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Pretentious Knob In Fife Seeks Friends!!

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Hello folks.
I'm a 35 y/o guy in Fife looking to make friends with fellow swingers.
I'm into foreign arthouse films, obscure indie music and literature (told you I was pretentious!)
Anybody out there want to share a glass of wine and have a laugh swapping swinging stories?
Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me? lol
Quote by thepole
Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me? lol

Sure there'll be lots of takers :lol:
rolleyes at the sig.
Well, we're always saying that guys need to make their ads stand out from the usual
"10 inch willy and eager to please" - and you've certainly done that!
lol
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Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me? lol

Sure there'll be lots of takers :lol:
rolleyes at the sig.
:giggle: bolt
Quote by Cherrytree
Well, we're always saying that guys need to make their ads stand out from the usual
"10 inch willy and eager to please" - and you've certainly done that!
lol

Well, it was a tough choice...i was going to go with the 10 inch willy angle until I realised I dont have a 10" willy...7" willy and eager to please doesn't quite grab the attention does it? :lol:
Quote by thepole
Well, we're always saying that guys need to make their ads stand out from the usual
"10 inch willy and eager to please" - and you've certainly done that!
lol

Well, it was a tough choice...i was going to go with the 10 inch willy angle until I realised I dont have a 10" willy...7" willy and eager to please doesn't quite grab the attention does it? :lol:
Yes but it's not the size of your wand, it's the magic in it that counts! :lol:
Quote by thepole
Hello folks.
I'm a 35 y/o guy in Fife looking to make friends with fellow swingers.
I'm into foreign arthouse films, obscure indie music and literature (told you I was pretentious!)
Anybody out there want to share a glass of wine and have a laugh swapping swinging stories?
Failing that - anybody want to rip the piss out of me? lol

Your going to be one to watch are'nt you. :lol: :welcome: