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Quote by Alex_Female
Is anyone going from the North East or passing through the North East who wouldn't mind giving me a return lift? Will share petrol costs.

If you're REALLY stuck Alex, I'll come and fetch you.
Quote by freckledbird
confused Is it one of you lot bidding for this on ebay?

I want it! :cry:

:censored: :censored: :censored: mad :x :x
No costume :cry: :cry:
Quote by freckledbird
:censored: :censored: :censored: mad :x :x
No costume :cry: :cry:

Get your arse down to the fancy dress shop woman!! biggrin
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Vix & ReeseThat's 47 medieval revellers and there's only 3 days to go!!!
The girls obviously recognise a good night out when they see one................first time I've seen them outnumber the guys!!
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw

:censored: :censored: :censored: mad :x :x
No costume :cry: :cry:

Get your arse down to the fancy dress shop woman!! biggrin
Steve
:shock: I will, just this thing called work gets in the way. Parents' evenings this week too confused so can't get away early. Chris going to look/phone round tomorrow. :D
Looking forward to it. I will shout hello from my turret to everyone - feel could be a bit like Rapunzel in my bedroom :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: wink oh I will be let out for the meal....................................
Unfortunately Midlandsman1970 has had to drop out and because we’re unable to recover his money there is now a fully paid up seat going spare (that’s seat, singular). If you fancy coming along to the banquet tomorrow night then send me a pm and I’ll get back to you this evening.
You can find all the information you need regarding location, menus, dress etc in the banquet thread so please don’t start asking me questions you can easily find the answers to yourselves. Also, if you’re one of the new and unknown around here then I’m sorry but I’m not going to take the chance of ruining the evening by inviting someone along that nobody knows.
I know it’s short notice but a quick trip down to the fancy dress shop in the morning should sort you out with an outfit so apart from that what’s stopping ya?
Steve
*steveg_nw waits for the inevitable “can my partner come as well?” and “I know I’m new but............?”
Hello all
I have a minibus booked from the hotel tomorrow to get us there and bring us back.
There are some seats available and it is £ return per person.
If you want a seat please let me know via pm.
There aren't many left so be quick.
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
I have a minibus booked from the hotel tomorrow to get us there and bring us back.
There are some seats available and it is £ return per person.

Good girl........I knew Tim must have been kidding when he said you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. lol
Hope you've got me down for 2 spaces.
Steve
:bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy: :cheers:
Tonight is the night, see you all there
or in the hotel bar first lol
i'm so excited...........our first munch
see you all there smile :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Bugger.........just had a message from Charlotte & Roger and their car is kapput. They can't make it. sad
We can't reclaim the money for these seats so that's three empty fully paid up places going begging now.
Steve
Right then, it's only 90 miles but I don't trust my car so I'm leaving at midday. If any of you get a call from my mobile in the next few hours, don't answer unless you intend to rescue me from a hard shoulder on the M1 somewhere.
See you later. smile
Ice maybe you should travel in your fancy dress just on the off chance you are delayed and it would save time later dunno
Dawn biggrin
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ice maybe you should travel in your fancy dress just on the off chance you are delayed and it would save time later dunno
Dawn biggrin

I can't travel in my costume as I'm coming by car, not horse. :D
Besides, if I had the roof down I'd cause accidents with other drivers peering in going "WTF is that??" rotflmao
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice maybe you should travel in your fancy dress just on the off chance you are delayed and it would save time later dunno
Dawn biggrin

I can't travel in my costume as I'm coming by car, not horse. :D
Besides, if I had the roof down I'd cause accidents with other drivers peering in going "WTF is that??" rotflmao
I was only trying to help :dunno:
:giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ice maybe you should travel in your fancy dress just on the off chance you are delayed and it would save time later dunno
Dawn biggrin

I can't travel in my costume as I'm coming by car, not horse. :D
Besides, if I had the roof down I'd cause accidents with other drivers peering in going "WTF is that??" rotflmao
I was only trying to help :dunno:
:giggle:
You can help by offering a prayer to the God of pretty but unreliable cars. :rotflmao:
I'm just going out.
I may be some time. ;)
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice maybe you should travel in your fancy dress just on the off chance you are delayed and it would save time later dunno
Dawn biggrin

I can't travel in my costume as I'm coming by car, not horse. :D
Besides, if I had the roof down I'd cause accidents with other drivers peering in going "WTF is that??" rotflmao
I was only trying to help :dunno:
:giggle:
You can help by offering a prayer to the God of pretty but unreliable cars. :rotflmao:
I'm just going out.
I may be some time. ;)
Its hard to type while I'm on my knees
I am doing my best to pray and we WILL see you later :D
I've just realised there's a problem with my outfit.............there's no damn pockets in it!
Don't suppose anyone has one of those beach bum belt/pouch thingummyjigs I can borrow for the evening??? You wouldn't want me to leave my wallet in the hotel room now would you?
Steve
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice maybe you should travel in your fancy dress just on the off chance you are delayed and it would save time later dunno
Dawn biggrin

I can't travel in my costume as I'm coming by car, not horse. :D
Besides, if I had the roof down I'd cause accidents with other drivers peering in going "WTF is that??" rotflmao
I was only trying to help :dunno:
:giggle:
You can help by offering a prayer to the God of pretty but unreliable cars. :rotflmao:
I'm just going out.
I may be some time. ;)
If someone was going to offer a prayer for motorvehicle reliability the least they could have done was said it yesterday! mad
Roger the Dragon
(The pissed off owner of a car of which the engine is covered in brown gloop and which has no head gasket!!!! :x :x )
Can't you just wear a normal belt and tie things on with bits of string?
lol
bolt
I'll sort you out later. :twisted:
Steve
We have outfits lol
Hmmmmm stilettoes or sandals ? And that's just Chris confused:
Medieval stilettoes??? :shock:
Steve
can I be sorted out as well please? lol
Quote by steveg_nw
Medieval stilettoes??? :shock:
Steve

Yes Steve, wooden spikes for heels confused
Nobody will see them anyway, under the frock lol
(or the naughty undies that aren't quite medieval)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Its tonight. Its going to be great fun !!!!!!!!
OH !
I'm not going ! :doh:
You lot have a great time. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
I'm gone.
I'll c y'all later. biggrin
Steve
It`s a three hour journey and Mars is still working on his costume. So much for our margin of error. :huh:
Venusxxx