Any ladies or couples in the Norfolk area, finished all that Christmas shopping and fancy a bit of discrete, naked fun & games with a gorgeous (i would say that) clean, fit, w/e, 27 year old?.. drop me a line! x
Hang on a second.... don't patronise me... how dare you call me "up myself"... you don't even know me matey.... and who ever made you the website police??.... It was just a light-hearted advert, no need to get all angry about it... jeeez.... if it's not of interest to you or you have nothing nice to say, then don't read it and don't reply!!.... I lost my grandad and my favourite cat today... so leave it!.. sorry....
Oh go on then you.... here, have a jaffa cake..... I was probably in the wrong frame of mind to be writing an ad anyway.... !!
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Can I add that you don't use the avatar resizing software before you upload anymore as it will say your pic is too small.
Michealxx are you always so downright rude?
Don't mention it HLB!... I knew you'd like it..... mind you, everyone loves curly-wurlies! ...
With all this fun and excitement going on (not to mention confectionary distribution!).. i left my Buritos in the oven a tad too long.... they just snap when i try to roll them up.... typical!.... :shock:
So you definately wouldn't appreciate me telling you how, despite the Burito/Oven problem, they are really really yummy.... beef mince, salsa, tomato, shredded lettuce, soured cream, onion and tasty melted cheddar too.... mmmm.....
Here, chew on this Highland Toffee instead....
I'm not sure a Mexican breakfast is ideal..... Can i perhaps interest you in something a little more "refined"?... say, Ready Brek?... You'll be glowing all day....