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Try
Theres no site there fella
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Didn't think ther would be.....Quote by JudyTV
It doesn't compute, malfunction, possible cause is battery power low. or module incorrectly assembled. Boost computer power reset the unit and try again. Re read the instruction book or contact the help desk. Check warranty status before phoning customer services. If all else fails plug the unit into the mains power supply using the adaptor provided.
All calls to the help line will be charged at the standard rate of £100 per minute but calls from mobile communication units may vary, check your network. Contact the loan department of your bank before dialling this number and be prepared for a lifetime of poverty due to a impending massive increase in interest rates,
have you been refused a load to pay for your phone bill? We at "Yes Loan credit " can help, our rates are as low as 1000% and are tailored to suit your circumstances.
Sorry, your warranty has expired. You should have taken advantage of our 1 million year extended warranty on a direct debit scheme, just pay the whole of your salary to us and we will take care of everything.
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What was all that about "judy" :? :?:
It's called ' a sense of HUMOUR' honey. You'll get used to it.
