Seeking;
Cleanliness(You've had a wash this week), Punctuallity(Maybe only an hour late), Sense of Humour (Oh, believe me, you'll laugh), Intelligence(Can follow directions) and Verbal(Not "nice weather today, aint it")
Anybody with a bit of initiative welcome to apply
Reading his ad I'd guess he means anybody without a penis........unless of course the penis was to bring their partner along.
We have the same in the chatroom all the time:
Guy 1 - Anybody from Cricklewood?
Guy 2 - Yes, I'm close
Guy 1 - Any females from Cricklewood?
Steve
I do in-fact mean anybody!
My ad does state, that I am seeking a woman, however my tastes do stretch outwith the conventional.
Apologies for the lack of clarity.
. Best of luck anyway.