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27 Sep 2005

Hi my name is dave and if you want Gay chat ring xxxxxxxxxxxx

27 Sep 2005

A girl called Dave who wants gay chat........... okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay confused

:? :? :? :?

27 Sep 2005

Errrrr Dave (!??)
You're not supposed to put yer phone number in the open forums!! smackbottom

I've edited it out for you this time biggrin

And, ummmmm have you thought about, ummmm maybe changing your name from , to something else perhaps a bit shorter, something more you?......... Like Dave?? confused

27 Sep 2005

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Hi my name is dave and if you want Gay chat ring xxxxxxxxxxxx

POSSIBLY a man pretending to be a woman whose a man whose gay ??

27 Sep 2005

Errrr Dave?? Sorry, just me again

Ummm, your sig??? the girl2girl chat thing?? ......... How?? :confused: dunno

Are you telling fibs???? cool

:confused: :dunno:

27 Sep 2005

stop confussing me :confused:

27 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Errrr Dave?? Sorry, just me again
Ummm, your sig??? the girl2girl chat thing?? ......... How?? :confused:
Are you telling fibs????
:confused: :dunno:

star mod detective susses out the crime of the century !!!!! hurrah
change your e mail to

27 Sep 2005

Quote by SXBOY
POSSIBLY a man pretending to be a woman whose a man whose gay ??

No never :shock: That can't possibly be true :shock: :shock: :shock:
People don't actually fib do they? :eeek:

27 Sep 2005

Getting chair and popcorn
Missy is on a case/...................
This could be interesting

27 Sep 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
POSSIBLY a man pretending to be a woman whose a man whose gay ??

No never :shock: That can't possibly be true :shock: :shock: :shock:
People don't actually fib do they? :eeek:
she is a 22 year old lesbian who works in shropshire according to HIS 1st post

27 Sep 2005

Right, so we have a Lucy the lesbian and Dave the gay man both using the same username.......... yeah, OK rolleyes

........... so Dave/Lucy*, you know what happens to liars, don't you? That's right, their noses grow so long that they get trapped in the special liar detectors at SH Towers, then we have to shoot the culprits as an act of mercy...........
The countdown begins :bounce:
*delete as appropriate

27 Sep 2005

Hang on I've only jjust started my popcorn lol

27 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
The countdown begins :bounce:

Oops, forgot to countdown in me shock at catching a fibber :shock: redface

Can we just fake it?? .......... for Sarah sake?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Right, so we have a Lucy the lesbian and Dave the gay man both using the same username.......... yeah, OK ........... so Dave/Lucy*, you know what happens to liars, don't you? That's right, their noses grow so long that they get trapped in the special liar detectors at SH Towers, then we have to shoot the culprits as an act of mercy...........
The countdown begins :bounce:
*delete as appropriate

shooting the culprits stops re offending in 100% of all cases * blue take aim hunny

27 Sep 2005

you've all lost me, Man, woman, woman man man thing totally lost

27 Sep 2005

Maybe he's the fem part of a gay relationship and lucy is the male part ,he is gay and maybe a lesbian in his/her dreams/previous life.........all this and more in this weeks episode of soap?????????Its confused the crap out of me.(having a brew now and waiting with baited breath for further developements)

27 Sep 2005

maybe shes a leabian called Dave
maybe its a gay male trapped in a womans body :dunno:
maybe hes Dave by day and at nights turns into........SuperLucy

27 Sep 2005

This ones stumped me lol

The word schizophrenia springs to mind here :lol:

27 Sep 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
The word schizophrenia springs to mind here

well i hadn't ruled that one out as a deffo no no :lol:

27 Sep 2005

my head hurts.
i give up!

27 Sep 2005

this must be the most bizarre thread on here I have read - confused!!!

27 Sep 2005

Sorry i must be a little bonkers
Because as daft as his/her/its post was
I can't help but sit here keep giggling thinking about it lol

Have i lost it or do i just have a warped sense of humor ?

27 Sep 2005

don't know about the warped sense of humour Sharon(i think its spot on actually)but you do have a great bum,just thought I'd mention it.

27 Sep 2005

oh its not locked yet had me confused

all day .
wonder where he/she/it is tonight

27 Sep 2005

Debz,I'd just like to say,you have a great bum as well,LOL,john,x

27 Sep 2005

how the hell did we get from "hi im dave"....
to "debz youve got a great bum as well"????
i have extensively researched this and here are my findings......
"lucy" derived from the french word "luchae" meaning lucky....
"david" biblical name with a meaning that escapes me at the moment and i cant be arsed googling it......
i think hes a man whos called lucky dave.....this being a piss take as hes the unluckiest bloke around....hes still undecided about his sexuality and didnt know that using the same account c for his alter ego can be traced.......
therefore hes probably french ....because.....erm.......i say he is ......OK....
ok im bored ....so shoot me smile

love you all really biggrin

27 Sep 2005

David means 'darling'.

27 Sep 2005

I don't think we've had a thread in here before where the first post was a hijack. confused

27 Sep 2005

Quote by iluvminis
Debz,I'd just like to say,you have a great bum as well,LOL,john,x

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Yay thanks hun wonderd if you would mention mine lol lol

28 Sep 2005

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Hi my name is dave and if you want Gay chat ring xxxxxxxxxxxx

Is there a physiotherapist in the house?
Cuz this is a very confussed individual.
...........................and he's right Debz ... you do have a very nice bum wink