North West Area

25 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Well, I can but I've forgotten how to do it, so if sexalicious would be so kind as to show me how I would be forever grateful. Actually, a shag would be better... so how about it mate? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No thanks MATE mad

not into that sort of stuff

Quote by AXA
I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO MEET YOU.
ASH
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I was getting all excited then :cry: gutted mate,never mind,the pics are spot on fella wink

Quote by jamnat20032003
offer you cant refuse sexalicious

Just a shame is wasn't a female,or things would of been different :wink:

Quote by JudyTV
The North West is a strange but interesting place

Your definately right there judy :shock:
Just to remind and let everyone knowI AM A MALE and NOTinto the male thing,(only women for me) sorry GUYS

25 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
No thanks MATE not into that sort of stuff

What? You're not into shagging? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Don't anyone say I never offer to help out these young, fresh, innocent lads lol

:lol: :lol:

25 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx
No thanks MATE not into that sort of stuff

What? You're not into shagging? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Don't anyone say I never offer to help out these young, fresh, innocent lads lol

:lol: :lol:
Hi Blue wave

:wave: :wave:
I'm a young, fresh, innocent lad in need of help!! confused

:? :?

What?? :dunno: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

25 May 2005

Quote by JudyTV
Just to let you know that blues offer was from a.............................................girl. She is in fact gender female. Oh yes ... definitely female :P .
Judy.........................definately NOT a female

Oh, you spoiled my wind up now sad

. Young sexy-knickers or whatever he's called was getting all hot under the collar thinking he was going to get one up the arse from me..... he still could if he plays his cards right lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

25 May 2005

Doh,buggered that one up :cry:

25 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
Doh,buggered that one up :cry:

As I said last night, I don't rate your chances of ever getting a shag from this site, you're far too immature and... errrrrrrrrrr..... well silly really.... and no sense of humour... and really quite arrogant
Hey ho..... rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Oh OK, maybe that was a bit mean, you're a newbie after all..... but some basic biology lessons might help you in future.
:roll:

25 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Doh,buggered that one up :cry:

As I said last night, I don't rate your chances of ever getting a shag from this site, you're far too immature and... errrrrrrrrrr..... well silly really.... and no sense of humour... and really quite arrogant
Hey ho..... rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Oh OK, maybe that was a bit mean, you're a newbie after all..... but some basic biology lessons might help you in future.
:roll:
Well excuse me,thats twice you've got out of bed the wrong side or are you always like this ?
WTF has biology got to do with it anyway ?

25 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
WTF has biology got to do with it anyway ?

Well, learning how to tell males from females DEFINATELY comes under the topic of biology, does it not?
Jeeez..... you couldn't make this thread up if you tried, could you folks!
:mrgreen:

25 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx
WTF has biology got to do with it anyway ?

Well, learning how to tell males from females DEFINATELY comes under the topic of biology, does it not?
Jeeez..... you couldn't make this thread up if you tried, could you folks!
:mrgreen:
Yes your right it does come under the topic BIOLOGY but only if your within physical distance to each other,if not i would say it would come under the topic of PHYSCOLOGY would you not ? :shock: confused

To be honest though with an avatar like yours,i was a bit unsure at first and did think you were a male,but like judy mentioned earlier it is a strange place and just didn't know what to think :shock: lol

25 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
if not i would say it would come under the topic of PHYSCOLOGY would you not ? :shock:

I don't know cos there is no such word...
You either mean PSYCHOLOGY - the study of the mind and behaviour etc etc.....
or
You mean PHYSIOLOGY, which.... yes... when I did biology A level years ago, we did some of that.... we drew pics of dicks too..... is that what you mean?
:? :? :? :?
As I said, you really couldn't make this thread up :shock:

25 May 2005

This has got to be one of the funniest threads we have had for ages! Your right Blue, you couldnt make this one up lol

25 May 2005

Well i'm sorry if my english isn't good enough for you but i'm sure you knew what i meant and that it is PSYCHOLOGY i was talking about,yes mind reading :shock: can't do that YET sorry but i am getting plenty of practise on here though lol

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
This has got to be one of the funniest threads we have had for ages! Your right Blue, you couldnt make this one up

Glad i'm entertaining you all,i must say it was a little boring previous to this thread wink

25 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
i'm sure you knew what i meant and that it is PSYCHOLOGY i was talking about,yes mind reading :shock: can't do that YET sorry but i am getting plenty of practise on here though lol

No, I REALLY didn't know what you meant. Psychology is NOTHING to do with mind reading..... and I should know, it's my job rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: ....

25 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx
i'm sure you knew what i meant and that it is PSYCHOLOGY i was talking about,yes mind reading :shock: can't do that YET sorry but i am getting plenty of practise on here though lol

No, I REALLY didn't know what you meant. Psychology is NOTHING to do with mind reading..... and I should know, it's my job rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: ....
You REALLY didn't know what i meant :shock:,thats strange cause like you said earlier there was only 2 alternatives to what i had wrote,so you must have had a slight idea confused

:shock:
I know who you are now,should of realised sooner,its plain obvious now redface

fpmsl

25 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
You REALLY didn't know what i meant :shock:,thats strange cause like you said earlier there was only 2 alternatives to what i had wrote,so you must have had a slight idea :shock:

The problem sonny, is that neither psychology nor physiology are anything to do with mind reading... so you're so far off at a tangent now that no fecker understands a word of what you are on about! rotflmao

You've dug yourself a right hole here... and it's so bloody funny watching you trying to dig your way out. In fact, maybe it's time to buy yourself a new shovel, the old one is knackered :grin:

25 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx
You've dug yourself a right hole here... and it's so bloody funny watching you trying to dig your way out. In fact, maybe it's time to buy yourself a new shovel, the old one is knackered :grin:

Only just bought it wink

,its especially for ppl like you :shock: ,nice and big lol

plenty more to shovel yet hun pmsl

25 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
plenty more to shovel yet hun pmsl

Get digging, it's good exercise lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

25 May 2005

Can I start the book on how long it'll be until Sexalicious goes from member to ex-member????? :evil2:

25 May 2005

Quote by Edin BBW
Can I start the book on how long it'll be until Sexalicious goes from member to ex-member????? :evil2:

Noooooooooooooooooooo, don't say that... he's this week's SH Gimp! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

25 May 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Can I start the book on how long it'll be until Sexalicious goes from member to ex-member????? :evil2:

Noooooooooooooooooooo, don't say that... he's this week's SH Gimp! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ok then, I suppose we need someone to pick on. :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:

25 May 2005

Bored now ppl :giveup: wink

25 May 2005

Yeah OK.... all's well that ends well..........
Welcome to SH Sexalicious lol

25 May 2005

Thanks "blue" and its been nice talking to you :shock: lol

:lol:

25 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
Only just bought it ,its especially for ppl like you :shock: ,nice and big plenty more to shovel yet hun pmsl

When you're in a hole up to your neck, it's time to stop digging :lol:
Oh, what the hell.
Rip into him some more Bluexxx. He's only a bit of practice for you anyway :lol: :lol:

25 May 2005

wow talk about stamins (sorry stamina)

25 May 2005

lol,plenty of that too wink

26 May 2005

Try

26 May 2005

Quote by Kevin_Private
Try

Theres no site there fella confused

:?:

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What was all that about "judy" :? :?:

26 May 2005

Quote by Sexalicious
Try

Theres no site there fella confused

:?:

Quote by JudyTV
It doesn't compute, malfunction, possible cause is battery power low. or module incorrectly assembled. Boost computer power reset the unit and try again. Re read the instruction book or contact the help desk. Check warranty status before phoning customer services. If all else fails plug the unit into the mains power supply using the adaptor provided.
All calls to the help line will be charged at the standard rate of Â£100 per minute but calls from mobile communication units may vary, check your network. Contact the loan department of your bank before dialling this number and be prepared for a lifetime of poverty due to a impending massive increase in interest rates,
have you been refused a load to pay for your phone bill? We at "Yes Loan credit " can help, our rates are as low as 1000% and are tailored to suit your circumstances.
Sorry, your warranty has expired. You should have taken advantage of our 1 million year extended warranty on a direct debit scheme, just pay the whole of your salary to us and we will take care of everything.
Ripyaoff Credit limited, we are part of the National banking federation of

What was all that about "judy" :? :?:
They're taking the P, mate
LOL
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