Ladies wanted - all in a good cause!!!!!

6 Nov 2006

Hello all,
We're looking for a little bit of help in our fundraising for the annual Children In Need appeal. We've both been sponsored to do activities related to skills we are reckoned (by some) to have......
Mrs M will be seeing how many BJ's she can give in 1 evening at a well known club. We already have a good number of willing victims for this but may be giving out details later if we need more.
Mr M will be giving ladies the benefit of his tongue and is being sponsored for every one he can fit (it) in over the next 2 weeks. Again, being at the club will get us well under way, but as he is on the road all week, he can meet any other ladies who might like to help with this good cause. If you're interested in helping (and o.k. getting a willing tongue between your legs) then please drop us an e-mail.
At the moment, we don't need any more guys, but ladies, just about anywhere in the country, we need you!
Thanks for your help,
Mary & David

6 Nov 2006

Quote by Moorcroft_69
Hello all,
We're looking for a little bit of help in our fundraising for the annual Children In Need appeal. We've both been sponsored to do activities related to skills we are reckoned (by some) to have......
Mrs M will be seeing how many BJ's she can give in 1 evening at a well known club. We already have a good number of willing victims for this but may be giving out details later if we need more.
Mr M will be giving ladies the benefit of his tongue and is being sponsored for every one he can fit (it) in over the next 2 weeks. Again, being at the club will get us well under way, but as he is on the road all week, he can meet any other ladies who might like to help with this good cause. If you're interested in helping (and o.k. getting a willing tongue between your legs) then please drop us an e-mail.
At the moment, we don't need any more guys, but ladies, just about anywhere in the country, we need you!
Thanks for your help,
Mary & David

Is this for real. :shock:
Louise xx

6 Nov 2006

Most definitely!
o.k., we get a lot of fun out of it as well biggrin

6 Nov 2006

Quote by Moorcroft_69
Most definitely!
o.k., we get a lot of fun out of it as well

Its just that ive never heard of anyone doing this sort of thing for a childrens charity. You dont tell them how you raised the money do you? Im just wondering thats all.
louise xx

6 Nov 2006

a picture in my minds eye of a couple passing one of those super sized cardboard cut out cheques over on national TV... yes Mr Wogan..we raised this money by.... lol

love it

6 Nov 2006

There's no way we'd let on how we raised it!! Just wanted to do something different from coffee mornings or sitting in a bath of baked beans smile

6 Nov 2006

Well if you're passing Slough, pop by my office and I'll put something in your bucket wink

6 Nov 2006

what an amazing idea. good luck with it! lol

6 Nov 2006

Good on yers :thumbup:
Tho I'd of loved to of seen Mr Wogans face if you did tell him.

6 Nov 2006

Hornyinslough - you have mail! (and hopefully you'll have male later this week).
Buxom Godess - I could easily be up your way....... biggrin

And to the certain other lady who e-mailed (you know who you are!), yes of course we'd like to meet again.
More victims - sorry, volunteers - gratefully received.
David

13 Nov 2006

Thanks to everyone we met at Chams last week! We've now passed the Â£200 mark on our fund-raising for Children in Need 'cos of your help.
Mrs M needs frequent dashes of gin for the sore throat (at least, that's her excuse). Mr M has a sore tendon under his tongue and would anaesthetise it with gin.... but it's all gone!!
We'll be somewhere after Erotica on Friday (still trying to decide between Ab Fab and Raquels) for Mrs M to add a couple more and Mr M is on the road this week with work so happy to meet up with any ladies free in the daytime.
Thanks again!

13 Nov 2006

Well if your in darlington area upon an evening count me in.
Anything for charity :rascal:
Let me know

14 Nov 2006

Thanks Hot n Horny. As it happens I will be.....
You have mail.
David

14 Nov 2006

well done and good hunting :lickface: