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14 Apr 2006

Some friends of mine have asked me to look for another guy to join us for some fun, she wants 2 guys while he watches and takes pics. The criteria you will need to meet is:
1. Be attractive and under 45
2. Able to accomodate at home
3. Be from the Coventry'ish area
4. Be w/e
5. Long stayer and repeater
6. be experienced and not shy
7. Verification from another member (just to show you are genuine)
8. Non pushy
Please, if you dont meet this criteria in full then please dont waste my time or their time mad

14 Apr 2006

But apart from that?????????????????

14 Apr 2006

Quote by waynesworld
But apart from that?????????????????

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

14 Apr 2006

Quote by Richie2
Some friends of mine have asked me to look for another guy to join us for some fun, she wants 2 guys while he watches and takes pics. The criteria you will need to meet is:
1. Be attractive and under 45
2. Able to accomodate at home
3. Be from the Coventry'ish area
4. Be w/e
5. Long stayer and repeater
6. be experienced and not shy
7. Verification from another member (just to show you are genuine)
8. Non pushy
Please, if you dont meet this criteria in full then please dont waste my time or their time

Apparently they don't need to be too fussy either, as you haven't given any information about the female they are expected to play with.

14 Apr 2006

Thanks for the postings, you not applying then waynesworld? if not mate dont post crap on my message board
well i can say one thing freckle, her attitude is better than yours and dont waste my time posting that sort of thing

14 Apr 2006

Quote by Richie2
Thanks for the postings, you not applying then waynesworld? if not mate dont post crap on my message board
well i can say one thing freckle, her attitude is better than yours and dont waste my time posting that sort of thing

Now that's not friendly, is it! It's not YOUR message board so anyone can post in the thread if they want. In fact as you are being somewhat silly then I'd say you're encouraging them. And they were giving you some useful advice.
wink

14 Apr 2006

Quote by Richie2
well i can say one thing freckle, her attitude is better than yours and dont waste my time posting that sort of thing

Goodness me, it's a good job I wasn't being abusive isn't it? I wouldn't dream of wasting your time my dear.

14 Apr 2006

:banghead: :banghead:
lol

soz just its so funny .....

14 Apr 2006

Ever so sorry for posting crap, just had a sense of humour transplant and was testing it out. Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14 Apr 2006

CRAP

14 Apr 2006

Quote by sheddy
CRAP

more crap
:shock:

14 Apr 2006

Quote by Richie2
7. Verification from another member (just to show you are genuine)

OMG - he mentioned the 'V' word! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Who's going to *erify the *erifying member and then who is going to *erify the *erification of the *erifying member??
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

14 Apr 2006

Quote by freckledbird

well i can say one thing freckle, her attitude is better than yours and dont waste my time posting that sort of thing

Goodness me, it's a good job I wasn't being abusive isn't it? I wouldn't dream of wasting your time my dear.
Richie......your post was open for a bit of ribbing from just the way you posted it....lighten up swinging is all about fun aswell you know.....so stop being so aggressive!!

14 Apr 2006

Quote by DeeCee
CRAP

more crap
:shock:
and heres some more, just to keep the pile warm rolleyes

14 Apr 2006

CCCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP bolt

14 Apr 2006

funny thing is.... whilst we're here rippin the pisx out of this bloke... hes probably havin mind-blowin group sex........
redface

14 Apr 2006

What are the chances?
H.x

14 Apr 2006

i'd say it's still even money
H.... you're such a bad girl

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

14 Apr 2006

With that attitude?
slim springs to mind dunno

14 Apr 2006

anyhow... apparently theres gonna be a camera involved.......therefore irrefutable proof!!!
im still punting for an orgy to take place....... .... i like to "back outsiders"
or should that be that i like to "bareback outsizers"...................

14 Apr 2006

Jags
You naughty person you know we dont do the 'v' thing here lol

:lol:

14 Apr 2006

its a bit of a cheek to have a longl list like that for the guy,and not even bother to state whats in it for him! rolleyes

you need to at least describe the fem in someway, she might not be to everyones taste.
also, this is NOT your message board - its mine!
mad

14 Apr 2006

Quote by Sarah
Jags
You naughty person you know we dont do the 'v' thing here :lol:

I'm up for any *erifying from now on. Just PM me a picture, a mobile number, a house number, your bank account number and the registration document for your car and I'll be happy to oblige.
:lol: :lol:

14 Apr 2006

phew, that's a relief. I thought you were going to ask for dental records and parental consent.
H.x

14 Apr 2006

Quote by H-x
phew, that's a relief. I thought you were going to ask for dental records and parental consent.
H.x

Adds those two to the list
Thanks! I need a bloke with all his own teeth - and the teeth have to be attached to his mouth!!

14 Apr 2006

Quote by Jags
Thanks! I need a bloke with all his own teeth - and the teeth have to be attached to his mouth!!

And preferably not attached with superglue (or fixi what ever its called) wink

14 Apr 2006

think u have scared him away
biggrin

:D

14 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Thanks! I need a bloke with all his own teeth - and the teeth have to be attached to his mouth!!

And preferably not attached with superglue (or fixi what ever its called) wink

Uhu??
No, it tastes horrible!!
:shock:

14 Apr 2006

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H.x