Mal DOESN'T want to meet anyone....................

18 Mar 2005

Actually I do, but I 've heard of this 'reverse psychology' which seems to work exceptionally well for me on here. Everytime I post asking for a meet, I never meet anyone!!
I've also changed from Tuesdays to Wednesdays, since Tuesdays seem to be non-swinging days around here!! So the details are as follows:
Wednesday morning 23rd March, preferably around the Warrington or surrounding area, couples or females.
Preferably a Rachel Hunter look a like, but I can be flexible about that (knowing my luck, I'll get a Norman Hunter look a like!! :shock: )
Now, you may want to know a little about me, as I very rarely post on here (be quiet at the back!!) and you may not of heard of me. I'm very shy, modest, need a little coaxing sometimes, a little inexperienced and, and, too embarassed to tell you more redface

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So all of you who are interested can either post here or contact me by PM. If it comes down to having to sift through loads and loads of replies, unfortunately I may well work on the principle of 'first come (you! :twisted: ), first served', so the earlier you reply, the better.
Ok guys - hit the reply buttons..................... NOW!! lol

Mal

PS - Now available Tuesday evening anywhere in the NorthWest!!

18 Mar 2005

WILL SEXYANN LOOK ALIKES DO !!!!!
I,M WORKING ON IT

18 Mar 2005

Cool!! 11 minutes and one possible already!!
I love it when a plan comes together!! lol

Mal

18 Mar 2005

I'm free on Wednesday morning.......... smile

Trouble is, I will be Coventry sad

:undecided:

18 Mar 2005

Well if you weren't quite a few miles from here I'd be screaming round very quickly...... wink

18 Mar 2005

well i'd offer my services but i don't even come close to a dear hunter never mind Rachel Hunter lol :P

18 Mar 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Rachel Hunter

Was that the film where Rod Stewart played russian roulette in a bar?
And blew his own brains out?

19 Mar 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well i'd offer my services but i don't even come close to a dear hunter never mind Rachel Hunter lol :P

I think you match the criteria, except for the distance, honey!!! sad

Perhaps another time?
And Mike, nearly - but no cigar!! smile

If the location is putting anyone off, I could be flexible (to a degree!)
Mal
wink

19 Mar 2005

whose rachel hunter (off now to google images to look)

19 Mar 2005

very nice....now i know who rachel hunter i... i want a look a like too - as im called rachel that wud be freaky but hey!!

20 Mar 2005

That's worrying confused

! I can live with the thought that you may not know who Rachel Hunter is - but quite concerned that you didn't ask who NORMAN Hunter was? :shock: !!!!
Mal
wink

20 Mar 2005

whos Norman Hunter? dunno

20 Mar 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
whos Norman Hunter?

Used to play for Leeds, known as Norman 'Bites yer legs' Hunter. Bit of a hard tackler!!
Still no interest on the day, then? :cry:
Mal
wink

20 Mar 2005

Quote by mal609
'Bites yer legs'

I can bite, I can bite, I can bite!
I might not be a Rachel or a Norman but I can bite lol

:lol: :lol:
Dam, Im working all week!

20 Mar 2005

I think you ladies are missing the point of the ad - I don't need to know who CAN'T meet up, I need to know who CAN meet up!!! NWC, we will speak later!!! lol

Mal

20 Mar 2005

Mal,
I think some has offerd you some advise of sticking around and getting to know people first and then arrangeing meets................
I dont think you have posted enough on this site

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

20 Mar 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Mal,
I think some has offerd you some advise of sticking around and getting to know people first and then arrangeing meets................
I dont think you have posted enough on this site :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Thats good advice, these bloody newbies just dont listen! Mal, listen to what Sarah is saying and use the forums, get to know people a bit and you never know, you just might get lucky! lol

21 Mar 2005

Bloody women - so bloody cheeky!! :shock:
Ok, I've hung around for a few more days, posted crap just to get known, PM'd women without asking (just so they know I'm here! lol

) and generally been a very noticeable nuisance - NOW will anyone shag me on Wednesday???? :shock:
I have to confess, I have been known to do things that women find extremely pleasurable (NO - not the washing up and ironing!!! confused

). You now still have a couple of days to make sure you've washed your sexy undies, hoovered the bedroom and dusted where necessary, prior to my arrival.
All that's left for me to say is - TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN!!!! rolleyes

!!!
Mal

(ever hopefull!)

21 Mar 2005

I have also edited my initial post - I am also available Tuesday evening!!
Mal
wink

Ever flexible!

21 Mar 2005

Quote by mal609
Bloody women - so bloody cheeky!! :shock:
Ok, I've hung around for a few more days, posted crap just to get known, PM'd women without asking (just so they know I'm here! ) and generally been a very noticeable nuisance - NOW will anyone shag me on Wednesday???? :shock:
I have to confess, I have been known to do things that women find extremely pleasurable (NO - not the washing up and ironing!!! ). You now still have a couple of days to make sure you've washed your sexy undies, hoovered the bedroom and dusted where necessary, prior to my arrival.
All that's left for me to say is - TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN!!!! !!!
Mal

(ever hopefull!)

Tut, bloody typical, you had me until you said the highlighted bit :cry:

21 Mar 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
Bloody women - so bloody cheeky!! :shock:
Ok, I've hung around for a few more days, posted crap just to get known, PM'd women without asking (just so they know I'm here! ) and generally been a very noticeable nuisance - NOW will anyone shag me on Wednesday???? :shock:
I have to confess, I have been known to do things that women find extremely pleasurable (NO - not the washing up and ironing!!! ). You now still have a couple of days to make sure you've washed your sexy undies, hoovered the bedroom and dusted where necessary, prior to my arrival.
All that's left for me to say is - TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN!!!! !!!
Mal

(ever hopefull!)

Tut, bloody typical, you had me until you said the highlighted bit :cry:
So Angel
do you think I'm missing something from my post? Do you think if I DID offer to wash up and/or iron, they would shag me?
Just a thought!!! :lol:
Mal
:wink:

21 Mar 2005

Quote by mal609
So Angel
do you think I'm missing something from my post? Do you think if I DID offer to wash up and/or iron, they would shag me?
Just a thought!!!
Mal

Hmmmmm..... why don't you try offering to wash and iron and then see where it leads? And remember that if you want to try this route I'm now first in the queue to have my washing and ironing done :lol2:

21 Mar 2005

Right Mal, get your coat, you've tapped!
Whoops, ignore that, take your coat off, thought you said you DID do the washing up and the ironing lol

21 Mar 2005

Ok - I've got it!! I've bloody got it!! This plan CANNOT fail cool

!
so far all I seem to get are responses from ladies who can't see me for any number of reasons, ie, too far, kids at home, work, washing their hair for the rest of their lives, you get the picture lol

so the plan is, now I know who WON'T shag me, EVERYONE else who hasn't posted an excuse MUST want to shag me and are now open for me to salisciously PM to tell them to shag me!! :lol:
Cool or what!!
Right, off to make my shag list up! :twisted:
Mal
wink

21 Mar 2005

Seems to me you've cracked it Mal, what are yougoing to do with all these offers, and if you have any left over, spare a thought for us other poor suckers.
John
xx redface

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