martini-man-28 blackpool (wanted)

14 Apr 2006

hi looking to meet martini man on sat for a meet with me and my sexy pettie girlfriend
jay

14 Apr 2006

Tryy the LMU mate wink

14 Apr 2006

Quote by luxs
hi looking to meet martini man on sat for a meet with me and my sexy pettie girlfriend
jay

The one whose details aren't on your profile, you mean?

14 Apr 2006

and what does that have to do with you.......like i want to meet him myself i think not
if you dont have anything decent to post dont bother as it was not addressed to you in the 1st place thank you

14 Apr 2006

Quote by luxs
and what does that have to do with you.......like i want to meet him myself i think not
if you dont have anything decent to post dont bother as it was not addressed to you in the 1st place thank you

Easy there....
And as Freckledbird has pointed out your profile has you down as a single guy,if you have a girlfriend who wants to get in on the scene you may want to up grade your account to show that......it does help!
besides who is the Martini man and like it has been said this is better in the LMU forum.

14 Apr 2006

you just carnt please some people.... im only human
sorry sorry and sorry again

14 Apr 2006

Only trying to help...you have 4 ads running and all of them accept the dogging one is Men looking for........
Your pics are all of you ....none of your girlfriend, as that would help you considerably.
As far as people can see you are just a single guy,why should they believe you?
just remember i'm not taking the piss out of you just trying to help you!

14 Apr 2006

do i look like a single guy im as horny as you if not more so lol

14 Apr 2006

OK.. moving this to LMU
Please remember the site AUP about being friendly... people were giving you some advice.
:P

14 Apr 2006

Quote by da69ve
just remember i'm not taking the piss out of you just trying to help you!

He's right the piss taking come later when we have builty up your confidence. lol

Only jesting however there has been a long history of single guy's coming on here pretending to be a couple. Why I don't really know but sufice to say people are wary now. biggrin

14 Apr 2006

Quote by luxs
do i look like a single guy im as horny as you if not more so lol

Yes actually you do look like a single guy......and you come across as one!
Besides if your horny you've always got your girlfriend to shag haven't you?

14 Apr 2006

thanks jags..

14 Apr 2006

i think your probably a woman dave......otherwise why would you have a cartoon for your pic lol

14 Apr 2006

Quote by luxs
i think your probably a woman dave......otherwise why would you have a cartoon for your pic lol

Sound thinking mature answer that is my friend biggrin

and ofcourse I look just like a shed :shock:

14 Apr 2006

Quote by luxs
i think your probably a woman dave......otherwise why would you have a cartoon for your pic lol

That's TWO strikes! Be warned. rolleyes

:roll:

14 Apr 2006

This has been puzzling me for some time, its not meant as a personal jibe, please don't take it as such, but why do men (single or otherwise, no judgement being made) say they are looking for 'Gay Female Couples'?
H.x
by the way a cartoon is a drawing, da69ve's avatar is a photograph.

14 Apr 2006

its called banter sheddy ...nothing about being mature and besides i have the mental age of a 9yr old

14 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
This has been puzzling me for some time, its not meant as a personal jibe, please don't take it as such, but why do men (single or otherwise, no judgement being made) say they are looking for 'Gay Female Couples'?
H.x
by the way a cartoon is a drawing, da69ve's avatar is a photograph.

Because when they find the site they instantley think it's the answer to their sex drought and
tick every option they can get their hands on not realising that it probably does their chances more harm than good. confused

14 Apr 2006

Ah, the testosterone twitch.
Makes sense now, heaven forbid they should have thought about it first.
H.x
(that did sound like a jibe didn't it, sorry)

14 Apr 2006

Quote by luxs
and what does that have to do with you.......like i want to meet him myself i think not
if you dont have anything decent to post dont bother as it was not addressed to you in the 1st place thank you

No need to be rude. You might want to meet him yourself, there are gay and bi men on this site too. If the post is addressed to martini man (whoever he is) then send him a pm.

14 Apr 2006

has martini man turned up yet????

14 Apr 2006

Quote by DeeCee
has martini man turned up yet????

No.....i hear he's having a meet with the Cadburys Dairy Milk Man!!

14 Apr 2006

someone shook him but he hasn't stirred.
H.x

14 Apr 2006

i heard that the man from del monte was puttin in an appearance aswell

14 Apr 2006

you lot crack me up rotflmao

off now to buy a new supply of keyboards rolleyes

keep it up :thumbup:

14 Apr 2006

Quote by DeeCee
i heard that the man from del monte was puttin in an appearance aswell

I heard that too........"he say yes"

14 Apr 2006

Quote by luxs
hi looking to meet martini man on sat for a meet with me and my sexy pettie girlfriend
jay

jay.... beware mate!!!!

14 Apr 2006

Quote by luxs
hi looking to meet martini man on sat for a meet with me and my sexy pettie girlfriend
jay

I'm assuming he means she's small.
Sorry, just being petit.
H.x

14 Apr 2006

What about The Green Cross Code Man ?
or The Man from Atlantis ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

14 Apr 2006

i cant believe that no-ones remarked as to how apt my link was.....
you just wanna rip the pixs out of this dude ... im tryin to help him
tut tut
shame shame