Hi there
I have just turned 18, last week to be precise. I have never had sex before (received heads and hands ..nuttin more). I would like a nice couple or a female to take my virginity away. I am straight and live in East london/Essex. I am really crap when it comes down to chattin up girls, i hope someone can give me some advice and hopefully an experience to remember.
I am 5ft 8 with slim/atheletic build.
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JUST TURNED 18
Sex God
Not another one, jeeeeez!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: hey, help me out here
Sex God
Help you out, what with, your homework? :roll: :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: :roll: At least you've had some pussy in your life. My life is pussyless....... :cry:
Sex God
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: This is a swingers forum, not a school playground. You sound very much like you are on the wrong forum to me
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: Quote by bluexxx
Help you out, what with, your homework?
Sure, why dont you teach me HOW TO FUCK!!!!
Quote by thegreatpatel
I have just turned 18, last week to be precise. I have never had sex before (received heads and hands ..nuttin more) I am really crap when it comes down to chattin up girls, i hope someone can give me some advice and hopefully an experience to remember.
For all your self-proclaimed crapness at romancing the ladies, it sounds like you've had a good deal more experience than many 18-year-olds, so I wouldn't sweat it too much. Besides, all the advice in the world is no substitute for practice, so get our there and get chatting!
As for your post here... try to look at it from the point of view of the woman or couple you're trying to attract. You want them to give you something, so what can you offer them in return? Just a penis ain't gonna cut the mustard, because everyone's got one. (Except the ladies.)
i am 18, seriously.
Quote by roger743
I have just turned 18, last week to be precise. I have never had sex before (received heads and hands ..nuttin more) I am really crap when it comes down to chattin up girls, i hope someone can give me some advice and hopefully an experience to remember.
For all your self-proclaimed crapness at romancing the ladies, it sounds like you've had a good deal more experience than many 18-year-olds, so I wouldn't sweat it too much. Besides, all the advice in the world is no substitute for practice, so get our there and get chatting!
As for your post here... try to look at it from the point of view of the woman or couple you're trying to attract. You want them to give you something, so what can you offer them in return? Just a penis ain't gonna cut the mustard, because everyone's got one. (Except the ladies.)
Good point
Sex God
The best way to learn how to fuck is to be fucked..... that is a lesser-known psychological fact. 
Put an ad up looking for someone to take you up the ass and you'll learn loads.... seriously, I'm not jesting.
Otherwise, if you want a woman to notice you, wind your neck in, grow up, and start acting like a serious member of this forum. If you are not prepared to behave, you will become an annoyance that one of the moderators will quite happily remove. Got it?
Put an ad up looking for someone to take you up the ass and you'll learn loads.... seriously, I'm not jesting.
Otherwise, if you want a woman to notice you, wind your neck in, grow up, and start acting like a serious member of this forum. If you are not prepared to behave, you will become an annoyance that one of the moderators will quite happily remove. Got it?
Quote by bluexxx
The best way to learn how to fuck is to be fucked..... that is a lesser-known psychological fact.
Put an ad up looking for someone to take you up the ass and you'll learn loads.... seriously, I'm not jesting.
Otherwise, if you want a woman to notice you, wind your neck in, grow up, and start acting like a serious member of this forum. If you are not prepared to behave, you will become an annoyance that one of the moderators will quite happily remove. Got it?
HEY, stop cursng gay ppl.
That's discrimination. :x All i wanted was a nice fuck from a female, is it hard to understand? I didnt wanna argue with anyone.
Blue i love it wen u get all angry at these guys lol
i think we should organise a party 4 all these so called virgind bend them all over and let blue fuck them with her strap on like u said blue best education is 2 get fucked lol :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i think we should organise a party 4 all these so called virgind bend them all over and let blue fuck them with her strap on like u said blue best education is 2 get fucked lol
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
Quote by thegreatpatel
The best way to learn how to fuck is to be fucked..... that is a lesser-known psychological fact.
Put an ad up looking for someone to take you up the ass and you'll learn loads.... seriously, I'm not jesting.
Otherwise, if you want a woman to notice you, wind your neck in, grow up, and start acting like a serious member of this forum. If you are not prepared to behave, you will become an annoyance that one of the moderators will quite happily remove. Got it?
HEY, stop cursng gay ppl.
