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Any ladies or couples in the Norfolk area, finished all that Christmas shopping and fancy a bit of discrete, naked fun & games with a gorgeous (i would say that) clean, fit, w/e, 27 year old?.. drop me a line! x
Hang on a second.... don't patronise me... how dare you call me "up myself"... you don't even know me matey.... and who ever made you the website police??.... It was just a light-hearted advert, no need to get all angry about it... jeeez.... if it's not of interest to you or you have nothing nice to say, then don't read it and don't reply!!.... I lost my grandad and my favourite cat today... so leave it!.. sorry....
I think Steph was actually trying to help there.
Yes we're all a bit short tempered due to recent site changes, but I think she was trying to point out to you how the ad might be viewed by the audience to want to attract.
Take it as advice and constructive criticism that might help you on the site.
If that sounds patronising I apologise, but if you read through some of the previous posts on the lets meet up section, you'll see which ones get replies and which ones don't :thumbup:
Happy hunting wink
I've actually been on this site for a good few years now.... under boredbadboy... but this "update" has mucked everything up and i've even lost my old avatars...grr....
Sorry if I snapped a bit, I just don't appreciate people who are so quick to judge.... and then try and lecture me about "respect for others"... !!
rolleyes
Thanks, I can see exactly what you mean and your interest is much appreciated... but i'm not new to the site......
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I've actually been on this site for a good few years now.... under boredbadboy...
Oh go on then you.... here, have a jaffa cake..... I was probably in the wrong frame of mind to be writing an ad anyway.... !!
:happy:
Right.. now you're suitably refreshed, you can let me know how to get my avatar back on here.... it was so much simpler in the old days!.. ehem..... lol
Can I add that you don't use the avatar resizing software before you upload anymore as it will say your pic is too small.
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Reading your ad as a female I read
27year old so far up himself he can clean his teeth from inside. W/e from who's perspective?
Steph wink

In which instance, I wonder in who's perspective she is considered to be "sexy" steph?
It all makes sense now.... sort of confused .... i did see some little white boxes with red crosses in which must have been from my old pics.... ahhh... thank you heaps!! x and here's a tasty curly-wurly for your trouble... and one for you too HLB.... x
And as for you Michael... I can see what you mean, but I've had my "anger" for today and don't want any more arguments in here..... here's a packet of Minstrels.....
Ahhh Sweets... the answer to all of life's problems....
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Reading your ad as a female I read
27year old so far up himself he can clean his teeth from inside. W/e from who's perspective?
Steph wink

In which instance, I wonder in who's perspective she is considered to be "sexy" steph?
Wasn't me that named me that honey it was a group of 7 people nearly 6 years ago and became my pen name for the story-writing.
I never claim to be "sexy"steph I am just me.
Steph
(why else do I sign my posts just steph :wink: )
Shitting hell - a lots happened in those six years, eh?
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Reading your ad as a female I read
27year old so far up himself he can clean his teeth from inside. W/e from who's perspective?
Steph wink

In which instance, I wonder in who's perspective she is considered to be "sexy" steph?
Well from this perspective she is a dam sight more than Sexy, she is flucking gorgeous (and sexy) :twisted:
Michaelxx, why dont you wait till you have something constructive to post rather than waste bloody good forums space with comments like that dunno
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Reading your ad as a female I read
27year old so far up himself he can clean his teeth from inside. W/e from who's perspective?
Steph wink

In which instance, I wonder in who's perspective she is considered to be "sexy" steph?
That would be from my perspective :wink:
Oh an thanks for the curly wurly breakfastboy kiss I love them
Don't mention it HLB!... I knew you'd like it..... mind you, everyone loves curly-wurlies! ...
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Michealxx are you always so downright rude?

I'm sorry. I'll leave you and ...erm... "sexy"steph to have some fun
With all this fun and excitement going on (not to mention confectionary distribution!).. i left my Buritos in the oven a tad too long.... they just snap when i try to roll them up.... typical!.... :shock:
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With all this fun and excitement going on (not to mention confectionary distribution!).. i left my Buritos in the oven a tad too long.... they just snap when i try to roll them up.... typical!.... :shock:

Unfair, you've made me want Mexican food now. Damn you! lol
So you definately wouldn't appreciate me telling you how, despite the Burito/Oven problem, they are really really yummy.... beef mince, salsa, tomato, shredded lettuce, soured cream, onion and tasty melted cheddar too.... mmmm.....
Here, chew on this Highland Toffee instead....
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So you definately wouldn't appreciate me telling you how, despite the Burito/Oven problem, they are really really yummy.... beef mince, salsa, tomato, shredded lettuce, soured cream, onion and tasty melted cheddar too.... mmmm.....
Here, chew on this Highland Toffee instead....

Breakfastboy, are you taking orders for breakfast as well? Please dont deliver mine too early, around 10am would do nicely thanks wink :wink: :wink:
I'm not sure a Mexican breakfast is ideal..... Can i perhaps interest you in something a little more "refined"?... say, Ready Brek?... You'll be glowing all day....
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I'm not sure a Mexican breakfast is ideal..... Can i perhaps interest you in something a little more "refined"?... say, Ready Brek?... You'll be glowing all day....

You never heard of Breakfast Burritos??
V big in the states
EDIT: Here is a recipe for you to try, but you can buy them in all the supermarkets over there!
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I'm not sure a Mexican breakfast is ideal..... Can i perhaps interest you in something a little more "refined"?... say, Ready Brek?... You'll be glowing all day....

Yes please, I like my oats for breakfast rolleyes
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V big in the states

Isn't everyone very big in the states?
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V big in the states

Isn't everyone very big in the states?
Check out the ingrediants in the link above, bear in mind its for breakfast, and you'll see why they're so big :shock: lol
Ay ya ya... thats one hell of a breakfast.... That would pretty much incapacitate me for weeks!!.. them crazy crazy yanks!.... rolleyes
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Don't mention it HLB!... I knew you'd like it..... mind you, everyone loves curly-wurlies! ...

I dont they are those awful long chewy twisty chocolate things with caramel inside.
I've forgotten who was supposed to be reading LMU to see what works but here's a clue don't look at mine (I was supposed to be bumping my old one up but got distracted on the way there by this)
Regards
Harry Jones