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Leicester Munch - ITS TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote by Daz_Diggler
If my names down as "(afters party) confirmed" does this mean I cant come bowling, or does that mean the invite is for the whole day including bowling, meal, and party?

jelly anyone?????????
Quote by Daz_Diggler
So... you guys all know each other from before, and will soon be having fun!
But a question for the lads: what do the blokes wear? I was going to turn up in normal smart casual but am thinking a fun costume might be in order!
So a question for the ladies: what costumes/get ups turn you on?

did anyone book a clown yet? I love a man with big feet wink
daz.......I think a lot of people probably concern themselves more with what they will wear underneath, not on top.
Sunbunny .....stop talking the piss out of the young...........so who's bringing the party hats by the way?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I will...
2-for-1 multi-flavoured box of 12 from Superdrug. . Extra large. For all those bald heads.......wink
(sorry smackbottom )
Quote by SunBunny

If my names down as "(afters party) confirmed" does this mean I cant come bowling, or does that mean the invite is for the whole day including bowling, meal, and party?

jelly anyone?????????
Quote by Daz_Diggler
So... you guys all know each other from before, and will soon be having fun!
But a question for the lads: what do the blokes wear? I was going to turn up in normal smart casual but am thinking a fun costume might be in order!
So a question for the ladies: what costumes/get ups turn you on?

did anyone book a clown yet? I love a man with big feet wink
daz.......I think a lot of people probably concern themselves more with what they will wear underneath, not on top.
Yea like what he said, stop picking on the young cool
I'm going to wear something smart I think!
I'm only 25! How old are most of you lot?
Old enough to know better..........................
Quote by Daz_Diggler

If my names down as "(afters party) confirmed" does this mean I cant come bowling, or does that mean the invite is for the whole day including bowling, meal, and party?

jelly anyone?????????
Quote by Daz_Diggler
So... you guys all know each other from before, and will soon be having fun! But a question for the lads: what do the blokes wear? I was going to turn up in normal smart casual but am thinking a fun costume might be in order!
So a question for the ladies: what costumes/get ups turn you on?

did anyone book a clown yet? I love a man with big feet wink
daz.......I think a lot of people probably concern themselves more with what they will wear underneath, not on top.
Yea like what he said, stop picking on the young cool
I'm only 25! How old are most of you lot?
Hmmmm ...... you is being lined up by the black widow praying mantis queen of Swinging Heaven.... she is a real beauty mate..... and her avatar doesn't lie! I know coz I've met her ;)
hehehe
Quote by Wishmaster
Hmmmm ...... you is being lined up by the black widow praying mantis queen of Swinging Heaven.... she is a real beauty mate..... and her avatar doesn't lie! I know coz I've met her ;)
hehehe

BLACK WIDOW PRAYING MANTIS QUEEN????
not sure if I should be flattered or perturbed here wishy.....but thank you for your compliments. lol
And for your information Daz.....I ain't lining you up....more winding you up...... wink
Hang on.....The black widow and Praying Mantis queen are two two serperate insects!
but still a scary combination! wink
I know Dave. Not sure how I feel about all this confused
more of a furry mammal than a killer insect....wishy...EXPLAIN YOURSELF !
Quote by SunBunny
I know Dave. Not sure how I feel about all this confused
more of a furry mammal than a killer insect....wishy...EXPLAIN YOURSELF !

How about a little puppy with big puppy eyes!
Quote by da69ve
How about a little puppy with big puppy eyes!

redface da69ve stop making my nose wet and get my lead on, I need to go play in a forest and wag my tail. . .
Quote by SunBunny

How about a little puppy with big puppy eyes!

redface da69ve stop making my nose wet and get my lead on, I need to go play in a forest and wag my tail. . .
A bit of Dogging........yessssss!
Hijack over! wink
Forgive me for this... but I couldn't resist... :twisted:
Black Widow Mating Ritual... ;)
Quote: "The mating ritual is fascinating. I've seen it first hand. The male leaves his web in search of a female. Upon entering her web he plucks the silken stands like a harp to let her know he comes in peace. I have even seen a male give her an offering (bug) prior to the "event." This is to secure his escape and satisfy her appetite. As he cautiously approaches, he continually plucks at the web. Once he has reached her and she is a willing participant, he will start to gently pet and stroke her. During this time of foreplay his body shakes and trembles while tying and securing each of her legs with his own silk, making an effort to protect himself.
When she has been completely amused, she yields her body and surrenders to the hammock of love. The male mounts her and inserts one of two pedipalps into one of the female's genital area. If all goes well, he is allowed to insert the second pedipalp. Sometimes the pedipalp breaks off. Preventing her from mating again. Fact: Once a female has mated, she is fertile for the remaider of her finished, he must leave the same way he came in otherwise she will mistake him for prey and attack. The male's effort to bind her is no match for her strength and size. She effortlessly brakes through."
Quote by Ghostie
Forgive me for this... but I couldn't resist... :twisted:
Black Widow Mating Ritual... ;)
Quote: "The mating ritual is fascinating. I've seen it first hand. The male leaves his web in search of a female. Upon entering her web he plucks the silken stands like a harp to let her know he comes in peace. I have even seen a male give her an offering (bug) prior to the "event." This is to secure his escape and satisfy her appetite. As he cautiously approaches, he continually plucks at the web. Once he has reached her and she is a willing participant, he will start to gently pet and stroke her. During this time of foreplay his body shakes and trembles while tying and securing each of her legs with his own silk, making an effort to protect himself.
When she has been completely amused, she yields her body and surrenders to the hammock of love. The male mounts her and inserts one of two pedipalps into one of the female's genital area. If all goes well, he is allowed to insert the second pedipalp. Sometimes the pedipalp breaks off. Preventing her from mating again. Fact: Once a female has mated, she is fertile for the remaider of her finished, he must leave the same way he came in otherwise she will mistake him for prey and attack. The male's effort to bind her is no match for her strength and size. She effortlessly brakes through."

