I've just one word to say to you...
Bollocks.
Explain the "attitude" I have, 'cos I haven't got a clue as to what the hell I've done wrong apart from be totally honest. Please don't give a response of "if you don't know what your problem is, then you're beyond help", 'cos I'm at a complete loss as to why I've offended you.
In my post I'm not promising anything beyond a good shag (and I am a considerate lover), and I'm not expecting anything else in return. Absolutely nothing. Christ almighty, there's thousands of blokes (and women) out there, who every night sleep with someone and then don't want to know in the morning. Surely, by laying out exactly what my intentions are on the table, I'm being a lot more respectful and not promising anything else.
Paying for a pro is NOT an option because it is degrading (to both parties), and I'd much rather have some ns fun with a girl who would ENJOY it too.
In summary, I'm just trying to get laid and there's absolutey nothing wrong with that whatsoever. I reiterate the point that so many women seem to post exactly the same kind of messages and no-one gets upset whatsoever.
Matt – don’t know how long you have spent reading the threads, but one thing is clear to me, those that try to be friendly, socialise and have a laugh are the ones that have the most success. Your posting is an ad – there is an ad section.
I might be wrong but the lets meet section is best served for those who have taken the time to get known in the café.
I just know that if we were to walk into a pub and announce what we are looking for with a “sorry to be blunt†we would have the same success as you appear to be having
A newbie offering an opinion – could be wrong and yet to be proved right!
Ok, the thing is, Matt, that women can get away with threads titled "Fuck me NOW!!!" or whatever, because, let's face it, we would. No women have a larger pool of 'gagging for it' males than males do of females and can therefore be more discerning. I think that's what Blue was suggesting in her first post. The rolling eyes indicated thoughts of "Here we go again, another one!", but to me you appear to have erudition that some others have not.
On to the next point, Blue suggested making friends on here will get you better responses, it will, Blue can get away with "I want a SHAG!!!" because she is valued as a smart, funny and quite lovely member of the forum. From your willingness to discuss logically AND your not getting personal I would guess that you too could become a valued member of and contributor to the forum.
If all you want is a shag, put a post in the ads section, you probably wouldn't get much response, but you never know. If you were to introduce yourself in the cafe maybe and spend a couple of hours there reading and posting on various threads then your chances would rise signiicantly.
Now my suggestion is to thank Blue for her suggestions (Blue is gorgeous, witty and downright lovely, but has a certain nut cracking quality that is not good to get on the wrong side of!) then begin a ne thread on the cafe giving yourself a quick introduction and you will get welcomed. Your inbox may not get imediately flooded, but at least you'll have more of a chance of a yes if you approach people.
Hope this helps.
Chris.
Just noticed, I said that Blue was lovely twice in one post, surely that contravenes SH AUP somewhere!
Sorry Blue...
But I still think you are lovely...
Good one, are you going to do the public apology or a private one?
Nothing wrong with the odd "I want a shag and I want one NOW!", it's just that if people know you are going to have some conversation about you too then they are more likely to say, "Oh, go on then..."
Chris.
also ive just picked up virtua tennis 2 for the ps2 for ten pound bargain !!
Neil me old tentpeg me thinks we have serious competition in the randomness stakes
so jelly and blancmange flibble :shock:
I'm guessing he was reering to my "Oh, I think I'm going to enjoy this one... Let's have a game of tennis!!!" comment above. So not quite that random, but still random...
:lol: :lol:
), and I will start by apologising to Blue if I offended her.
