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*CASTING COUCH NOW OPEN*
SEEKING: Single male swinging partner
Must be: 26+, single, honest, reliable, G.I.B., sexy and fun
*Please feel free to re-invent yourself to fit the above criteria
hello libra love,i have sent you a pmwinkposted 56 times-joined start nov,waiting for an audition lol :wink: xxxx
why not me ?
hI I,m new to the site and would like to volunteer my services !
I,m Steve, 33 - 6,2 33 waist dark hair , just in the process of setting up my profile - so can/will provide any info you may require.
All the best
Steve
Damn...i am not in the age range!!!!!!!! sad
Could I pass myself off as a single male? dunno lol
Quote by xxdevil69
Could I pass myself off as a single male? dunno lol

With THAT bump???
:lol:
Quote by xxdevil69
Could I pass myself off as a single male? dunno lol

Read the small print hun. I'm sure it makes allowances for you in there somewhere rolleyes
Quote by Jags
Could I pass myself off as a single male? dunno lol

With THAT bump???
:lol:
Thats nothing compared to my fella's beer belly!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao:
*xxdevil69.. now desperately trying to reinvent herself to fit libra-loves criteria*
why do i think you now probably have a ton of pm's in your inbox!!!!!!!! biggrin :D :D
has it broken under the weight?????....... lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
oooooh..... i can match most of the require... wonder if i should apply.....
well... less funny.... and sexy..... and what the hell is G.I.D???? smile :) :)
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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and what the hell is G.I.D???? smile :) :)
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:twisted: Good In Bed :twisted:
But remember, please read the small print
Im 26+ ,single, honest, reliable............................oh bugger
Im 26 and ready to sign up to be your personal swinging slave........... where do I sign??? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by warwick
Im 26+ ,single, honest, reliable............................oh bugger

yep thats where i hit my problems!!! Then i'am in moral dillema mode - do i "reinvent" my self then i am not honest!!! - it's tearing me apart this one lol
Quote by Libra-Love
*CASTING COUCH NOW OPEN*
SEEKING: Single male swinging parner
Must be: 26+, single, honest, reliable, G.I.D., sexy and fun
*Please feel free to re-invent yourself to fit the above criteria

Hang on.....
That sounds....alot....like......
Well the age / sexy & fun bits apply.
Honesty, reliability and some of the other stuff might not though - but hey who cares..
I am very, very good looking...... wink
Dxxx
ps Libra Hunny - need an email address for you, for that thing....!!!
Hi Libra-Love
26+............... Yes
Single........... Yes
Always tell the truth !!!
Will never let you down !!!
Good in or out of bed.
Sexy............. Yes
best of all a Joker xxxxxxxxxx lol :lol: :lol:
Libra-Love,
if you need a hand to 'vet' the replies, please feel free to send them my way first, if they pass the first test (yet to be designed) I will pass them on to you :twisted:
Hiya Libra-Love smile ,
You may notice that you have a pm entitled "Singing Partner".
Oh, what the heck, if ya want to go carol singing this yuletide, we can do that too.
On the other hand, you may prefer to....
Well I'd love to hear from you if you prefer what's on the other hand wink
Can I be the first to be vetted...... please :bounce:
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Can I be the first to be vetted...... please :bounce:

Libra_love hasn't agreed to me 'vetting' anyone yet, she might want to do it all on her own lol
(but I'm sure she's not that selfish)
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Can I be the first to be vetted...... please :bounce:
have to join the rest of us-i was here first with reply smile
I know I get a little to enthusiastic at times but sometimes it's a good thing.
I took Sarah s advice earlier and have spent over an hour on this site and made a couple of posts and still no response :cry:
I dont think this site works
Quote by darkstranger
I know I get a little to enthusiastic at times but sometimes it's a good thing.
dont worry i am sure if we are patient we will soon find out-libra has already had one lady offer help with the vetting cool
Quote by warwick
I took Sarah s advice earlier and have spent over an hour on this site and made a couple of posts and still no response :cry:
I dont think this site works

It only needs fresh water!!
:P
What?
It all stops at
You wanna tell me there aren't anymore blokes out there looking for a single, gullible female?
Bloody hell...talk about handing it on a silver plater.....
*stomps off*
Im still here!its quality-not quantity that counts-give me a chance,you wont be sorry-if you are you can slag me off on here/ smile xxxxxxxxxxxx
you have a PM - but its not worth reading.
Quote by Libra-Love
*CASTING COUCH NOW OPEN*
SEEKING: Single male swinging parner
Must be: 26+, single, honest, reliable, G.I.D., sexy and fun
*Please feel free to re-invent yourself to fit the above criteria

Such a shame you live soooo far away from me!