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Ben1978
Sexpert
Hi all!!!
Heres my add.....299115
And as there was a lenghty post on how big everyone thought a members...er...member was...
maybe you would have a butchers at mine.....let me know your thoughts, am i ..sniff....say it isnt sooooo...i beg of thee..
Unknown User
No such advert me old fruit!
confused
Ben1978
Sexpert
dammit!! no wonder...had about 20odd views......
should be 299113
thanks for letting me know man...
jamnat20032003
Orgasminator
blatant attempt to get people to look at your ad
smackbottom
Unknown User
It looks a bit on the small side... and skinny to me. I'd take the picture off as what they don't know might help.
Ben1978
Sexpert
i like it!!!
he he skinny....plenty of girth thankyou.........i think the photo does not do it justice.
plus its 7.4 inches....i feel the photo is letting me down, thanks for confirming the poor representation my penis is going through.
Ben1978
Sexpert
better???? new pic rolleyes ....i know....shameless!!!
add 299113
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
plus its 7.4 inches....i feel the photo is letting me down, thanks for confirming the poor representation my penis is going through.

and that .4 makes all the difference eh :giggle:
sorry i havn't looked cause i can't be doing with these crap attepmts to get people to nose at their profiles (*cought* mines 58264 :evil2: ) they not gunna meet u anyway lol
Dawnie
Sex God
Ben I would still be happier looking at your face. Dick pics bore the shit out of me rolleyes
Besides, you can have fun with a bloke with a small dick if he has a tongue and hands, I can't have fun with some ugly bastard with no conversation.
Dawn biggrin
Ben1978
Sexpert
if you cant be bothered 'with doing with these crappy attempts' then hear this...
...i cant be doing with people who , although 'cant be doing with it,' still feel compelled to tell me they cant be doing with it!!!!
flipa
Ben1978
Sexpert
no way im posting a face pic for all to see!! wish i could, it would help me for sure! anyway im not here desperatly seeking sex, just trying to meet likeminded people!!!
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
if you cant be bothered 'with doing with these crappy attempts' then hear this...
...i cant be doing with people who , although 'cant be doing with it,' still feel compelled to tell me they cant be doing with it!!!!
flipa

and i can't be doing with....................oh forget it bolt lol
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
no way im posting a face pic for all to see!! wish i could, it would help me for sure! anyway im not here desperatly seeking sex, just trying to meet likeminded people!!!

So what we got to keep looking at your cock for then dunno
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
no way im posting a face pic for all to see!! wish i could, it would help me for sure! anyway im not here desperatly seeking sex, just trying to meet likeminded people!!!

So what we got to keep looking at your cock for then dunno
cause hes desperatly trying to meed like minded people? :dunno:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
no way im posting a face pic for all to see!! wish i could, it would help me for sure! anyway im not here desperatly seeking sex, just trying to meet likeminded people!!!

So what we got to keep looking at your cock for then dunno
cause hes desperatly trying to meed like minded people? :dunno:
Do I need to see his cock to know he is a like minded person :dunno:
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
no way im posting a face pic for all to see!! wish i could, it would help me for sure! anyway im not here desperatly seeking sex, just trying to meet likeminded people!!!

So what we got to keep looking at your cock for then dunno
cause hes desperatly trying to meed like minded people? :dunno:
Nobs, like him then?
Well, sorry, but I misread the title lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ben1978
Sexpert
you dont have to look at my cock at all....or even bother to waste yer time posting..................but you do....so you might as well comment on it, since you cant help yourself! lol
Ben1978
Sexpert
if it were nobs i were seeking then i would have hit the jack pot!!!
:grin:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
maybe you would have a butchers at mine.....let me know your thoughts, am i ..sniff....say it isnt sooooo...i beg of thee..

But you asked us to look dunno
Ben1978
Sexpert
now im asking you not to bother!!!!
wink
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
if it were nobs i were seeking then i would have hit the jack pot!!!
:grin:

So you're looking for cock then? But you're ad is surely in the wrong category??? I'll go and change it over to the men seeking men section..... won't be a tick :haha:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
now im asking you not to bother!!!!
wink

Make you mind up FFS rolleyes
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
you dont have to look at my cock at all....or even bother to waste yer time posting..................but you do....so you might as well comment on it, since you cant help yourself! lol

i havn't commented on ur knob at all if u read, i havn't even looked at ur add so wouldn't know what it looks like 2 comment, wouldn igaine it looks like every other knob on here tho lol
Ben1978
Sexpert
hmmm ok go on then...have a peek...
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
now im asking you not to bother!!!!
wink

Make you mind up FFS rolleyes
hes doing that reverse do dar thing, telling u not to look in the hope u will :giggle:
Ben1978
Sexpert
godammit naughty, thats what im talking about....why bother posting in the first place, if an advert says 'look at my nob' and you being of the 'i dont like to look at nobs because ive seen so many nobs im justy hoping one day somone will show me a square one just so i can have some variety' type, then maybe dont look at the post.
he he
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
hmmm ok go on then...have a peek...

OK I looked and it looks the same as most other cock shots and its boring rolleyes
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by Ben1978
godammit naughty, thats what im talking about....why bother posting in the first place, if an advert says 'look at my nob' and you being of the 'i dont like to look at nobs because ive seen so many nobs im justy hoping one day somone will show me a square one just so i can have some variety' type, then maybe dont look at the post.
he he

see i got him sussed wink
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
now im asking you not to bother!!!!
wink

Make you mind up FFS rolleyes
hes doing that reverse do dar thing, telling u not to look in the hope u will :giggle:
Reverse psychology dunno
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids
hmmm ok go on then...have a peek...

OK I looked and it looks the same as most other cock shots and its boring rolleyes
Yes, it is a boring pic... the lighting is all wrong... but I'm sure the burly types in men seeking men won't care, they just want a cute arse :lickface: :haha: ... put an arse pic up Ben, that will give the guys something to wank over :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: