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Quote by debz4u
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Just coped a look at this thread we are a cynical lot lol :lol: :lol:
and i wonder why :shock:

i think the russian bride sites are beeing hounded at this moment
in a hurried search for a janetovski bolt
sam xx
Quote by Tramper
is it against the AUP to suggest that someone ( such as marcus/ janet) is full of shit?
if it is against the AUP then i wont.

SShhhh dee cee your giving janet more ideas not to ring , will not be able to now due to Constipation .
cant believe i came on here just to check the latest in the janet ""is she isnt she"" soap banghead lol
sam
It's more entertaining than "Who shot JR"
JR is dead ?????????? :shock:
:upset:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
JR is dead ?????????? :shock:
:upset:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nah, it was all a dream.
Or was that Bob dunno
Quote by dambuster

JR is dead ?????????? :shock:
:upset:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Nah, it was all a dream.

Or was that Bob dunno

pretty similar then................
only the dallas plot involved pam/bobby and this one involves janet/marcus.
hurray for hollywood and SH........
Quote by DeeCee
pretty similar then................
only the dallas plot involved pam/bobby and this one involves janet/marcus.
hurray for hollywood and SH........

I think it's more Albert Square than Hollywood.
I can see it now -
The cliff hanger moment as HLB gets and email/Sarah's phone starts to ring. :shock:
Is it Janet? Or is it someone else? dunno
And just before you get to see who it is....
The Eastender drums start going and the credits start to roll.
Tune in tomorrow night :giggle:
I think its more along the lines of a dodgey washing powder advert.
H.x
Quote by H-x
I think its more along the lines of a dodgey washing powder advert.
H.x

i hardly think that theres gonna be any stained sheets in this one....
redface
errrrm
surprisedops:
Maybe you could all hold off for a short while until HLB has finished beating me when she finds out.
"Janet" did in fact email HLB yesterday with pics. I don't know about phone numbers, as I haven't actually read the emails.
I appear to have numptied HLB's email account at my address :oops:
bolt
I'm still not buying it
and I'll eat the photo's if I'm wrong :smoke:
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Oh, the plot thickens, mistaken identity, undelivered messages, it's like a bad shakespear play. "Janet and Juliet"
H.x
Quote by H-x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh, the plot thickens, mistaken identity, undelivered messages, it's like a bad shakespear play. "Janet and Juliet"
H.x
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
you know when you're in a situation, where the hole just gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and the only way out rather than come clean and admit it is to dig yourself even further???
what was that about typing 'woman' into google and going to page 5386001 and picking one?? rolleyes
Update.....
I just think I saw 'Janet' in ASDA... she had 3 children and a female friend with her... 'Marcus' in disguise I presume confused There seemed to be some sort of dispute going on between the two over a 3-pack of George 'one size fits all' knickers..
I'll let you know if they are still there later as I need to pop back for some American Tan tights. It's all the rage apparently, men pretending to be women and based on the amount of lesbians on here I for one am gonna give it a go... :thumbup:
:rascal:
I wouldn't meet this man/woman/couple if I were you.
It's all sounding a bit like the film Psycho
Can just see Marcus, dressed in 'Janets' clothes, running down the stairs, brandishing a 12" knife screaming to Darkfire "kill the whore, she's a slut" !!!
Quote by Darkfire
you know when you're in a situation, where the hole just gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and the only way out rather than come clean and admit it is to dig yourself even further???
what was that about typing 'woman' into google and going to page 5386001 and picking one?? rolleyes

:thumbup:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yes but is there a catalogue number in the top right?
H.x
Quote by Fun_Couple1981
I wouldn't meet this man/woman/couple if I were you.
It's all sounding a bit like the film Psycho
Can just see Marcus, dressed in 'Janets' clothes, running down the stairs, brandishing a 12" knife screaming to Darkfire "kill the whore, she's a slut" !!!

I actually like the sound of that
could be fun :twisted:
Unfortunately I've heard worse chat up lines than that.
H.x
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well I have to say, the pics I received are very nice. biggrin

Can you pm me a written description of the photos, so when Janet rings on Tuesday or Wednesday, I can ask her about them.
cool
just thinkin a little outside the box here... and thought to myself that when marcus/janet log on and see 80 plus responses to the post theyre gonna get mighty excited
.......... then completely pissed off ...............
id just like to say that i hope that you all get a really hot and hard lezzie session arranged... cos if not... weve all had our time wasted by a total timewaster............
I'm all up for a 'lezzie session' - throw me to them, I say :rascal:

DF can you wiz down here with more popcorn for me please. lol
Quote by Sarah
DF can you wiz down here with more popcorn for me please. lol

just popcorn ???? :sad:
Quote by Darkfire

DF can you wiz down here with more popcorn for me please. lol

just popcorn ???? :sad:
More popcorn please still waiting
And anything else you might like to offer :lol:
Quote by Bloke2005
I'm all up for a 'lezzie session' - throw me to them, I say :rascal:

Would you like to be dipped in chocolate first?
or handed a pair of trainers and given a clear exit lol (pictuirng the post tramatic thearapy session now)
Les x
Any news from Janet yet? Thought she was ringing 'Tuesday or Wednesday'? wink
Not yet, nothing yesterday (Tuesday) with her.
With phone on and waiting
Carrying on as normal, waiting
has she called yet......this suspense is too much for me to take! wink
she must have called by now surely... weds is nearly over!!!!