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It seems I may have neglected to provide an itinerary:
7pm – 7:30pm...............Guests are asked to arrive and the local Monks will escort you to the Drinking Chamber.
7:45pm..........................The Monastic welcome.
8pm – 10:45pm.............The banquet and entertainment
10:45pm – 12:15am.......The Drinking Chamber (with disco) is at our disposal.
A medieval disco.............go figure? confused
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
A medieval disco.............go figure? confused
Steve

There have been a number of successful films of the medieval disco genre:
Boogie Knights
Goose Grease
Earthenware Girls Are Easy
Dark age Dancing
And of course the definitive pre-Raphaelite make-out movie,
Saturday Night Plague, with that wonderful soundtrack by the BorGias.
And of course the definitive pre-Raphaelite make-out movie,
Saturday Night Plague, with that wonderful soundtrack by the BorGias.
:giggle:
Cathy x
I`m so depressed. I have to try to find something from a charity shop which I can turn into costumes for us both.
I can`t sew :shock:
Steve, I know this is a social only event, so I`ll apologise in advance for our costumes falling apart and us ending up naked. :scared:
Venusxxx
banghead Could somebody please explain to Mars that this is NOT real, and I am NOT about to start hammering out a full set of plate armour for him :huh:
Venusxxx
Chris wants to come to this, I have to beg and plead with Steve to see if we can come rolleyes
Quote by freckledbird
Chris wants to come to this, I have to beg and plead with Steve to see if we can come rolleyes

You have a pm........you'll have to pull your finger out but please let me know how you get on.
I went to my local fancy dress shop at lunchtime to try to sort out a costume. It was closed!! sad
I hope they're only snowed in somewhere and it's not permanent. biggrin
Steve
Well, thank god for my Goth wardrobe! I`ll be wearing a black velvet skirt, and black bodice, all I need do is find a puffy white shirt to wear underneath, shouldn`t be too hard. It won`t be spectacular, but I`ll scrape through!
Mars however has decided I`m not being ambitious enough with his costume, and has decided to do his himself........
This should be good rotflmao
Venusxxx
biggrin We're coming...all booked and paid for, and the hotel :D
It's Chris' birthday on the 4th, so no doubt he'll be getting very merry on the mead confused
Is anyone NOT going in fancy dress?
Possibly Mars if left to his own devices! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
banghead Could somebody please explain to Mars that this is NOT real, and I am NOT about to start hammering out a full set of plate armour for him :huh:
Venusxxx

Mars - let me assure you this is completely real. A full set of armour, as hammered out by your generous other half, is de rigeur.
HTH :twisted:
Quote by Ice Pie
Mars - let me assure you this is completely real. A full set of armour, as hammered out by your generous other half, is de rigeur.
HTH :twisted:

I hate you. :huh:
So I`m going to ask Steve if we can be seated together :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by steveg_nw
I went to my local fancy dress shop at lunchtime to try to sort out a costume. It was closed!! sad

If you're in trouble for a costume,
They have a few medieval type things, and delivered mine within two days.
Oh and don't believe the sizes - they're actually one or two sizes bigger than they say they are. I ordered the largest size, hoping I'd be able to squeeze into it because it said 40-42 chest, but it fits fine and I'm a 44.
Quote by VenusnMars
So I`m going to ask Steve if we can be seated together :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

There's a table full of people celebrating a 90th birthday....................Ice Pie is sat with them. innocent
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
There's a table full of people celebrating a 90th birthday....................Ice Pie is sat with them. innocent
Steve

Happy Birthday Steve kiss
You could have sat with the rest of us you know lol
Dawn bolt
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Happy Birthday Steve kiss
You could have sat with the rest of us you know lol
Dawn bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ye bastard! biggrin
Steve
Quote by Dawn_Mids
There's a table full of people celebrating a 90th birthday....................Ice Pie is sat with them. innocent
Steve

Happy Birthday Steve kiss
You could have sat with the rest of us you know lol
Dawn bolt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
what do you give a 90 yr old for his birthday :whistling:
Lucyxxxxx
Quote by lucyweebaps
what do you get a 90 yr old for his birthdya

Three 30 year olds? innocent
Steve
how about a 45 yr old twice :grin: lol
Lucy xxx
WoooHoooo!!..........the costume is sorted!! :happy: :happy:
Many many thanks to djcouple for the fancy dress shop suggestion and I'm now the proud temporary owner some Baron type costume or other. Picked it up this afternoon and don't have to take it back until the Monday after the banquet and all for Sorted!!
Quote by lucyweebaps
how about a 45 yr old twice :grin: lol
Lucy xxx

Errrrrrrrm.........yeah ok.
Steve
Got my costume yesterday from the fancy dress shop........thanx for the advice.
now i just need to go to M&S and get those knickers that promise to suck in all the flabby bits and give you a lovely svelte figure.... lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is anyone staying at the hotel Steve gave the link out for??
if you are, is anyone meeting for a drink b4 we leave for the venue?
Quote by kazswallows
Is anyone staying at the hotel Steve gave the link out for??
if you are, is anyone meeting for a drink b4 we leave for the venue?

There are a few of us staying at that hotel including (I think) fembernie & myself, Tim & Jas, Lucyweebaps & Ken and others. No doubt we'll be meeting in the bar beforehand to sort out some transport arrangements.
Steve
Just for info the up to date list:
Alex Female & Dave Notts
Angel Chat
Celticq
Corriefem & Guest
Dambuster & Guest
djcouple
Freckledbird & Chris
Fred & Wilma Flintstone
heandtr
Ian_Mids & Dawn_Mids
Ice Pie
Kazswallows & Lee
Lucyweebaps & Ken
Marcuso
Marmalaid
Midlandsman1970
Misschief
Molly & Chris
Mr & Mrs FC
Mr & Mrs TallnHairy
NWcouple50 (Nick & Sheila)
Red(RHG)
Roger the Dragon, Charlotte the Damsel
Sarah1448
steveg_nw & Fembernie
Tim & Jas
Venus & Mars
Vix & Reese
That's 47 of us. biggrin
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
Is anyone staying at the hotel Steve gave the link out for??
if you are, is anyone meeting for a drink b4 we leave for the venue?

There are a few of us staying at that hotel including (I think) fembernie & myself, Tim & Jas, Lucyweebaps & Ken and others. No doubt we'll be meeting in the bar beforehand to sort out some transport arrangements.
Steve
Kewl so myself and Mrs TnH are staying in the same one as Jas n Tim, so we will also be with you lot, excellent smile Almost like I read all my PM's and planned it that way :mrgreen: (Ok I admit to not being that organised and thanks to Jas will be finding the place)
Look forward to meeting you all very soon... babysitters are set, room is booked, car is fixed and not much left to get in the way now, wohoo ..
Well - I'm my usual organised self. I am now in London and my costume is in sunny Scotland sad (Was Lady Godiva from the medeaval period????)
Have no idea where I'm staying. Better check in with my roomie to let her know I'm still alive and find out where it is we are staying!!
:bounce: I'm definately looking forward to it now though.:bounce:
confused Is it one of you lot bidding for this on ebay?

I want it! :cry:
My effort will be something along this line.....only crappier :mrgreen:
Mars has a grey sparkly dress to hack up as chainmail. He was none too impressed with me when I announced in the middle of a charity shop that we would `buy that nice slinky dress we saw a couple of shops back for you hun.` lol
Something had to be done, he was threatening to come as a medieval Samurai warrior. :huh:
Venusxxx
Is anyone going from the North East or passing through the North East who wouldn't mind giving me a return lift? Will share petrol costs.