It's in Manchester...if anyone fancies joining me for a few drinks, get in touch...just couples and single females (no offence guys, but I don't give free drinks to single fellas!)
Alan
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well, i think that's nice.
but, what about the equal oppotunities act.
or the trading standards act.
there was a couple of night clubs down here, last year that got done on both.
by giving free entry to ladys and cheaper drinks.
so, i would think again.
:( :( :( :(
but, what about the equal oppotunities act.
or the trading standards act.
there was a couple of night clubs down here, last year that got done on both.
by giving free entry to ladys and cheaper drinks.
so, i would think again.
:( :( :( :( Warming the Bed
You misunderstand...we're not prejudiced against anyone. I'll take money off everyone, regardless of race, gender, sexuality or religion. However, when it comes to me buying drinks for people, I retain the right to be picky!
So there!
Alan
So there!
Alan
Warming the Bed
Hi Alan....would be great to meet up again, you will definately be seeing us there soon (and not for the free drink 
:lol: ) xx
:lol: ) xx 
Sex God
Ginger Jo
I'm with you for a munch there :lol: :lol:
I'm with you for a munch there
:lol: :lol: Warming the Bed
Munch would be fun! But don't be shy about coming in to see me in the meanwhile. Get in touch for directions and details!
Alan
Alan
Sex God
Congratulations Award, really hope it is a very successful venture, and just think of many drunken fools you could have in one room if you did do a munch (at least we could tell you which site we were from without worrying) 
:cheers: and good luck
:cheers: and good luck
Warming the Bed
Cheers for that NWC...would love to have you here, not seen you since the first wigan munch!
Alan
Alan
Sex God
I can see it now, the SH Charabang over to Awards nice little pub,
We could make it an annual outing
We could make it an annual outing
Sex God
so???
is there going to be a `secret swingers dungeon` in your cellar
and u might need a `naughty step`???
for the mods.....
lol
sarge has got about 100 years to do from the other night........
didn`t mean it !!!!!
is there going to be a `secret swingers dungeon` in your cellar
and u might need a `naughty step`???
for the mods.....
lol
sarge has got about 100 years to do from the other night........
didn`t mean it !!!!!
Sex God
so???
is there going to be a `secret swingers dungeon` in your cellar
and u might need a `naughty step`???
for the mods.....
lol
sarge has got about 100 years to do from the other night........
didn`t mean it !!!!!
is there going to be a `secret swingers dungeon` in your cellar
and u might need a `naughty step`???
for the mods.....
lol
sarge has got about 100 years to do from the other night........
didn`t mean it !!!!!
Warming the Bed
Lmao...actually, that could be arranged...have to make sure my beer's not gonna get contaminated though....ewwwwwww
Warming the Bed
So no-one fancies coming over tonight? I was gonna shut the pub at midnight and have some fun!
Warming the Bed
If anyone's awake and fancies a few more drinks (for free), get in touch!
Alan
Alan
Warming the Bed
The offer's still open...I'll even pay your taxi here and back!
Alan
Alan
Casanova
Quote by award38
The offer's still open...I'll even pay your taxi here and back!
Alan
Taxi from London
: ...lol...... 
Warming the Bed
Cheers Tameside, I look forward to it!
Warming the Bed
Hey there tameside...shame you didn't make it here, but hope you had a fantastic time!
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It's in Manchester...if anyone fancies joining me for a few drinks, get in touch...just couples and single females (no offence guys, but I don't give free drinks to single fellas!)
Alan
Quote by then, at nearly 10:30, you
So no-one fancies coming over tonight? I was gonna shut the pub at midnight and have some fun!
By 10 to 2, your desperation begins to show.
If anyone's awake and fancies a few more drinks (for free), get in touch!
Alan
Have you now dropped the "No single guy" rule ?????????????? - Somehow I doubt it.
Another 3 quarts of an hour and you'll even pay for a cab ?????????????????????
The offer's still open...I'll even pay your taxi here and back!
Alan
I'm guessing that's only if I bring a fem for you to fuck ?? Or should I put her in your paid for taxi and send her on her own ????????????????
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I'm not actually a "single fella" - but I'm still plenty offended by your post and apparent attitude.
Just to be clear - I see this as "Come to my pub, I'll stand you a few drinks. Can I fuck your woman"
If not - why the "no single fella" ??????????????????
If I pop in on my own for a couple of beers, will you stand me a drink ??
If I come back later, with her - do I stand a better chance of a free beer ???????????
Btw - the "fun" you were going to have after locking the doors at midnight ?????????
Was that a " lock in, few more drinks, a laugh and a giggle" - or was it "FUN" you were hoping for ?????????????????????????? Or even expecting ???????
After all - you would have bought them some beer. So why wouldn't you be entitledto some fun ???????????????????????????
3 pint's of Boddington's and a packet of dry roasted nuts (at trade, mind) for a fuck ?????????????
Although - you might have to splash out a little and run to a couple or three pints of Strongbow for her.
Whadya think ??
Should I put it to her.
On your behalf obviously.
In fact - NO ! !
Fuck it.
Send me twenty quid, I'll put her in a cab for you to pay for when she gets there, ply her with a few pints of Strongbow and a packet of crisps and Bob's your Mother's brother.
Do me a favour tho would ya ??
Make sure you swill her out before sending her back ! ! - I can't stand the smell of stale beer - not even when it's mixed with the sweet smell of cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warming the Bed
Well, where to start. I know you're a regular on here dambuster and there's no way i want to get in an argument with a regular.
However, having just re-read my posts on this thred, at no point do I mention shagging, fucking, sex, blow-jobs or anything of the sort. The deal is a simple one...I've been to a munch, I've been to a meet in manchester and I've met several of the people from this site and I was inviting old friends and new to a place where people can drink late in an atmosphere that is a little more relaxed than your local boozer.
My offer, if you read my posts again, is to come over, have a few drinks and a chat. If anyone wants to do more, that's their decision...not mine.
Please don't make me out to be arrogant or pushy, cos those who've met me and those who know me will tell you that I'm not.
That said, thanks for the feedback, and if my posts seemed in any way inappropriate, then I apologise.
Alan
However, having just re-read my posts on this thred, at no point do I mention shagging, fucking, sex, blow-jobs or anything of the sort. The deal is a simple one...I've been to a munch, I've been to a meet in manchester and I've met several of the people from this site and I was inviting old friends and new to a place where people can drink late in an atmosphere that is a little more relaxed than your local boozer.
My offer, if you read my posts again, is to come over, have a few drinks and a chat. If anyone wants to do more, that's their decision...not mine.
Please don't make me out to be arrogant or pushy, cos those who've met me and those who know me will tell you that I'm not.
That said, thanks for the feedback, and if my posts seemed in any way inappropriate, then I apologise.
Alan
Warming the Bed
Oh, and just to set the record even straighter: a couple from another site came to see me last night. We shut the doors at midnight, had a chat, I gave them a bottle of wine, we danced, we played pool, they went home. No hassle from me. No pressure. Great night.
Quote by award38
Well, where to start. I know you're a regular on here dambuster . . . . . . . .
WTF ??????????????????????
My offer, if you read my posts again, is to come over, have a few drinks and a chat. If anyone wants to do more, that's their decision...not mine.
I have re-read your posts over - more than once. As I did before I posted.
My comments stand as they are.
I don't care how many people you've met.
I don't care how many munches you've been to.
What your joined date is.
How many posts you have.
I said earlier what I thought of the thread. I would also add, something else I see.
In the 16 posts you appear to have made - 11 (ish) revolve around at best, the promotion of your commercial venture.
I do realise the site has changed and some of the old rules have fallen by the wayside.
Good luck.
Sex God
You not a happy bunny Dambuster? Whatever gave me that idea see your point!
see your point! Sex God
If we have a munch at your pub then award can we all have free drinks? Sounds good to me? :lol: What date? :lol:
Sounds good to me? :lol: What date? :lol: 