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My cock needs some attention,29th/30th.
Sex God
Not improved your technique yet I see? Did the piss taking you got last time not make you reconsider?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33626.html - just in case you missed it
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33626.html - just in case you missed it
well you lot ,it seems that this site and what you put on it is judged by some people who think they are piss takers who also not keen on newbies,is this a club or a free site where you can write within reason without you lot of knobs being far as piss taking ive met and worked with better people than now i suppose i will be banned from this site for speaking my mind.
Quote by robbo sti
well you lot ,it seems that this site and what you put on it is judged by some people who think they are piss takers who also not keen on newbies,is this a club or a free site where you can write within reason without you lot of knobs being far as piss taking ive met and worked with better people than now i suppose i will be banned from this site for speaking my mind.
We NEVER ban people for speaking their mind - we ban them for being abusive when others are trying to advise them about the error of their ways. Mind your manners!
:P
Quote by Sexysteph
Hi all ,im a male of 45,live in the Cheshire area and my cock needs some serious attention,let me cum all over your ,
you really know how to impress the ladies on here dont you !
its bad enough for us singles without that !
let me know your charm school ! .......please !
But which Dave's face does he want to cum over
:evil:Not my fucking face i hope!
Sex God
Quote by robbo sti
well you lot ,it seems that this site and what you put on it is judged by some people who think they are piss takers who also not keen on newbies,is this a club or a free site where you can write within reason without you lot of knobs being far as piss taking ive met and worked with better people than now i suppose i will be banned from this site for speaking my mind.
Personally, I wouldn't ban you, I'm having far too much fun winding you up! People are just trying to give you advice really..... think about how your posts look - they are CRAP! If you want a shag, put some bloody effort into it - this is a swingers site, not somewhere for instant sex - there is a difference. If you just want instant sex, do us all a favour and pay a pro.
And we don't think we are piss takers, we KNOW we are, hehehehehehehehehe
:lol: :lol: :lol: I WILL WRITE WHAT I WANT WITHIN REASON AND I DONT NEED PRICKS LIKE YOU LOT TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CANNOT YOU LOT CAN SLAG ME OFF AS MUCH AS YOU LEAST IM HONEST IN STATING WHAT IM LOOKING FOR, NOT LIKE A LOT OF TIMEWASTERS ON THIS PEOPLE WHO CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO REPLY TO A PM,EVEN IF ITS JUST TO SAY SORRY NOT PEOPLE LIKE YOU LOT WHO MAKE IT HARD FOR NEWBIES. 
some people who post on here sometimes never think things through before they post....what then happens is some of us purely as fun..never in a vindictive or horrible way like to tease them about it.....if they put their hands up to it and say "fair enough i was a bit stupid thinking that one through".....it's ok then,sometimes they learn from that and stick around.....then usually do the same to others!.....if they have a sense of humour they will get it!......i don't beleive anyone here is vindictive.....the mods wouldn't allow that!
but considering your last post you are not interested in taking any advice....so bollocks to you!
but considering your last post you are not interested in taking any advice....so bollocks to you!
Sex God
Quote by robbo sti
I WILL WRITE WHAT I WANT WITHIN REASON AND I DONT NEED PRICKS LIKE YOU LOT TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN OR CANNOT YOU LOT CAN SLAG ME OFF AS MUCH AS YOU LEAST IM HONEST IN STATING WHAT IM LOOKING FOR, NOT LIKE A LOT OF TIMEWASTERS ON THIS PEOPLE WHO CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO REPLY TO A PM,EVEN IF ITS JUST TO SAY SORRY NOT PEOPLE LIKE YOU LOT WHO MAKE IT HARD FOR NEWBIES.
No mate, it's people like YOU who make it hard for newbies - in fact people like you make it harder for ALL single guys.... I'm sure they will agree with me here. Calling people who are trying to help "pricks" will not help, and WILL get you banned. Yes, by all means write what you want, but don't blame anyone but yourself when you get no action. Simple as.
And oh yeah, no need to shout
Sex God
Quote by robbo sti
UP YOURS WITH BRASS KNOBS,OOPS IM SO SRRY FOR SHOUTING.
Ohhhhhh, good come back. NOT! Ha.
Oooh, I feel my finger twitching :twisted:
Sex God
We're saved! Robbo has requested to be banned:
Inbox :: Message
From: robbo sti
To: bluexxx
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:36 pm
Subject: PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE BAN ME
YOUR NO MORE OF A PISS TAKER THAN,THAN MY PET GOLD PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE BAN ME.
Sorted! And before Corrie too
Inbox :: Message
From: robbo sti
To: bluexxx
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 7:36 pm
Subject: PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE BAN ME
YOUR NO MORE OF A PISS TAKER THAN,THAN MY PET GOLD PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE BAN ME.
Sorted! And before Corrie too
Sex God
Oi :shock: I wondered why my goldfish bowl gets soooo dirty so quickly, it's you dirty lot pissing in it! :shock:
Billy, Gremlin and Stressed Erik DO NOT like watersports!
:wink: :wink:
Billy, Gremlin and Stressed Erik DO NOT like watersports!
:wink: :wink: 
Sex God
wanted to watch Jags and Blue fighting, he spoilt the fun by asking to go :lol:
:lol: 
Why does it seem so apt for you to have a goldfish called `Stressed Erik`?!Quote by staffy1981
wanted to watch Jags and Blue fighting, he spoilt the fun by asking to go
Shame that...Wondered who would have won?
No bets - Blue would have won but then she's a martial arts fighter and I'm not! But it would have been fun just trying - but then you blokes always spoil the fun by giving in and asking to get banned! Wimp!
Sex God
Quote by Jags
wanted to watch Jags and Blue fighting, he spoilt the fun by asking to go
Shame that...Wondered who would have won?
No bets - Blue would have won but then she's a martial arts fighter and I'm not! But it would have been fun just trying - but then you blokes always spoil the fun by giving in and asking to get banned! Wimp!
oh, no I thought more like mud wrestling for your fight.
but like you said what a wimp asking to be banned! whatever next, I guess they normally argue like hell when they have been banned, but to ask to be banned :shock:
Actually, it's very true - I'm new here and my first few posts were lousy - based on feedback that I got from you evil people 
, I use a Photo Ad now for the dirty stuff and enjoy the conversation on here.. the threads on here keep many a boring day at the 'home' office interesting. Thank you
PS: Where does his goldfish come in? :!: Maybe that could suck his cock...
, I use a Photo Ad now for the dirty stuff and enjoy the conversation on here.. the threads on here keep many a boring day at the 'home' office interesting. Thank you PS: Where does his goldfish come in? :!: Maybe that could suck his cock...
