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Nott_s_guy
Warming the Bed
Hi,
After reading various threads I am now trying to post the perfect ad so here goes,
I am single, 35, 5'10" tall, living in East Nott's I am a 33" waist with a rugby players build but not fat, tanned with very short brown hair (blade 3) I have short stubble or am clean shaven on face.I have a normal endowment (I think) which is always nicely shaven & smooth, I wear Aqua Di by Georgio Armani or Aramis or just a nice clean just out of the shower smell I wash in tea tree & mint shower gel,I am discreet, like kissing & giving long sensous oral & seek a lady or couple with no male involvement,I can accomadate Mon to Thurs this week in a luxury house in the evening, please email with pic or PM/IM on telling me your preferences
Thanks for reading kiss
lipsav
Sexlightened
do I know you./
Do you work on the fragrance counter at BOOTs in Notts :giggle:
Missy
Sex God
Pretty good, pretty good biggrin
You don't have any conversation points in there tho. I think you need that one point that makes people either laugh (and hopefully answer) or stop and think (and then give their opinion). Just something that gives away your character - that initial Ice Breaker.
I'm far from an expert on this, maybe others will give different pointers. There just doesn't seem to be anything to answer.
Hope this helps in someway, or at the very least makes some sense lol
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by gregisthegod
good luck we dont want ur life story!!
Aww give the guy a break Greg. He's obviously read a lot of posts, including those where people were slated for not saying enough about themselves, and the "What turns you on in a man" and has duly noted the importance of smelling nice. I actually read his ad and wondered if he was writing it especially for me - shame he's so far away really!
Good luck Nottsguy xxxx
Nott_s_guy
Warming the Bed
Thanks everyone,
Greg I saw your post earlier & didnt bother replying,I figured you did yourself enough damage already :twisted:
Misschief what do you mean by conversation piece?
OK then, erm... how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb ?
A:- 2 one to do it & one to tell her how much better than a man she was, or a poll type question? which was funnier? Del boy's cleaning of the chanderliers or Blackadders dictionary scene?
Angel, yep it was scarily close to your ideal wasn't it? (dont you have a car? :inlove:
thanks for looking cool
p.s notice I left out the bit from the thread about being fat & over 40!!!!!!!!!!!!! banghead
gregisthegod
Casanova
Del boy's cleaning of the chanderliers or Blackadders dictionary scene?
only fools and horses with the chanderliers had to win hands down
Nott_s_guy
Warming the Bed
& in one fell swoop Greg had repaired all wrong doing & I had a conversation piece surprised
gregisthegod
Casanova
Quote by Nott's guy
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb ?
A:- 2 one to do it & one to tell her how much better than a man she was,
or a poll type question?

hehe if ur jokes r that bad mate id go for a poll type thing!!! :P
Shelly
Master of Sex
kiss Hello fellow Notts person :kiss:
Im always on the look out for a new victim whip
Get in touch if you want to chat wink
Shelly XXX