Mario IS twat of the week

6 Dec 2004

i have come to the conclusion that out of the 1000,s of people on this site you can probably count the amount of genuine people on two on then crucify im not putting this because i,ve had no joy or been knocked back. confused

:?

:(

6 Dec 2004

Wow!!! You've figured that out in one day?!? :shock:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
i have come to the conclusion that out of the 1000,s of people on this site you can probably count the amount of genuine people on two on then crucify im not putting this because i,ve had no joy or been knocked back. :? :(

Well you could count the amout of genuine people on 75 odd hands at the last big munch work that out :?
But then again youve been around for so long that you just know everyone!!

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
i have come to the conclusion that out of the 1000,s of people on this site you can probably count the amount of genuine people on two on then crucify im not putting this because i,ve had no joy or been knocked back. :? :(

I'd happily count genuine people with my two hands ....... I've never been knocked back and had plenty of joy ... YOU must be doing something wrong not to have people falling over themselves to be shagged by you after just a few hours .....

6 Dec 2004

ive been on this site for ages i only joined the forum if you lot saw me you would definately want to shag me.(lol)

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
ive been on this site for ages i only joined the forum if you lot saw me you would definately want to shag me.(lol)

Ohh yeah I've always wanted to shag a fat cartoon plumber!!!!!! :doh:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
anyway if you lot saw me you would definately want to shag me.(lol)

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
says it all really doesnt it guys????
tut tut tut.... rolleyes

6 Dec 2004

calista you cant talk ive just looked at your site

6 Dec 2004

"Its'a me, Mario!"
I'm sure Luigi and Wario are about here somewhere...

6 Dec 2004

at last some one with a sense of lots of girls like me,honest really they do,honest.

6 Dec 2004

So why the hell should we all be so desperate to shag you then??

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
at last some one with a sense of lots of girls like me,honest really they do,honest.

they do

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
i have come to the conclusion that out of the 1000,s of people on this site you can probably count the amount of genuine people on two hands.

OK clever dick - what did you say your IQ was? Your powers of deduction astound me.
And another thing (I'm angry now) How are we supposed to know YOU are genuine?
(But why, oh WHY would we care........)
And why insult a regular on your second post??? Huh??????
Give me strength................................... mad

6 Dec 2004

Yawns loudly and goes back to the Cafe
rolleyes

:thrilled:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
calista you cant talk ive just looked at your site

Erm I can talk .............. I generally open my mouth and words come out ...
what's my site got to do with it ??? does this mean you think I'm genuine?

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
So why the hell should we all be so desperate to shag you then??

i didnt say that,but if your lucky you might find out one day.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
So why the hell should we all be so desperate to shag you then??

i didnt say that,but if your lucky you might find out one day.
If im lucky???? :shock:
I dont think so mate only the priveledged peanut man gets that honour not some muppet who comes here to piss people off rolleyes

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
calista you cant talk ive just looked at your site

Someone remind me to buy flowers for mario's funeral... :grin:
*legs it outside of the blast zone*

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
I'd happily count genuine people with my two hands

You quite sure it would be counting you'd be doing there with your two hands?

6 Dec 2004

chill out it seems like ive stirred up a hornets nest.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
chill out it seems like ive stirred up a hornets nest.

No you've just pissed us off.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by flapjackboy
calista you cant talk ive just looked at your site

Someone remind me to buy flowers for mario's funeral... :grin:
*legs it outside of the blast zone*
No can't we just play with him a bit longer????? .... in a shark vs penguin way?
Anyway ..... Mario .. seriously ... what makes you think we aren't genuine?
Have you checked out some of the really great advice over on the menu???

6 Dec 2004

Quote by mario
So why the hell should we all be so desperate to shag you then??

i didnt say that,but if your lucky you might find out one day.
Trust me it would be you that would be the lucky one and it aint gonna plenty of really nice blokes on here that won't ever get that honour so a numpty like you doesnt stand a chance :shock: lol

6 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
I'd happily count genuine people with my two hands

You quite sure it would be counting you'd be doing there with your two hands?
:giggle: shhhhhhh otherwise people will want me to count them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Calista
I'd happily count genuine people with my two hands

You quite sure it would be counting you'd be doing there with your two hands?
:giggle: shhhhhhh otherwise people will want me to count them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been wanting you to 'count' me for ages, Calista... :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

6 Dec 2004

listen ladies. If Mario blows you out, I'll be available to help you get over him.
I know they are some big shoes I'll be stepping into but I'll do my best.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by flapjackboy
I'd happily count genuine people with my two hands

You quite sure it would be counting you'd be doing there with your two hands?
:giggle: shhhhhhh otherwise people will want me to count them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been wanting you to 'count' me for ages, Calista... :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Woooohooooo get ya coat you've pulled ......... who says single males don't get anywhere !

6 Dec 2004

See, it warms the heart to see that this site really does work.

6 Dec 2004

Ooh, great comeback there... :twisted:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
listen ladies. If Mario blows you out, I'll be available to help you get over him.
I know they are some big shoes I'll be stepping into but I'll do my best.

Pmsl that was a good reply