... you actually mean....... "can't get a word in edgeways" lol and yeah... I lost your number again!
kiss
Gem. x
Quote by little gem
Men only need wardrobes for hoarding stuff they don't want anymore.
kiss Gem. x

:shock: :shock: :huh:
You must be that one in a million woman then Gem :eeek: