I'm seeking fun with a sexy Lady who can genuinely DEEP THROAT my throbbing cock - does such a Lady exist.....coz I havent met one for a while...!
Can accomodate or travel.
Chimpy...
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North West - Does She Exist..??
Sex God
ohh a throbbing cock
now who can we get to sort this out
now who can we get to sort this out
Sex God
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OKay, Okay.....I have amended my requirements........I use the word slut because I LOVE that word....it turns me on I guess....point taken from a female point od view though...
Thanks for the advice peeps......:D :D
Chimpy...xxx
It was a bloke who first pointed out that it won't get you far referring to females on here as 'sluts'.
Sex God
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Yup....you're right.....looks like I've got a lot to learn with regards to SH etiquette
You do indeed
. Trouble is, you've made a few equally silly posts in the last few days and you don't seem to be learning by your mistakes. The tragic thing (for you) is that I am female, I live in the North West, I am looking for single males, and I really really really like giving BJs. So, what's tragic about that, I hear you cry...... Well, it's tragic cos judging by your posts, you sound like a right prat and as far as meets go, you are probably 12, 009, 876, 786, 837 places down on my list of shaggables off this site.
Aw, shame eh.
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Yup....you're right.....looks like I've got a lot to learn with regards to SH etiquette
You do indeed
. Trouble is, you've made a few equally silly posts in the last few days and you don't seem to be learning by your mistakes. The tragic thing (for you) is that I am female, I live in the North West, I am looking for single males, and I really really really like giving BJs. So, what's tragic about that, I hear you cry...... Well, it's tragic cos judging by your posts, you sound like a right prat and as far as meets go, you are probably 12, 009, 876, 786, 837 places down on my list of shaggables off this site.
Aw, shame eh.
Don't hold back bluexxx say it how it is
:lol: You folks make me laugh..... especially Bluexxx.....
With all due respect blue......how do you know I'd let you give me a blow job..? Send me a pic and I'll be able to make an informed decision..?
And YES.......Lesson learned......I've fallen from grace but I'll be back..
ChimpyChimp...
ps. I'm quite a nice guy really....I just sometimes lose the plot thinking of all the lovely females out there and the possibilities that entails........I love you ALL...xxx
With all due respect blue......how do you know I'd let you give me a blow job..? Send me a pic and I'll be able to make an informed decision..?
And YES.......Lesson learned......I've fallen from grace but I'll be back..
ChimpyChimp...
ps. I'm quite a nice guy really....I just sometimes lose the plot thinking of all the lovely females out there and the possibilities that entails........I love you ALL...xxx
Sex God
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Send me a pic and I'll be able to make an informed decision..?
Yeah.... right
:roll: :roll: Quote by bluexxx
I am looking for single males, and I really really really like giving BJs. So, what's tragic about that, I hear you cry...... Well, it's tragic cos judging by your posts, you sound like a right prat and as far as meets go, you are probably 12, 009, 876, 786, 837 places down on my list of shaggables off this site.
Hey, Blue, you told me that was MY number!
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Send me a pic and I'll be able to make an informed decision..?
Yeah.... right
:roll: :roll:You told me THAT too!
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Keep you nose out of my posts...!
And here was me thinking this was an OPEN forum
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With all due respect blue......how do you know I'd let you give me a blow job..?
After posting like a prat like you have done, I wouldn't.. she's liable to bite it off to teach you a lesson..
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ps. I'm quite a prick really....I always lose the plot thinking of all the lovely females out there and how they will never want to meet me........I love you ALL...xxx
Sex God
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Passes Cheekychimp a shovel
All things considered, I think a JCB would be quicker
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: How much time must you saddo's trawl this forum seeking posts to pounce on...create you own for heavens sake......and make your own decisions....stop jumping on replies from moderators to bolster their assumptions and adding to your already huge mountain of brownie points....however, if your entrapped by my post.....its leaving some other person alone.
Amazing - however, I'm not a vindictive person therefore I forgive you all.
Can a moderator perform one of their moderate tasks and close this post...please?
Ta.....
Amazing - however, I'm not a vindictive person therefore I forgive you all.
Can a moderator perform one of their moderate tasks and close this post...please?
Ta.....
Sex God
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Can a moderator perform one of their moderate tasks and close this post...please?
No, we're having too much fun
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
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I like you Bluexxx....x
Thanks but you're still not getting a blow job :lol2:
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I like you Bluexxx....x
Thanks but you're still not getting a blow job :lol2:
Can I have one, please? Just cos I asked?
Mal
Sex God
Chimpy, people don't trawl the forum for posts to pounce on; they look through the different threads which catch their eye, maybe looking for a meet. Thing is, when some people see a post which leaves something to be desired, there's a tendency to jump in and have a laugh/pisstake/comment.
The nature of your posts thus far, and the responses, means that some people will look for you posting and see if you have learned anything from what's been said. By the look of it, you haven't. The comments in this thread haven't been nasty, they've been amusing and not meant to be hurtful. The people that made them, wouldn't have made them to score any points - that's a silly thing to say - why would we? Chill.
The nature of your posts thus far, and the responses, means that some people will look for you posting and see if you have learned anything from what's been said. By the look of it, you haven't. The comments in this thread haven't been nasty, they've been amusing and not meant to be hurtful. The people that made them, wouldn't have made them to score any points - that's a silly thing to say - why would we? Chill.
