Lincolnshire Male Looking for a Blowjob

17 May 2004

Hi there
I am male 36 from Linciolnshire. I am looking for a female, any age to meet up and give me a blow job.
Please PM or email me
Thanks

17 May 2004

Wow, that should do the trick!!! :shock: :shock: confused

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Stand back and prepare for your PMs to go into meltdown. Cancel all your appointments for the next few weeks and get as much sleep today as possible. rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Good Luck!! lol

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17 May 2004

hdsahd so harsh bilko biggrin

17 May 2004

Quote by ceeteex
Hi there
I am male 36 from Linciolnshire. I am looking for a female, any age to meet up and give me a blow job.
Please PM or email me
Thanks

can you confirm that you dont intend to charge us for the privelidge?
this offer just seems too good to be true!

17 May 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
this offer just seems too good to be true!

WBB, would I be right in thinking you have now put your house on the market with the intention of moving to the Lincolnshire area??? :shock: :shock: lol

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17 May 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

this offer just seems too good to be true!

WBB, would I be right in thinking you have now put your house on the market with the intention of moving to the Lincolnshire area??? :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
gosh bilko... do you really think i could wait that long?! confused

am stood on the mottorway hitching a lift as we speak!!!!!
i just hope and pray that the offer is still open when i get there! :twisted:

17 May 2004

i'm northwest i could give you a lift so you don't miss out on the extravaganza, god forbid if any of us miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, (i'll just have to watch not bi), gutted

17 May 2004

Jumps into the Tank and heads onto the M60 to go and pick up WBB !!

There's room for a little one Tonymole if you want to tag along. Anyone else joining us???

17 May 2004

Quote by ceeteex
Hi there
I am male 36 from Linciolnshire. I am looking for a female, any age to meet up and give me a blow job.
Please PM or email me
Thanks

Hope you are very flexible cos it might be the onlt way you get one pml.

17 May 2004

now now sarge, hold fire!!!!!
CEETEX may already have more offers than he can handle, he has yet to accept my application!
i dont want to get myself all excited about it, then to find out i have been turned down for the honour!
how would i live afterwards??

17 May 2004

Well, I was thinking we could get down there, put our names on the waiting list and set up camp on the village Green along with the hordes of people that will have flocked there. After all, it's not every day an opportunity like this crops up!! confused

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The silly thing is, I'm straight, but I don't want to miss out on this!! :shock: :shock:

17 May 2004

The silly thing is, I'm straight, but I don't want to miss out on this!!

:D Me tooo, its a long way for me to come but I would love to see this :wanker:

17 May 2004

well, on the off chance that i do get picked to perform this blowjob... i am off to brush my teeth and put on my lips gloss!!!! wink

17 May 2004

It's nice getting a blow job , one of the advantages that does not get mentioned as often as it should be is you can answer straight away if you are asked " have you seen my earring butterflys ?"

17 May 2004

We dont come on for a few days and we miss out on such a fantastic opportunity!!
ah well - lessom learned lol

17 May 2004

Blow Job????????
Who mentioned Blow Job?????????????
Count me in cool

. I need to beat 131 lol

17 May 2004

Blow Job? Lincolnshire?
If I start sucking now, I'll get to you around next February.. biggrin

Can you keep it up that long? confused

17 May 2004

Quote by Heather
Blow Job? Lincolnshire?
If I start sucking now, I'll get to you around next February..
Can you keep it up that long?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 May 2004

oi blue and heather!!!
i was here first!
i am first in the q and will fight you for the honour of giving mr ceefeex his blow job!
its not often you get an offer like this, and i for one intend to make the most of it!
biggrin

xxxx

18 May 2004

Aw, come on WBB, I'm sure there's enough to go around, especially if we share with Falcon too lol

:lol: :lol:

18 May 2004

Well, we made it!! We've set up camp on the village green along with all the other thousands of hopefuls. It's like waiting for the sales to open. There's a local couple here that have been queuing since Midday on Monday to get their chance of this once in a lifetime offer. There's a heavy police presence, but most of them seem to have joined the queue now.
The press are here in numbers and the Saint Johns Ambulance crews are doing a roaring trade as people swoon at the thought of giving Ceeteex a blow job!!! The Pub Car Park is packed with Coaches and the local Morris Dancers are providing round the clock entertainment for the crowd.
Cries of "Let me be the chosen one!!" can be heard every few minutes and last time I looked Well Busty Babe was wrestling some woman from Brighton who claimed that she was put on this earth purely to give Ceeteex a blow job. She said she wasn't going to let some big chested bird from up north that trips up when receiving awards stay in the queue in front of her!!!! lol

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Sgt Bilko, News at Ten - Lincolnshire

18 May 2004

I AM AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS AND MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY :cry:
I just wish I had Known and of course it would have been usefull to be bi aswell :cry:
Im about to launch my own ad What do you think to
@@@ got cock need shag@'''

18 May 2004

i seem to have lost blue, sarge and helen in the crowd. if anyone can spot them.. please let me know!

18 May 2004

8-) 8-) 8-)
I can see me. I'm the one in the pink, right at the back......
8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

18 May 2004

SHIT................ I'm being ..........trampled .....on !!!!! surprised

:o :o :o :o

18 May 2004

Quick Sarge, climb up on to my shoulders and we'll push our way to the front..................................

18 May 2004

i would offer to help... but am now only 3 peeps from the front!
wish me luck!

18 May 2004

Warwick , like your ad wording , however to avoid the message not hitting home , how about SHAG in upper case ?
( Actually is an upper case shag really a blow job ???)why do I post here when it only confuses me ?

19 May 2004

any thanks Flipper do you think I also need more asterix and things to make myself even more irresistable confused

: @@@$$%%

19 May 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think we should nominate this one for the Hall of Fame... lol

P.S. Anyone seen Ceeteex... or has he been lost under the stampede? :shock: