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Unknown User
The 100th post - it had to be you didn't it?
Thanks sweetheart x
Unknown User
Again I'll say
Anytime!
Unknown User
Subtlety, gman. That's good.
Unknown User
Bugger it, I've bumped up Mal's thread so I'm gonna do the same with mine.
Morning all!
Sappho
Sex God
Good morning James! How is the thread-bumping going?
Sappho xxx
Unknown User
Fantastic, dahhhhhhling! Over a thousand views now!
Yet only three have bitten...
Sappho
Sex God
Gosh I hope they haven't left teethmarks in that young and desirable flesh? Just ask them to nibble gently - the bruises can take a long time to fade.
I remember the last time I had a love bite on my backside!
Sappho xxx
Unknown User
Quote by Sappho
I remember the last time I had a love bite on my backside!
Sappho xxx

Now if that isn't an invite to an anecdote, I don't know what is!
No teethmarks at the moment, but as things get friskier, who knows? Either way, you've made a young man - boy, even - very happy today by suggesting that his flesh is desirable. Everything except the big nose, that is!
Unknown User
By the way Sappho, that cold turkey attempt didn't go very well did it?
Sappho
Sex God
True, James - how long did you last out? Two hours, three? Not bad for a first attempt. Better luck tomorrow - I'd just give in to it today.
God, it's time I did some work!
Sappho xxx
steve_1
Master of Sex
Quote by Sappho
God, it's time I did some work!
Sappho xxx

Ha Ha Ha... stop it Sappho.. you're making my sides ache.
steve
x
boyoboy
Warming the Bed
Three bites !!
I didn't get so much as a baring of teeth on my thread!
bluexxx
Sex God
Aw boyboy, don't get jealous, there's enough teeth to go around wink
boyoboy
Warming the Bed
yeh,
if I post my address praps sum1 will send me their spare pair!
Steradent & glass of water at the ready.
bluexxx
Sex God
Hmmmmm, nice thought :shock: - whatever turns you on wink :wink: :wink:
Unknown User
Quote by bluexxx
...whatever turns you on wink :wink: :wink:

I bet that's not the first time you've used that old chesnut, Blue!
bluexxx
Sex God
Not whilst refering to false teeth, no!
bluexxx
Sex God
Oh dear - it seems you might need some sterident sooner than you thought rotflmao
bluexxx
Sex God
Oh, you wouldn't want me as a hospital visitor - I'd eat all your grapes, fiddle with all the heart beat machines, write silly messages on the blood pressure charts for the nurses to read, and generally take the piss out of the aflicted...very embarrassing! wink
bluexxx
Sex God
At least your freinds were concerned about you rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Unknown User
I know I'm looking for older ladies but can we stop all this talk of false teeth please? It's making me feel quite ill.
Unknown User
<----checks,
yep - still all my own!
Unknown User
You could be bald, wrinkly and toothless and I still wouldn't care.
Unknown User
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You could be bald, wrinkly and toothless and I still wouldn't care.

Actually, thinking back, I retract this. But you know what I mean...or do you?
Unknown User
Why do you think I wear a wig! wink
Unknown User
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Unknown User
Never, gman! Alex is a wonderful lady and there's nothing in the world that will stop me chatting to her.
bluexxx
Sex God
At least Alex doesn't threaten young lads with a strap on lol
Unknown User
Blue
Very true!!!!!!
Anyway - I'd never threaten James - too nice a gentleman!
Alex x x
bluexxx
Sex God
Yes indeed, James is too gentlemanly, but not all are so bright rolleyes . Deary me, young lads really do take a risk by giving me their mobile numbers - they never know what naughty texts they might get, and I bet not the kind of texts they expect either... where's Twisted Sister when you need her, I need help to handle all these young lads :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: