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newbie male with willing finger and tongue seeks female

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Hi all and congrats on an excellent sight,
for those that read my previous posts I am still on the lookout although I have had an enquiery from a lady asking if any other females would like to join in whilst I watch them masturbate so who knows, I am a str8 male 37yo 16 stone which all is in proportion height etc being the newbie round here and wary of the group thing initially I would like to catch a female or females at play to watch or to lend a willing finger or tongue I live on the s/wales glos border but dont have a prob with travel and I am very clean and discreet not expecting miracles yet but one day my name may come forward (he who dares wins) thanks for reading my and and keep up the good work providing the uk with smiles lol
HI,
I'm blond and that on this site according to some, makes me thick, but:-
on the 7th May you were 38
on the 14th May you were 39
and now you are 37
there must be something in the water you are drinking lol or you stuck in your own time warp?
but welcome to the site and have lots of fun, and enjoy yourself
sorry bout that no good at math born 1967 so 38 derrrrrrrrrrrr i fink
Quote by Sarah1448
...and now you are 37...

37?! Ha ha. You ARE blonde Sarah!
P.S. You have a very sexy bum. Where are you and do you have an ad?
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Quote by CuriousCouple2
Your spelling isn't to hot either :P

Neither is yours!
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lol easy tiger, mine was more grammer than spelling :P
Quote by CuriousCouple2
lol easy tiger, mine was more grammer than spelling :P

Stones and glass houses spring to mind.
My law strikes again! See:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/297499.html#297499
Quote by MikeNorth
My law strikes again! See:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/297499.html#297499

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: (I'm saying nothing because I would either spell it wrong or it would be grammatically incorrect)
Bollox - now I have to go to the dictionary to check the spelling of "grammatically" confused :? :?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bollox - now I have to go to the dictionary to check the spelling of "grammatically" confused :? :?

Bugger evil first day back and you're already causing trub! smackbottom
Misschief - off to check dictionary to make sure Bilko did check dictionary for grammatically :?
how was the holiday sarge ?
Quote by mojobiker

...and now you are 37...

37?! Ha ha. You ARE blonde Sarah!
P.S. You have a very sexy bum. Where are you and do you have an ad?
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I cannot change it as you have quoted me, you bad bad person come over here right now :twisted: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
(try clicking on southern trollop)
Quote by Sarah1448
I cannot change it as you have quoted me,

Change what?? confused :? :? :? wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cannot change it as you have quoted me,

Change what?? confused :? :? :? wink
Right Sgt,
That's it, I have enough, you are back of your hols for about 4 hours and causing havoc already
You Mods changing my posts with your magic button???
Now it all looks silly, but hey that's life lol :lol: