my penis

30 Dec 2005

just measured my penis 8inch is that GOOD?
dont get serious this is a joke!!!!

30 Dec 2005

Quote by tommyscouse
just measured my penis 8inch is that GOOD?
dont get serious this is a joke!!!!

If its its circumference it would be. wink

30 Dec 2005

Quote by tommyscouse
just measured my penis 8inch is that GOOD?

Aww, how lovely and cute, I love little tiny fury things lol

I was only joking but Im off before he read this bolt

30 Dec 2005

no its not circumfrence just checked. nemind i will have keep hanging bricks of it in the hope of that extra inch
:shock: :shock:

30 Dec 2005

Quote by tommyscouse
no its not circumfrence just checked. nemind i will have keep hanging bricks of it in the hope of that extra inch
:shock: :shock:

dont you dare hang any bricks off it, I could do with some bricks for a new garden wall, bring them round here instead lol

30 Dec 2005

Quote by tommyscouse
just measured my penis 8inch is that GOOD?
dont get serious this is a joke!!!!

if it concerns you give your measurement in centimetres........*L*

30 Dec 2005

Quote by tommyscouse
just measured my penis 8inch is that GOOD?

What does Pololady think? :giggle:

30 Dec 2005

Apparently above average and I know PoloLady would love it if you were to send her a set of photo of it. Perhaps one errect, one flacid (She particularly likes) and finally one with a brick on it. If you are really lucky you will be included in her coffee table book too!!

30 Dec 2005

Quote by Dirtydinner
Apparently above average and I know PoloLady would love it if you were to send her a set of photo of it. Perhaps one errect, one flacid (She particularly likes) and finally one with a brick on it. If you are really lucky you will be included in her coffee table book too!!

I really reallywouldn't do that - unless you turned on by the thought of having it stuffed with sage and onion :giggle:

30 Dec 2005

Well could be worse... she could get really in to chillies and tobasco.

30 Dec 2005

Quote by Dirtydinner
Well could be worse... she could get really in to chillies and tobasco.

If she gets another cock pic she just might :shock:

1 Jan 2006

i will send u one then horny? biggrin

1 Jan 2006

youve been spying on me havent you lol

:lol: :lol:

1 Jan 2006

errrmmmmm what about your tongue? now the length of that really does matter to me!!

1 Jan 2006

Quote by skybluebabes
errrmmmmm what about your tongue? now the length of that really does matter to me!!

My tongue happens to be 8 cms long and almost 6 cms wide is and I can balance a pint on it. Is that big and strong enough "skybluebabes"?

1 Jan 2006

mmmm it sure is!!!! and if it is a pint of Baileys then you're the man for me!!

1 Jan 2006

is it really that interesting ? show me !!

1 Jan 2006

Do you like Ice with your baileys?
I will get a picture if you really want one.
Its a good party trick most times until I sometimes drop it.

1 Jan 2006

I've learnt, through years of mediation and yoga to breathe through my ears.....
Is that a useful skill...??? biggrin

:D :D
...Gordy....
I also met my partner in a nice way....there I was, enjoying a quiet drink, sat in a bar licking my eyebrows and over she came....can't think why.... :shock:

2 Jan 2006

my tongue is 10 cm long and 7cm wide ( god its huge) pint pots huh i balance two wine bottles two glasses and a bucket of ice on mine. now that is a party trick biggrin