I'm bored, I'm boring, I don't have the imagination to find something to occupy a single afternoon. There can't be anything likable about me, or I'd have already found some friends. I want a quick shag, and don't really care what you get out of it (if you get anything at all).
I know how to have fun, and enjoy life as much as I can. I have many friends who enjoy my company (as much as I enjoy theirs). Women find me attractive. I'm having a great time, and would like to share and celebrate it with you.
No one is going to write either of these ads, of course. This is simply the impression you get of people by reading between the lines. Which do you think will be more successful?
I will take off my lazy hat & get scribbling.
It was a pretty lame post & I will take on board what you say.
Cheers