So basically, if I wanted to compete for sunbunny's affections at the munch all I'd have to do would be
1 Play her a song on her web....like a harpist
2 Take her an offering....dead spider or something
3 Tie her up.....so she don't eat me
4 Shag her with both my "pedipalps"...and break one off.........OUCH!!!
5 Run like feck so she don't eat me.
Quote by Ghostie
The male mounts her and inserts one of two pedipalps into one of the female's genital area. If all goes well, he is allowed to insert the second pedipalp. Sometimes the pedipalp breaks off.

What happens to it once it falls off and where can I buy one?
Quote by Marcuso
So basically, if I wanted to compete for sunbunny's affections at the munch all I'd have to do would be
1 Play her a song on her web....like a harpist
2 Take her an offering....dead spider or something
3 Tie her up.....so she don't eat me
4 Shag her with both my "pedipalps"...and break one off.........OUCH!!!
5 Run like feck so she don't eat me.

So you won't be looking for a blowjob then love? pump up the pedipalps just in case.... wink
Quote by SunBunny
What happens to it once it falls off and where can I buy one?

Like the old stuck vibrator joke: " we couldn't get it out, but we did change the batteries..."
I guess it depends on which one breaks off in which entry point :twisted:
Quote by SunBunny
So you won't be looking for a blowjob then love? pump up the pedipalps just in case.... wink

LOL.........I was hoping for a Blowjob anyway.......lol
Hi sexysteph,
Only just heard about the munch - and it's full already!! We've been asked to go along by a cpl already attending (we can confirm on email if you want).
Can you fit us in? (please...)
Our profile is No 205750, and you're welcome to email us for any more info.
Quote by SunBunny

Hmmmm ...... you is being lined up by the black widow praying mantis queen of Swinging Heaven.... she is a real beauty mate..... and her avatar doesn't lie! I know coz I've met her ;)
hehehe

BLACK WIDOW PRAYING MANTIS QUEEN????
not sure if I should be flattered or perturbed here wishy.....but thank you for your compliments. lol
And for your information Daz.....I ain't lining you up....more winding you up...... wink
Now thats a shame, as I'm lining you up for some special attention on saturday :wink:
Especially with as cute an ass as your avatar has biggrin
hiya stef can u do me a big big fav and send me the info again if thats ok..please
i need to find my way to sunny leicester...looking forward to meeting the nice and lovely people i have met before......and to make sure my mate lil miss dont get drunk :twisted: :twisted:
saturday night is party night wooohoooo....does any1 know any good pubs to start of in on the day...something busy...loud.. and full of blonde 21 year old haif swedish ladys??
Steph are we doing badges? And if so do we bring our own ?
Bev
xx
Quote by freckledbird
Steph are we doing badges? And if so do we bring our own ?
Bev
xx

can u make me one please
Kinky we sorted one for you, it says 'pillock' lol
(hotel?)
Bev
xx
Quote by freckledbird
Kinky we sorted one for you, it says 'pillock' lol
(hotel?)
Bev
xx

wooohooooooooooo kinkypillock...thats kind of catchy aint it...
i be at the munch saying to the ladys hi whats your name,,,they be like horny bah bah
and then i can say kinkypillock....and then they say excuse me for one min,and be last i see of them lol
Counting down the hours to my first munch, hope yr all going to look after me.....
Cos I am soooooooo nervous :scared:
But also very excited.......
That nervous managed to post message in wrong place, oops
Quote by kinkyluton
Kinky we sorted one for you, it says 'pillock' lol
(hotel?)
Bev
xx

wooohooooooooooo kinkypillock...thats kind of catchy aint it...
i be at the munch saying to the ladys hi whats your name,,,they be like horny bah bah
and then i can say kinkypillock....and then they say excuse me for one min,and be last i see of them lol
pmsl you silly bugger
Bev
xx
do u know if the dj will be carrying kenny loggins,foot loose?
Very sorry but I'm afraid I'm gonig to have to pull out of this some, as something has come up.
I hope you all have a good time
Catch up with you soon
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
for those that attended munches before please use same badges
we will have some stickers for the newbies to use on the night
voddy xxx

I'm not new but my badge went home with someone else after the Notts munch rolleyes
Do I HAVE to wear a sticker as most of you know me dunno
Dawn lol