That's discrimination. :x All i wanted was a nice fuck from a female, is it hard to understand? I didnt wanna argue with anyone.
ahem.... blue is all woman kiddo....
i wonder what is the quickest anyone has been banned??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: because argueing with a mod isn't the best way to do....
sean xxxxxxxxx
My finger is hovering over the deactivate button - just one little push would do it, just a nudge from someone standing behind me and the 18 year old is gone for ever!
Now - shall I deactivate or will he behave????
(thought I'd driven home but that must have been a bad dream and I am really back at work dealing with truculent Y10s
:? )
Now - shall I deactivate or will he behave????
(thought I'd driven home but that must have been a bad dream and I am really back at work dealing with truculent Y10s
:? )
Sex God
Quote by Jags
My finger is hovering over the deactivate button - just one little push would do it, just a nudge from someone standing behind me and the 18 year old is gone for ever!
Now - shall I deactivate or will he behave????
(thought I'd driven home but that must have been a bad dream and I am really back at work dealing with truculent Y10s
and in comes in my other favourite woman.......
:lol: :lol: i'll see if i can calm you down later honey.....
sean xxxxxxxxx
Quote by fabio grooverider
My finger is hovering over the deactivate button - just one little push would do it, just a nudge from someone standing behind me and the 18 year old is gone for ever!
Now - shall I deactivate or will he behave????
(thought I'd driven home but that must have been a bad dream and I am really back at work dealing with truculent Y10s
and in comes in my other favourite woman.......
:lol: :lol: i'll see if i can calm you down later honey.....
sean xxxxxxxxx
It's Friday - the wine is opened already and I'm waiting for a session with Judge Judy. I get all my best growls from her!! :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Jags
It's Friday - the wine is opened already and I'm waiting for a session with Judge Judy. I get all my best growls from her!!
so you won't be needing the heavy breathing... i have been saving it up all week..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by fabio grooverider
It's Friday - the wine is opened already and I'm waiting for a session with Judge Judy. I get all my best growls from her!!
so you won't be needing the heavy breathing... i have been saving it up all week..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe next week Sean - this weekend is pretty full! But, save it and practice it for me.
Quote by Jags
My finger is hovering over the deactivate button - just one little push would do it, just a nudge from someone standing behind me and the 18 year old is gone for ever!
Now - shall I deactivate or will he behave????
(thought I'd driven home but that must have been a bad dream and I am really back at work dealing with truculent Y10s
Mojobiker, while standing behind Jags, accidently nudges her arm..........
:P
Sex God
oooooopps^^^^^^^ still meant the same thing though! lol
us young people dont seem to be welcomed to well here
i'm 18 and made a few posts, but very mature for my age, i have gone through a lot more in life so far, in some cases more than most 30 year olds have (including some upsetting stuff:(.
I just don't think we should be judged on age, ok i'm 18, does age really mean anything?;/
i'm 18 and made a few posts, but very mature for my age, i have gone through a lot more in life so far, in some cases more than most 30 year olds have (including some upsetting stuff:(.I just don't think we should be judged on age, ok i'm 18, does age really mean anything?;/
Sex God
Quote by dude18london
us young people dont seem to be welcomed to well here
I just don't think we should be judged on age, ok i'm 18, does age really mean anything?;/
i don't think it was the age.. the problem was that they were saying" 18 yr old virgin wanting shag" and not saying anything about themselves....
if you have been here for a while them you know this place isn't a quick shag solution...
you get yourself know in the cafe and you make friends.....
:D :D 
Sex God
Quote by dude18london
us young people dont seem to be welcomed to well here
I just don't think we should be judged on age, ok i'm 18, does age really mean anything?;/
Age definately isn't the issue. You'll quickly realise this is a place to chill out and have a laugh, not shags R us
I'm 30 and really just matured in the last couple of yrs, that has nothing to do with any bad stuff people have been through in life cos we all have had something happen like that. Just be yourself, join in and remember your manners, best advice i was ever given
hehe no but bad things sometimes force people to mature a bit quicker.
anyway i understand what your saying, but it is confusing for some people, i mean it does seem some people say "shag wanted tonight" and get positive replys, and others say the same and get negative replys,
Anyway i like you guys or i wouldnt keep coming back.
anyway i understand what your saying, but it is confusing for some people, i mean it does seem some people say "shag wanted tonight" and get positive replys, and others say the same and get negative replys,
Anyway i like you guys or i wouldnt keep coming back
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Orgasminator
Hi
call on me if you are ever in the midlands and i will show you how head should be done.
TS
call on me if you are ever in the midlands and i will show you how head should be done.
TS
