Basically i posted here a couople of times offering myself and my brother which was 100% genuine for the ladies. Now i just need to no how to get onto the game if you no what i mean. It's like you have to get accepted and i can understand that we haven't posted much on here, but whats the point when you dont get replys. So is there anyone who can give me a hand and tell me how we can start having fun around here.
Cheers Donny
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Think they'll figure it out between them bluexxx???
Nah, me neither.........lol
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Basically i posted here a "COUPLE" of times offering myself and my brother which was 100% genuine for the ladies. Now i just need to no how to get onto the game if you no what i mean. It's like you "HAVE TO GET ACCEPTED" and i can understand that we "HAVEN'T POSTED MUCH" on here, but whats the point when you dont get replys. So is there anyone who can give me a hand and tell me how we can start having fun around here.
Cheers Donny
Have a look at the underlined bits Donny
And if you need some really good advice, PM me and I'll send you a "few" lines on how to be accepted as a single male
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No offence Donny1, but if you can't tell the difference between males and females you shouldn't be on a swingers site - think of the trouble you could get yourself into with making such a basic mistake :shock: :shock: :shock:
Actually, I'm neither..... well, not any more..... you see the problem is this. When I was 25, which is just over 300 years ago now, I was bitten by a vampire known as William the Bloody..... "Spike" to his friends...
Usually, being vampirised does not affect one's gender, but William the Bloody always had a secret that he kept from all of his vampire buddies.... he was a secret cross dresser :shock: .... When he bit me his was out on one of his secret jaunts and he was wearing the fashionable ladies attire at the time..... not bad I might add..... :twisted:
It is a little known fact that when one is bitten by a vampire with, erm.... how shall I put this....gender dysphoria, it is passed on through the inevitable exchange of body fluids...... so..... that left me with a problem.......
So, there you have it, I am a female who is male who is female..... confused..... I'm not suprised..................
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Actually, I'm neither..... well, not any more..... you see the problem is this. When I was 25, which is just over 300 years ago now, I was bitten by a vampire known as William the Bloody..... "Spike" to his friends...
Usually, being vampirised does not affect one's gender, but William the Bloody always had a secret that he kept from all of his vampire buddies.... he was a secret cross dresser :shock: .... When he bit me his was out on one of his secret jaunts and he was wearing the fashionable ladies attire at the time..... not bad I might add..... :twisted:
It is a little known fact that when one is bitten by a vampire with, erm.... how shall I put this....gender dysphoria, it is passed on through the inevitable exchange of body fluids...... so..... that left me with a problem.......
So, there you have it, I am a female who is male who is female..... confused..... I'm not suprised..................
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It's quite alarming what years of anabolic steroid abuse can do to the human body, but come on......
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What do you think I am donny1?
:wink: :wink: What do you think I am donny1?
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I'm no lady.....
There are lots of pics on my www, but I think if you look at those you will become even more confused.... I'd go and have a lie down in a darkened room if I were you....
In all seriousness, I think a swingers site is too much for your brain to take..... in the interest of your mental health I think you best log off now and forget you ever heard of swinging heaven.... believe me, I'm a trained professional..... get out now while you still can...... even better one of the mods could rescue you - just shout if you can't find the door, we would be more than welcome to escort you out :roll:
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