Hey.
I'm looking to meet with someone in London for NSA fun at first. My life is so hectic I simply don't have the time for a relationship.
I'm extremely goodlooking, thoroughly nice young man, originally from the midlands but have lived in various places in the uk.
I work in finance, have a boring job really, but it pays well and allows me to do the things I like doing which are travelling, painting and fucking mainly.
I'm very particular -
You must have an open mind and a very overactive imagination
You must be under 40
You mustn't have huge breasts
You must be oversexed and need it for ages
You must be into oral both ways in a slave kind of way. That's both ways!
You must be intelligent, and be able to turn me on upstairs.
Above all, you must have a good sense of humour and a laid back but at the same time very intense personality, if this makes sense?
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Your photo gets mine. Seriously, i'm a very good catch.
Look forward to hearing from you.
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Quote by you_lala
Hey.
I'm looking to meet with someone in London for NSA fun at first. My life is so hectic I simply don't have the time for a relationship.
I'm extremely goodlooking, thoroughly nice young man, originally from the midlands but have lived in various places in the uk.
I work in finance, have a boring job really, but it pays well and allows me to do the things I like doing which are travelling, painting and fucking mainly.
I'm very particular -
You must have an open mind and a very overactive imagination
You must be under 40
You mustn't have huge breasts
You must be oversexed and need it for ages
You must be into oral both ways in a slave kind of way. That's both ways!
You must be intelligent, and be able to turn me on upstairs.
Above all, you must have a good sense of humour and a laid back but at the same time very intense personality, if this makes sense?
---
Your photo gets mine. Seriously, i'm a very good catch.
Look forward to hearing from you.
x
Sheeeesh! not half picky are you, seriously good luck though :cheers:
Quote by you_lala
I'm extremely goodlooking, thoroughly nice young man, originally from the midlands but have lived in various places in the uk.
Reads as big headed and probably not that worried what the female wants out of this
Quote by you_lala
You must be oversexed and need it for ages
Desperate
Quote by you_lala
You must be intelligent, and be able to turn me on upstairs.
What about the fem or is this about 'YOU'
Quote by you_lala
i'm a very good catch.
Yeah, your point is?
:roll:
Warming the Bed
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I'm extremely goodlooking, thoroughly nice young man, originally from the midlands but have lived in various places in the uk.
Reads as big headed and probably not that worried what the female wants out of this
Quote by you_lala
You must be oversexed and need it for ages
Desperate
Quote by you_lala
You must be intelligent, and be able to turn me on upstairs.
What about the fem or is this about 'YOU'
Quote by you_lala
i'm a very good catch.
Yeah, your point is?
:roll:
Beautifully put, Dawn. Read, mark, learn and inwardly digest, fellow males...
dont get your head down you_lala!
I'm a newbie to the forum section aswell (even though i have been a member for a number of years) and ive found some of the replies to be quite short and cutting (especially off felow males - quite territorial i think) however, there is some good advice hidden in some of the posts.
id say dont expect much 'action' until people get to know you, as swinging isnt really about wam bam thank you mam - well not all the time anyway!
good luck
I'm a newbie to the forum section aswell (even though i have been a member for a number of years) and ive found some of the replies to be quite short and cutting (especially off felow males - quite territorial i think) however, there is some good advice hidden in some of the posts.
id say dont expect much 'action' until people get to know you, as swinging isnt really about wam bam thank you mam - well not all the time anyway!
good luck
dont get your head down you_lala!
I'm a newbie to the forum section aswell (even though i have been a member for a number of years) and ive found some of the replies to be quite short and cutting (especially off felow males - quite territorial i think) however, there is some good advice hidden in some of the posts.
id say dont expect much 'action' until people get to know you, as swinging isnt really about wam bam thank you mam - well not all the time anyway!
good luck
I'm a newbie to the forum section aswell (even though i have been a member for a number of years) and ive found some of the replies to be quite short and cutting (especially off felow males - quite territorial i think) however, there is some good advice hidden in some of the posts.
id say dont expect much 'action' until people get to know you, as swinging isnt really about wam bam thank you mam - well not all the time anyway!
good luck
Quote by you_lala
Hey.
I'm looking to meet with someone in London for NSA fun at first. My life is so hectic I simply don't have the time for a relationship.
I'm extremely goodlooking, thoroughly nice young man, originally from the midlands but have lived in various places in the uk.
I work in finance, have a boring job really, but it pays well and allows me to do the things I like doing which are travelling, painting and fucking mainly.
I'm very particular -
You must have an open mind and a very overactive imagination
You must be under 40
You mustn't have huge breasts
You must be oversexed and need it for ages
You must be into oral both ways in a slave kind of way. That's both ways!
You must be intelligent, and be able to turn me on upstairs.
Above all, you must have a good sense of humour and a laid back but at the same time very intense personality, if this makes sense?
---
Your photo gets mine. Seriously, i'm a very good catch.
Look forward to hearing from you.
x
As a newbie on the forums as also a fem I'd say that I agree with what other fems have written...
You have basically a list of demands here, which is going to be very off putting to most women who read this...
In addition to that, most women aren't up for men who appear to be intensely arrogant and/or 'up themselves' and they will bristle given your tone.
And no-one cares how much cash you have either, you're not in 'money makes a man sexually attractive' London on here....
Finally, baby, if you're such a good catch why haven't you been caught yet?
