Massive thanks to Vicky, Omar, and Scandal.
That was my first sample of Liverpool hospitality, and it was marvellous.
Wasn't the barmaid a peach. Remembering which drinks we were having without having to be asked - very impressed.
Two of the funniest thing I've heard in while -
"It's the sweetest pussy you'll never taste"
and from the same person (unrelated)
"If I'm lucky, touch wood - or Formica"
I had a great time.
Thanks Liverpool.
And thank you to my companion (?) for the evening

I'm not sure who was most surprised
