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You'll also find that they don't tend to stand too close together in this queue!!! :shock:
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Looking for a 1 of with a guy thats well built down there
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Quote by Darkfire
ohh i dunno i was thinking of asking sharon to pass on the names of any 12+ men she may meet :rascal:
Oi NN, there's a queue you know!!
i would like to join this queue :twisted:
:happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :happy:
look at all the nymphos coming out to play now Shaz, its all your bloody fault!!
ah well, should be plenty to go around :shock:
hehehehe coming out the closets now :lol:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
can i join the queue sharon please............
im a str8 guy but i could make a quick buck selling coffee and doughnuts up and down the line.........:D :D
ever aware of a business oportunity<<<<
Not garlic bread and cheese cake then? :giggle:
I think that might just put me of in this situation
:lol: Disappointment lurks, I'm afraid.
"Mr 12-Inch" seen on the net obviously isn't (quite).
Biggest I ever saw in real life WAS a genuine 10+, but the poor bugger couldn't ever get it anything like hard (too much blood needed, I suppose). And I've heard the same about other "giants". Flopperooney.
Nine seems to be about the limit for anything useful.
"Mr 12-Inch" seen on the net obviously isn't (quite).
Biggest I ever saw in real life WAS a genuine 10+, but the poor bugger couldn't ever get it anything like hard (too much blood needed, I suppose). And I've heard the same about other "giants". Flopperooney.
Nine seems to be about the limit for anything useful.
oooo someone always has to come along and blow the fantasy right out the water dont they! I have a vanilla mate who's 13 inches, I kid you not, I've measured it - BUT - Kniphofia's quite right in the 'cant get fully hard' thing - all that blood rushing in one direction = sure fire way to pass out! :roll:
ah well, that super freeze hold hairspray might come in useful for sommat after all :lol:
Quote by Darkfire
I have a vanilla mate who's 13 inches, I kid you not, I've measured it - BUT - Kniphofia's quite right in the 'cant get fully hard' thing - all that blood rushing in one direction = sure fire way to pass out! :roll:
ah well, that super freeze hold hairspray might come in useful for sommat after all :lol:
LOL does it matter which position he's in? Maybe if he stuck a cock ring round it might help (or a bangle if he's that big lol)
Good luck on your quest Sharon
I prefer several smaller ones in one go rather than one larger one :P but as they say, it's horses for course 
Have fun! :twisted: 
Quote by AndyWolves
So does anyone want to show me where the front of the queue is?!?! lol
Shaz is at the front hunny somewhere in Leicestershire!......then it extends up to Derbys to me.........
:D .....then it's over to Notts to Pepper .....so, if ya place yourself strategically in the middle of the East Mids, should give you a fair chance!
Quote by Darkfire
So does anyone want to show me where the front of the queue is?!?! lol
Shaz is at the front hunny somewhere in Leicestershire!......then it extends up to Derbys to me.........
:D .....then it's over to Notts to Pepper .....so, if ya place yourself strategically in the middle of the East Mids, should give you a fair chance!
Before it zig zags down to Berkshire :twisted:
Sexlightened
how gross???????????????
im just wondering do they do them 12 inch nobs on the NHS if so book me in
Andy xx
im just wondering do they do them 12 inch nobs on the NHS if so book me in
Andy xx
Sexpert
Hmmm Derbys...Notts....Berks..... It's do-able I reckon!
(obviously Derbys gets priority )
(obviously Derbys gets priority
) Sexpert
sounds ok to me Bex...
Thing is, I'm in Hants right now, so was thinking of picking you up on the way through Berks...you could use said techiques on the drive to Notts, picking up Pepper and then we'd get ourselves over to Dark's for a good session....
In the words of the late Hannibal Smith...."I love it when a plan comes together"
lol xxx
Thing is, I'm in Hants right now, so was thinking of picking you up on the way through Berks...you could use said techiques on the drive to Notts, picking up Pepper and then we'd get ourselves over to Dark's for a good session....
In the words of the late Hannibal Smith...."I love it when a plan comes together"
lol xxx
Quote by berksbex
I have a vanilla mate who's 13 inches, I kid you not, I've measured it - BUT - Kniphofia's quite right in the 'cant get fully hard' thing - all that blood rushing in one direction = sure fire way to pass out! :roll:
ah well, that super freeze hold hairspray might come in useful for sommat after all :lol:
LOL does it matter which position he's in? Maybe if he stuck a cock ring round it might help (or a bangle if he's that big lol)
Good luck on your quest Sharon
I prefer several smaller ones in one go rather than one larger one :P but as they say, it's horses for course Have fun! :twisted:Thanks berksbex
I think i am hoping a little to much though, think the 12 inch ones must be shy :lol:
Quote by AndyWolves
sounds ok to me Bex...
Thing is, I'm in Hants right now, so was thinking of picking you up on the way through Berks...you could use said techiques on the drive to Notts, picking up Pepper and then we'd get ourselves over to Dark's for a good session....
In the words of the late Hannibal Smith...."I love it when a plan comes together"
lol xxx
Absolutely! But....could you handle us? And would ya dare? :twisted:
Sharon, I'm not convinced they even exist! If he is out there, make sure we get to see the pics
Going by my email in box, every guy had at least 8 inches anyway Sexpert
Reckon I could handle you BerksBex....would definitely dare....but would I survive to tell the tale on SH....?!
:twisted: :twisted:
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:twisted: Quote by Phoenix
Well i haven't got the 12 inches yet but we had someone come down to show us how to make it
If you want it darkfire then let me know and i will send it on :wink:
P.S, we had a fun time! :twisted:
Exterminate.... Exterminate.... (in a Dalek voice)
hehehehehe
Its ment to be a big dick not a lazar
