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LOOKING FOR A WOMAN IN IPSWICH 1ST MARCH MY PLACE

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Hi, I will be staying at a hotel near Ipswich on 1st March 2003.
I am looking for a woman to join me for the evening for unrestricted fun.
I am 31 good looking, clean, discreet and into most things.
You can be thin or big, younger or older.
Please reply quickly as I need to arrange this with you asap.
Send me an email at with pic of face and body and will reply with face and cock pics.
Don't be shy girls!
xxx
Quote by Hercules
Hi, I will be staying at a hotel near Ipswich on 1st March 2003.

Um... you wouldn't care to check the sell by date would you?
Sappho xxx
Quote by Sappho
Hi, I will be staying at a hotel near Ipswich on 1st March 2003.

Um... you wouldn't care to check the sell by date would you?
Sappho xxx
Oh Mrs Picky! !!:shock: Anyone would think you are a proof reader or something!!!! wink lol :lol:
Oh, I see you spotted the deliberate mistake, only kidding yes I mean this Monday.
You can see my photo ad with pics on Men Seeking Women (obviously), posted 26/2/04 at , advert number 54391 (it is currently page 11 of the ads, but this will rapidly increase).
Hope this helps.
So are you interested Sappho?
Am I interested, Hercules?
Well, I had a look at your ad. Not bad; it's to the point, you say what you're looking for and it's legible. I didn't care for the cock shot, though your torso is attractive - but that's a very personal opinion and not meant as a criticism.
I did however find the tone of your ad rather peremptory. You're asking for the favour of a lady's company, not doing her one by offering sex for the evening.
So, am I interested? Actually, on reflection, no I'm not. But then, I am very selective, making my choices based on personality rather than looks or age, and I'm afraid you do not match the criteria I would consider in a sexual partner.
I do however wish you luck.
Sappho xxx
Hi Sappho, thanks for taking the time to look at my ad and thanks for your feedback, it's nice to get constructive comments from other members as I am very new to this.
I wouldn't say my ad was too peremptory, as you said I was asking for a lady's company and I don't think asking can be classed as insisting, and as for what am I offering I have already stated in my ad FUN, whether or not this leads to sex is another matter.
I don't think it would now work out with the two of us, but thanks all the same for considering it.
Are there any other takers in the room?
Hercules
xx
I am thinking of changing this to only BBW.
I am getting very turned on by pics of Heather for example, so is there any BBW out there that are available this Monday and maybe Tuesday for some adult fun?
My photo ad is at http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-54391.html
Your pics are a must!
Hercules
xx
Quote by Hercules
Hi Sappho, .....
I don't think it would now work out with the two of us,

Right, that's it!!
If there is one thing I hate more than someone flirting with Sappho it is someone implying that she is not worth flirting with in the first place!!! evil
Put'em up!! :sparring: , take that!!! duel
...and that............ :kick:
Right, that's better. Now back to the Cafe while my patience is just about in tact. rolleyes
Hercules...
The PM you sent me the other day was, I'm afraid, very direct. Too direct.
Think of the whole Swinging Heaven experience as this - it's no differenet from seeing someone at a bus stop. There are ways and means saying Hi and if we had been standing at a bus stop, you'd have got the preverbial slap around the chops.
You also claimed that your 'member' was bigger than the one in the photograph... this without knowing the first thing about who that man was or his relationship with me. You instantly made me defensive and that's not a good way to open a dialogue.
Sorry to out you like this, but you did conjour me by mentioning my name.
I'm glad you enjoy my photos. And I'm sure, in person, you're really nice. But you do have to think about that approach a bit.... and I wouldn't think you'd find many of us girls willing to commit to a one to one meeting without first establishing some kind of knowledge about who we're dealing with.
Best
Hxx
Well Herc, seems you really know how to win friends and influence people - NOT rolleyes
Also seems you are out for anything you can get, and not in the most appropriate way. I did speak to my partner about you wanking him off, but he said no (in his words) "Cos you are straight and boring". Just passing on a message OK. 8)
Hi, I see you all have been busy posting replies here, I have just tapped in after my trip, it was pretty uneventful in case you were wondering.
I feel I should just write a few words here to the novices out there like me:
There is a distinct difference in the way the Photo ads are run compared to the Forum here. The photo ads are more direct and 'X-Rated' and you cannot use that tone in the forum as it is a different culture and mentality here. The photo ads are mostly "email me the worst you can do to me with very naughty photos attached", as apposed to the forum which is more down to earth with people wanting to get to know you which may lead to sex, while the Photos are "come and fuck me!".
I have learnt this the hard way and I apologise if I have offended anyone. Sappho and Heather thanks for your replies which helped me to learn the error of my ways, but to the old timers here like Blue, your comments are not appreciated and you do not help the forum and its mermbers grow (pardon the pun).
Anyway, enough said, although I would lastly like to add that if I had a choice to meet anyone from this club I wish it was Heather, she has all the qualities that I am looking for and more! Heather, if you ever change your mind in the future and I am in the neighbourhood I would love to take you out for a meal. xx.
Hercules.
:shock: An old-timer at 32, surely not :shock:
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