WTF is a love wand? I can see Sooty waving around his magic wand...
I don't usually reply to posts on here that are not worth replying to but I godda hand it to you mate, this is a "classic".
IF .....and that is one huge IF you get a reply from all the lovely ladies of Birmngham wanting to knock your door down to get at your love wand then I swear to god I will show my arse in Birmingham city centre
Now just to make you feel better I myself have not had much joy on here but one thing I have realised is patience is a virtue and you do have to build up some relationship before you get the remote chance of a meet up. I am not saying it is impossible and my perserverance is finally coming into fruition but please mate, have a rethink about what you put on post it could make the difference between as your name suggests being a Clitylicker and just a w**ker (no pun intend I promise)
good luck mate
Tony
Steve
apologies mate using your name in the same sentence as clitylicker, I waqs so in awe of his request and just reading your very funny comment on the PM and Tony Blair kinda got a little excited replying mate and put your name in
Tony
Tony - I waved MY magic wand and removed the incorrect name... now that's what I call a wand!
