Mal's on the prowl!!

8 Jun 2004

This is a genuine request from a genuine guy who will accept PMâ€™s from all and sundry :grin: .
I have all day Friday free and was looking to see who would like to invite me round for some fun?
I live in Blackburn, but anywhere within an hour and a half drive is fine by me. Single ladies or couples, I donâ€™t mind.
Notorious around the forums, most people know me, some have met me, some haveâ€¦â€¦.. well, you know blast

! Good sense of humour, fit and active, adventurous, witty, charming, well mannered, charismatic, did I say sense of humour? rotflmao

:bs:
If you wish to know more, just ask . If you wish to see more, check the www link below redface

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I know Iâ€™m putting my head above the parapet for this, bearing in mind the number of similar posts, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.
All useful comments about the post also accepted, as I know there will be a few! But hey, bring them on!!
Anyone who wishes to add a reference to this post, please do so. :small-print:
Now, now, ladies, don't all rush at once!!
:cheers:

Mal wink

8 Jun 2004

I don't suppose you could get from there to London in an hour and a half could you? LoL....
Would love to....but too far away....have fun babe.....

8 Jun 2004

Last time he posted i was the ticket collector...
This time I will work on pay for day NOT commision at door!
He is a nice guy on here and I wish him luck anyhow...

8 Jun 2004

I can surgest a few things, howabout you pay me a visit sometime.
TS

8 Jun 2004

TS behave, you little minx :grin: !

8 Jun 2004

hiya mal babes
lee is in work on fri and ive still got the kids off school sad

good luck babes
cya soon i hope smile

jo xxxxxxxxxxx

8 Jun 2004

Good luck Mal old buddy! :grin:
I hope it works out for you, otherwise what chance does a relative newbie like me have?

8 Jun 2004

mall has not had a lot of luck here (none actually lol

) so i am going to help him in my own little way! wink

what can i say about him that will make all the girls want to meet him?. confused

he gives me chocolate biggrin

he doesnt need viagra :wink:
his passenger side car window will soon work :P
did i mention the chocolate? rolleyes

lol only joking... he is a good guy.. and "good" too :wink:
:D

8 Jun 2004

And I can vouch for him being a 100% shaggable piece of totty too! :smug:
Hxx wink

8 Jun 2004

sigh!
i cant sit and watch this!
if no one is going to offer i will do him!!! again! rolleyes

the things i do for this website! confused

8 Jun 2004

Any offers yet Mal??? cool

8-) 8-)
No, WBB, you don't count. I'm sure Mal doesn't want to spend the whole day having mad passionate sex with you just because you took pity on him. We do have our pride you know, even if it was nice of you to offer. Isn't that right Mal? confused

:? :?
Mal ??? Mal !!!!! Why are you looking at me like that ?? Mal, put the knife down. Maaaaaallllllllllllll................ :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

8 Jun 2004

:cry: never let it be said that i cant take a hint then! :cry:
oi bilko... what are YOU doing on friday???!!!!! wink

8 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
sigh!
i cant sit and watch this!
if no one is going to offer i will do him!!! again!
the things i do for this website!

funniest topic ive seen all night
i hope he gets his woman sounds nice x

9 Jun 2004

Ah, WBB...... well done for coming to Mal's rescue on Friday..... you will be rewarded in (swinging) heaven cool

8-) 8-)

9 Jun 2004

awwwwwwww hell sounds sooo much more fun!!!!!!!!!! wink

9 Jun 2004

Yeah, I think that when I die I want to go to hell cos bad boys are much more fun :twisted:
However, I don't think Mark will be changing the name of the site any time soon, "Swinging Hell" doesn't have quite the same ring to it :shock: wink

9 Jun 2004

when mal gets into work in about 10 mins time and loggs on he will think "wooo hoooo" look at all those replies!
then he opens the thread and finds its blue and wbb.. again!!!!!!!
pmsl

9 Jun 2004

Jesus!!!
I might have to shag you if this carrys on.......?
Problem is im male and not really Bi......
Actually!!! I think i will give it a miss....... Good luck anyway

9 Jun 2004

Now Sarge,
I appreciate your concern about my moral standings. You know I wouldnâ€™t accept a sympathy shag, it just isnâ€™t me. As for WBB, she is very shy, as you are all probably aware, and it was just her way of trying to circumnavigate this shyness and ask me directly. She also has very high moral values and certainly doesnâ€™t offer to entertain anybody out of pity.
So WBB, I accept your exceedingly kind offer and will be contact you shortly to discuss the finer details. To all those who have contributed to this thread, thank you. It just goes to show that, by putting in a little effort, you get a better result than the one-liners we see far too much of in here. And if nothing had come of it, it was a laugh trying anyway!!

Checklist for Friday
Chocolate â€“ check (like I DARE forget that!!)
Directions â€“ check
Deodorant â€“ check (careful where I use it)
Aftershave - check
Clean underpants â€“ check
White socks â€“ Nooooooooo!!
New car delivered â€“ err, wait out on that!
Anything else I might have forgotten?
TTFN
Mal
wink

9 Jun 2004

<<<realises that Mal was trying to prove a point and teach the "one liners" a lesson in his post...... so decides not to point out that she was going to be seeing him this week anyway! rolleyes

better go and do my "swapping around" now i guess... and tidy my room! confused

and make room in my fridge for my nine bars of chocolate! pmsl

9 Jun 2004

OI !!
I've just got our reputations back on track - don't burst the bubble of everyone's illusion of us!! :shock:
Mal
lol

9 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
awwwwwwww hell sounds sooo much more fun!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by bluexxx
Yeah, I think that when I die I want to go to hell cos bad boys are much more fun :twisted:

Come on down ladies, a warm welcome awaits you both passionkiss

xxxxx
Lucifer
(wondering why there's this :blast: but no corresponding icon for the man giving???)

11 Jun 2004

mal had his day off from work today after all.. though i reckon he worked harder than he EVER does at work! wink

he even remembered the chocolate!

11 Jun 2004

I should hope he did remember the chocolate - after all, he's been promising it for a long time lol

:lol: :lol:

11 Jun 2004

Thank you ladies.
Yes, the chocolate was successfully delivered and an exceptionally good time was had this afternoon. I have just about got my breath back and the attack of cramp has also receded. I hope the two guys watching through the spyholes also enjoyed themselves - they certainly made enough bloody noise!!
Can I say to all those people who post one-liners....... you just have no idea what you are missing out on 69position

:spit:

!!!
Mal

12 Jun 2004

Well_busty_babe did you have white boots on?

12 Jun 2004

Yes she did, Vicky. Were you the ones next door that we kept awake? :twisted:
Mal
wink

So close but yet so far
yet to see that famous avatar!

12 Jun 2004

Yeah we were next door for a while but it got too hot.
Went up to the top floor later lot cooler wink

well till we got going again anyway
By the way the 2 guys said all they could see was the white boots and your bum Mal pmsl

12 Jun 2004

Next time I'll remember to block the holes in the door first!! Cheeky monkeys!
Mal
wink

12 Jun 2004

is NOTHING secret round here???
rolleyes

lol