Hi everyone
Woke up this morning with two stunning swedish twins and they insisted I stayed in bed for another two hours. That made me late for work, I'm a beer taster at Boddington's and they told me I had to do a double shift. Then I didn't get the Ferrari in the winter raffle ,I had to settle for 2nd prize, a trip to vegas...and to cap it all my endowed has matured and my mortgage is paid off!!!
Could life get any worse!!
Does anyone want to come round and kick my head in?