London businessman seeks female PA for evening meetings

20 Nov 2006

Tried this a couple of weeks ago, had a number of responses which looked hopeful but then failed to develop / materialise.......so here we go again!
I am a 6' tall, professional guy, slim, fit and 45 years old who often stays over in London and loves to work hard and play hard!
Hoping to find a woman who equally enjoys a long wind down full of fun, flirting and teasing (maybe a business woman stopping over and a little lonely!) who would like to meet for a drink and whatever takes our fancy! We obviously need to click so letâ€™s meet and see, nothing ventured.........Nov 30th now, are you in London, staying over tonight and fancy dinner?
Am genuine, discreet, honest and reliable. The object is good, clean (and safe I should emphasise) fun between two similarly minded and driven people. Maximum laughs and giggles combined with a lot of mutual stimulation â€“ how does that float your boat?
I am experienced, know all the buttons to push, have great stamina and am very imaginative. Have tried most things but do not believe in stopping there, if two people think they might enjoy something then they should go for it at least twice
An expert giving oral, I could spend hours down there preparing a pussy for the f**king it will get afterwards and like nothing more than the feel of a woman cuming on my tongue and face.
Also like to talk dirty during sex and love to hear a woman cuming, the noisier the better!
So contact me if this excites / gets your imagination going / strikes a chord?
pm me and lets get talking

21 Nov 2006

....................but very hopeful of finding my match! pm me and lets talk, get comfortable and arrange that night in town!!

21 Nov 2006

SH office services are available for minute taking, sorting out CV's, printing, photocoping, and posting etc but we don't offer anything else
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/91773.html
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21 Nov 2006

Quote by Sarah
SH office services are available for minute taking, sorting out CV's, printing, photocoping, and posting etc but we don't offer anything else

So you wont be sitting on my lap to take some dicktation then? confused

21 Nov 2006

Quote by redpantherman
SH office services are available for minute taking, sorting out CV's, printing, photocoping, and posting etc but we don't offer anything else

So you wont be sitting on my lap to take some dicktation then? confused

Would your TomTom know how to get to the office??

21 Nov 2006

Quote by Abilene
SH office services are available for minute taking, sorting out CV's, printing, photocoping, and posting etc but we don't offer anything else

So you wont be sitting on my lap to take some dicktation then? confused

Would your TomTom know how to get to the office??
an if tom tom dont work mal mal can read a map wink

21 Nov 2006

brilliant !!

22 Nov 2006

still looking for the woman to take the "dic"....................dont care whether you get to me via map or tomtom but full access rights will be granted and expected!

23 Nov 2006

am staying in London next week and the position is still available, applicants will be fully tested and vetted but will be allowed to smile, grin and graon during the process!
So whose game?

26 Nov 2006

and my typing in the last reply was cr*p!! Meant to say groan - must have very thick fingers which are better at some things other than typing hence the need for a PA who wants to experience the fingers. Want to meet this week?
pm me and lets arrange
x

30 Nov 2006

Am staying in 4* in the West End. Am free from and would love to meet for a drink, dinner and if we click................as wild as we can imagine
Any takers?

30 Nov 2006

Good Luck

30 Nov 2006

This just doesn't work does it?

30 Nov 2006

maybe not worked to date but there is clearly an audience and I am sure it will come up with an appropriate PA soon!

30 Nov 2006

Quote by Stiffenlong
This just doesn't work does it?

But why doesn't it work ?

30 Nov 2006

No sure, have changed my approach since last time - can only be that or tha lack of audience.
What I cant get me head round is that there must be 100s of women out there in hotels looking for safe fun with reliable, honest guys..........yes a risk but meet in a public place, gain confidence and take it from there
Any help / advice very welcome

30 Nov 2006

I dont know - confuses me - I read your original ad and subsequent ones. I'm at a loss to explain.
The only thing that crossed my mind was a kinda 'escort' type scenario - but then I thought - hang on - aren't we all in some way ? Offering or receiving a service ? At the end of the day we are all adults taking or receiving what suits us at the time ?
Dunno - Lovely Aussie Red clouding my threads right now lol

3 Dec 2006

I am as confused as you! Cant understand why there are no takers..........certainly not an escort thing, simply two adults enjoying eachothers company and sharing mutually satisfying times whilst bored / lonely and away from home
What's wrong with that?

4 Dec 2006

If you quit with the cheesy lines, then that might help? confused

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5 Dec 2006

Yeah dude . . .
As polite as you are I have to say . . . no offence but you do go on a bit ! i'm bored just reading the thread let alone spending an evening with you - may as well bite the bullet and hire an escort
SC