Are there any singles or couples who would be interested in having some phone sex tonight.
Im a 25 year old male with a very athletic figure and a very hoeny mind.
If you're interested get back or leave PM and we can arrange something.
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Sex God
ooooo ooooooo oooo I know this one I know this one. Is it where you get someone to call your mobile while it's set to vibrate, then you insert it into an orifice of your choice?
:twisted:
:twisted:
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
ooooo ooooooo oooo I know this one I know this one. Is it where you get someone to call your mobile while it's set to vibrate, then you insert it into an orifice of your choice?
:twisted:
Oh No, Ive been sussed!
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
i had sex in a phonebox in japan once.. is that phone sex?
Of course it isn't, that's phonebox sex !!!
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
ooooo ooooooo oooo I know this one I know this one. Is it where you get someone to call your mobile while it's set to vibrate, then you insert it into an orifice of your choice?
:twisted:
Oh No, Ive been sussed!
Do you prefer the new slimmer models of mobile or the older chunky ones?
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
ooooo ooooooo oooo I know this one I know this one. Is it where you get someone to call your mobile while it's set to vibrate, then you insert it into an orifice of your choice?
:twisted:
Oh No, Ive been sussed!
Do you prefer the new slimmer models of mobile or the older chunky ones?
The bigger the better! Vibrations that is :lol:
Managed to break my hands-free last week so had to use the ear piece thingy. Put the ear piece in my ear and the phone on the seat beside me. Everytime i went round a corner I nearly pulled my ear off so decided the best place to hold the phone was between my legs. Guess who let the phone go to answer service everytime it rang :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Snertsmate
Yes, It's all the rage in Japan.
Apparently there has been a spate of visits to hospital emergency departments for people to get their phones removed from body cavities.
It's a real problem!
How the hell do you ring for the ambulance:
Oh No, didnt realise they actually 'inserted' them! Could be a bit embarrasing explaining the boss why/where you lost your phone :shock:
Quote by Bloke2005
I'm confused - how does phone sex work - help me out here mate and explain?
Cheers, Bloke2005
Posted 30th January:
Quote by gabbo
any couples or singles interested in phone sex this afternoon?
Quote by Bloke2005
what's phone sex - is that like when you use a dildo? what if it rings?
Quote by gabbo
never thought of it like that!.....but no thats not what im looking for.
thanks for making a valid point though
The old ones are always the best...
He's posted in Lets Meet Up, quite politely, so why is everyone taking the piss? What has he done to deserve that? There's a couple posted a one-liner further down the page, maybe you could all harrass them.
