Possibly the BEST advert ever!!

22 Jan 2004

Think you've got enough references to become the President of USA!!!
kiss

:kiss:

22 Jan 2004

Ooh, don't think so! I want a proper job. All those internals confused

What? They're what?...... Oh INTERNS!!. Now I get it :grin:
Mal
wink

22 Jan 2004

I think Mal is enjoying this thread!!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

23 Jan 2004

Quote by Alexandra
I think Mal is enjoying this thread!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's the results of the thread I hope to enjoy most, Alex kiss

This is just the Hors D'ouvres!! boink

Mal

23 Jan 2004

Quote by Mark
This is just the Hors D'ouvres!!

Horsey what?!
dunno

- just sounded good!! I'm sure a more cultured 'thread hijacker' will enlighten us. Until then, there's always beans on toast :grin:
Mal
wink

23 Jan 2004

Quote by Mark
Oh, well I'm more of a pate de fois gras kinda guy myself :giggle:

I'm not doing anything on your grass, fois or back garden!
Dawn :silly:

23 Jan 2004

Quote by Mark
How about the patio?

mmmmmm have always liked fun in the garden.
Can we wait till its snowing, have always wanted to do it in the snow :happy:
Dawn :silly:

23 Jan 2004

hmmmm I wonder what you use as nipples???
Dawn :silly:

24 Jan 2004

It's a great ad. It Is. Don't know why. I am much to far away to respond properly, as well as too old, and I haven't read through all the 'in-crowd' replies you got, but I just wanted you to know you've got it right.
Jezzay

24 Jan 2004

Thanks Jezzay
That's very nice of you lol

. I've sent you a PM.
Mal
wink

24 Jan 2004

Can I just clarify that I have no restrictions on age or distance to travel. If the person is right and we hit it off, I will travel. It's the person who matters most, not any peripherals.
I have edited my original post to reflect that too.
Have a great weekend! lol

Mal

27 Jan 2004

Hiya Mal :rose:
I've got to say what a lovely ad!
Interesting :haha: , thoughtful smile

, well written :small-print: (am sure willxx69 wont have complained about your punctuation wink

) and it made me smile :grin:
What more could a girl ask for :wink: mmmmmm ....now let me think redface

:grin:

ops:
Have sent you a PM
Lucy kiss

27 Jan 2004

Quote by lucyslovely
Hiya Mal :rose:
I've got to say what a lovely ad!
Interesting :haha: , thoughtful , well written :small-print: (am sure willxx69 wont have complained about your punctuation ) and it made me smile :grin:
What more could a girl ask for :wink: mmmmmm ....now let me think :grin: ops:
Have sent you a PM
Lucy

Aww, Thanks Lucy, you're a doll :kiss: - and I'm sure you can think of something :oops: hump

Mal
:wink:

27 Jan 2004

Glad it's going well for you Mal. Any chance you can forward a few email addresses to me? wink

27 Jan 2004

James
Patience young man, patience smile

I am sure that very soon, as long as you carry on the way you are, you will get as many opportunities as you can cope with. You are not doing anything wrong and if I have noticed, so will others. Keep an eye on the Munches, they are a very good way of meeting the others. As you missed the NW Munch, try and get to one of the others - the Midlands will be good, no doubt about that!!
Mal
wink

27 Jan 2004

Patience is a virtue.
But what can I say, I'm from the MTV generation. I want it all and I want it NOW!
Thanks for your comments, anyway. Which part of Central Lancs are you in, by the way?

27 Jan 2004

Patience is indeed a virtue 8) . Mr. W, I'm not bumping up Mal's view total, I'm just questioning his geography (after all this time :shock: wink

). I would say Mal is East Lancs, it's me and thee that are truly central.
Come on guys, let's have a debate! :wink:

27 Jan 2004

Well
I put Central Blue, so that I don't appear to have a bias from one part of the county to another. I try to keep everyone happy, wherever possible ,as well you know :twisted:
Mal
wink

27 Jan 2004

Well, they don't call it the University of CENTRAL LANCASHIRE without good cause! So I'd say me and blue definitely have the upper hand here!

27 Jan 2004

I never worry about the upper hand James, it's what's happening with the lower hand I consider more carefully

:rotflmao:
Mal
wink

27 Jan 2004

Quote by mal609
I never worry about the upper hand James, it's what's happening with the lower hand I consider more carefully :rotflmao:
Mal

Arf!

27 Jan 2004

Quote by mal609
Aww, Thanks Lucy, you're a doll - and I'm sure you can think of something
Mal

Oh yes mal - i can think of lots of things :wink: ..... i have a very overactive imagination :grin:

Quote by mal609
I never worry about the upper hand James, it's what's happening with the lower hand I consider more carefully :rotflmao:
Mal
:wink:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :wink: surprised

ops: :oops: lower ;)
Lucy rolleyes

27 Jan 2004

Good luck with your ad Mal! I'm sure you'll have lots to offer anyone who replies (unfortunately I didn't quite find out at the NW munch redface

)
Sab

29 Jan 2004

Clearly Mal you are very busy with the replies.... so won't disturb you!!!
Gmanxxx

9 Feb 2004

Not seen anything of Mal for a while. Either his ad worked really well and he has been far too busy or it failed and now he's sulking!!
Either way I thought I would revive this again

9 Feb 2004

Hi Sarge
Not failed and not sulking!! lol

The ad worked remarkably well. I have had many responses to it, all positive. I have one date already lined up which was a direct result of the ad - check the sticky in the Cafe. I also have had several conversations with some other ladies with a view to meeting up at a later date.
So read into it as you feel fit.
Must go, need a lie down to conserve my energy :lol: :twisted:
Mal
wink

9 Feb 2004

Just before you go Mal, if I give you a leg up can you do the same for me?
Cheers mate!