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Looking for a lady tonight.

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Im from Hatfield and would like to meet a lady tonight when it is convenient for them.
Pms are welcome and i have pics of me. Im 19 5 ft 7 quite big built as i been doing boxing for 6 years and i have spikey hair and green eyes.
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any ladies out there
I'm afraid it's usually not that easy. sad Have a look in the advice section of the website; there's some hints for single men which you may find useful.
i just read it and im not being rude posting this. All i am doing is offering the lovely ladies not demanding so maybe.
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i just read it and im not being rude posting this. All i am doing is offering the lovely ladies not demanding so maybe.

Oh well, maybe I'll win the lottery wink
Here's another one who never takes the hint rolleyes
maybe but i have pics for them to and im quite cute looking and i would treat that with respect
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maybe but i have pics for them to and im quite cute looking and i would treat that with respect

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, well that's OK then :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
yeah it sould be ok because im not a typical guy i would handle a meet in a professional way and a mature way and be very polite and respectul to whoever i met.
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yeah it sould be ok because im not a typical guy i would handle a meet in a professional way and a mature way and be very polite and respectul to whoever i met.

You're not a typical guy? What are you then? A girl? :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And what do you mean," professional" way? You're surely not trying to CHARGE people for the pleasure of your company? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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yeah it sould be ok because im not a typical guy i would handle a meet in a professional way and a mature way and be very polite and respectul to whoever i met.

You're not a typical guy? What are you then? A girl? :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And what do you mean," professional" way? You're surely not trying to CHARGE people for the pleasure of your company? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
no im not a typical guy as in i dont do all the things typical guys do i take the different approach.
Also get them to pay me??? oh my god your meant to know exactly what dogging is about so you shouldnt bring money into all this you need to get a few things straight about dogging and you should know better. When a meet takes place a few things need to be taken into consideration and thats what being proessional is all about.
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yeah it sould be ok because im not a typical guy i would handle a meet in a professional way and a mature way and be very polite and respectul to whoever i met.

And what do you mean," professional" way? You're surely not trying to CHARGE people for the pleasure of your company? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think he means he would handle it as if it were a director/secretary situation....as of course a strapping 19 yr old boxer would.... wink
Good luck sweetie patience is a virtue xx
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Also get them to pay me??? oh my god your meant to know exactly what dogging is about so you shouldnt bring money into all this you need to get a few things straight about dogging and you should know better. When a meet takes place a few things need to be taken into consideration and thats what being proessional is all about.

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You picked the wrong Mod to have a go at Fun !!
I think Blue knows all about dogging etiquette and being proessional . lol
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Also get them to pay me??? oh my god your meant to know exactly what dogging is about so you shouldnt bring money into all this you need to get a few things straight about dogging and you should know better. When a meet takes place a few things need to be taken into consideration and thats what being proessional is all about.

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You picked the wrong Mod to have a go at Fun !!
I think Blue knows all about dogging etiquette and being proessional . lol
Hehehehehehehehe, you should see the PM he sent me..... I'm pissing myself laughing here..... he said he'd treat me with respect if I met him :doh:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I did reply saying that I would meet him provided that he let me and my mates fuck his smooth tight little ass, and then we would cum all over it and rub the spunk :censored: :censored: :censored: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ......... oooops.... getting a bit carried away again ..... poor little lamb, I think I've scared him away, but I was warming to the idea very nicely :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Does that mean an outing agina for the infamous double ender we saw pictured after your party or a larger version strappy coumming into play?
Damn where's the link to make his eyes water?

I don't think I'd better show him any pics, the poor lad's probably already having nightmares lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You could send me some if you wanted to. I am not being rude or anything to you both because im sure your nice people really i just made this post for the ladies that might want to meet me really so sorry if it offended you both.
have to say m8, you either have elephants balls or you sure are crazy, we all knows wewll, Blue is NOT the Mod to piss off
i didnt piss her off because what i have said to her is not very offendful matey. I have now just said that if she took it that way then im sorry.
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i didnt piss her off because what i have said to her is not very offendful matey. I have now just said that if she took it that way then im sorry.

I'm not offended, I just want to know whether Fun wants his smooth tight ass fucked by my 5 mates. That's all lol
Leave him alone!!!!!
Fun, you come to me and let me make it all better. Then Reese can make it hurt again and then I can make it all better again, then Reese can.. oh, you get the idea, right?
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yeah it sould be ok because im not a typical guy i would handle a meet in a professional way and a mature way and be very polite and respectul to whoever i met.

You're not a typical guy? What are you then? A girl? :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And what do you mean," professional" way? You're surely not trying to CHARGE people for the pleasure of your company? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
oh my god your meant to know exactly what dogging is about so you shouldnt bring money into all this you need to get a few things straight about dogging and you should know better.
sorry, i don't often post on LMU stuff, but i can't help it . . . .
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
blue? do you have ANY IDEA what this dogging lark is? well do ya?
sorry i'm wetting meself . . . .
n x x x :P
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Leave him alone!!!!!
Fun, you come to me and let me make it all better. Then Reese can make it hurt again and then I can make it all better again, then Reese can.. oh, you get the idea, right?

Ok ill come to you check your PMS. biggrin
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Leave him alone!!!!!
Fun, you come to me and let me make it all better. Then Reese can make it hurt again and then I can make it all better again, then Reese can.. oh, you get the idea, right?

Ok ill come to you check your PMS. biggrin
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Vix was joking. You don't understand humour at all, do you Fun? confused
"Offendful".Now there's an interesting if it's in the dictionary?No, didn't think so."Sense of humour".Now there are three linked words that "Humility". biggrin
ok, I don't often chip in, but I have to say that's the funniest though slightly innocently sweet post I've seen in ages.