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Well.... I know this is probably a waste of time, I dont normally get many replies, but never mind, he who dares wins ,, as Del boy says..
I have been here a couple of years now and not so much as a sniff of any action..
I realise that lone married blokes are about as popular as Herpes but I thought there
would be maybe just one or two ladies in the same situation.. sexless marriage, looking for a little discreet relief and fun..
However,, I digress... The real reason I am posting this message is once again to let the world know I am a pretty decent ( or indecent ) photographer, offering his services completely free of charge.. All I ask is that you are reasonably local to the Bexley, Greenwich , Dartford areas.. If I am doing a freebie I cant afford to waste money on petrol..
I can offer references from Ladies on this site that will confirm my ability and confidentiality... The usual routine is I come to you.. spend about two hours photographing, then I run through them all with Photoshop to make the best of them, then return them to you on a CD .. No 'favours' are asked in return, although one lady did ask me to join her in a few pictures..which is no problem with a remote trigger..
For the technically minded, my camera is a Nikon D3X .
feel free to drop me a line if you want to discuss it or if you have questions..
Regards Nikon
ooor Nikon - about time we had a photo update don't you think!!! ( and shhhhhhh don't mention the photoshop!)
Oh Chooey.... you dont need any touching up...( not with photoshop anyway lol )
How can you improve on perfection XX
chooey !!!! makes me sound like that hairy thing from star wars!!!
yeah...... make a note, must wax more often lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
bump diddly bum bum
...and just to add to this. Tim offers a similar service for the South West...same arrangement as Nikon man except using a Canon 5D MkII and Elinchrom lighting (for the equally technically minded). Tim has been a pro photographer for over 15 years and has a portfolio available to those who may be intrested in this service.
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...and just to add to this. Tim offers a similar service for the South West...same arrangement as Nikon man except using a Canon 5D MkII and Elinchrom lighting (for the equally technically minded). Tim has been a pro photographer for over 15 years and has a portfolio available to those who may be intrested in this service.

Hi Timeanderica, can you confirm if there are any charges for tim to do the photos?
Bugger me..... advert has been hijacked lol
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Bugger me..... advert has been hijacked lol

Nikers, it can be arranged :lol:
At least the hijack kept the post near to the top of the page wink
Hiya Wiggy,
yes it did have that effect.. lol and if 'it' can be arranged ... yes please ..
I have had a few enquiries but all from locations beyond my range..
cant afford to drive to cheshire for a freebie :lol:
good luck
Chris
Come on, someone must fancy a photo session ???????