Right im looking for a mature woman to meet and have no strings sex , im a younger male and can definately satisfy a woman , now im looking for a more matute woman so i can satisfy her , i will also meet couples if they want , i have experienced so do not think young so inexperienced. Its rubbish im around the essex area and will am open to all suggestions.
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How about telling us a bit more about you, Curlee, like how old you are, what you do for a living, your build, likes/dislikes, what you are really good at. what would you REALLY like to do with an older woman :twisted: ! what do you consider too old, just so they don't waste their time applying, if they are too old.
Mal
Mal
Sex God
yeah come on curlee.... what would you class as a mature woman?!?
starting to take offence now....
Mal.... please remind me I was one of your youngest :cry:
starting to take offence now....
Mal.... please remind me I was one of your youngest :cry:
Mod
Definitely one of my youngest, but don't forget - I'm very, very old and all the women on here would much prefer to go with the young men with their smooth chat up lines, terrific sexual techniques and youthful stamina. How on earth could I possibly compete with that? :shock:
Mal
so old.....so old......
Mal
so old.....so old......
Sex God
Be still my beating heart 
Having spoken to Curlee in the chatroom earlier this evening, he says he is 19 and "very experienced" and could possible be the "best shag of your life"
So come on ladies form an orderly queue please . . .
Tracy-Jayne
Having spoken to Curlee in the chatroom earlier this evening, he says he is 19 and "very experienced" and could possible be the "best shag of your life"
So come on ladies form an orderly queue please . . .
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
I don't fit into the criteria... being only 22!!!! Although my mum's just turned 40 :shock:
Mod
They'll need a little bit more info, Curlee - trust me.
Mal
Mal
Sexlightened
come on curlee keep the info coming they'll need a bit more than age & height they're all waiting 
Sex God
I do fit the criteria, but since he is younger than two of my sons I shan't be rushing off to request his services and will stick with the older guys amongst us
Tracy-Jayne
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
Quote by curlee
dont take me out of context tracy after all you said im not very experienced and i said well there is 1 way to find out after all i could be the best fuck of ya life
and wat is this gang up on curlee or something !
Wasn't me who said you were not experienced. I think you will find it was the other lady who was also chatting to you.
I do however have my doubts that a 19 year old can possible have the same experience as an older person.
No it's not gang up on curlee. It's also not a site you can use to get a quick shag my lad
T-J
Mod
Quote by curlee
dont take me out of context tracy after all you said im not very experienced and i said well there is 1 way to find out after all i could be the best fuck of ya life
and wat is this gang up on curlee or something !
Ganging up? This has more ganging up on it!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27923.html
You may have an athletic build (so do I), you may be 5ft 8 (I'm 5ft 10), you may have blond hair (I have.....!), you may have blue eyes (I have green eyes), but you also need to have, and prove you have, a sense of humour.
Mal
Still old, feeling older!
Sexlightened
Quote by xxdevil69
I don't fit into the criteria... being only 22!!!! Although my mum's just turned 40 :shock:
****HIJACK****
mmm... there's a thought... mother and daughter.... :twisted: :twisted:
****HIJACK OVER****
Good luck curlee, hope you find what you're looking for
Sex God
:shock: Mal has hair?!?!?!?
Mod
Quote by xxdevil69
:shock: Mal has hair?!?!?!?
Oi!!! Any more of that, young lady and I'll be checking your temperature next Saturday - wait until you see my thermometer!! :twisted:
Mal
with lovely flowing locks................already flowed away :cry:
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
:shock: Mal has hair?!?!?!?
Just what I thought too :grin:
T-J
Sorry Mal
Mod
Quote by RedHot
:shock: Mal has hair?!?!?!?
Just what I thought too :grin:
T-J
Sorry Mal
right, you little buggers!!!
If I started slagging off all the women who I have known to have bad hair days, I wouldn't have time left to brush my own!! Now behave, like the young ladies you both are !Mal
Not ever considering getting a toupe - just a hat!!
Sex God
Quote by mal609
:shock: Mal has hair?!?!?!?
Just what I thought too :grin:
T-J
Sorry Mal
right, you little buggers!!!
If I started slagging off all the women who I have known to have bad hair days, I wouldn't have time left to brush my own!! Now behave, like the young ladies you both are !Mal
Not ever considering getting a toupe - just a hat!!
You mean you brush both hairs?!?! Not even worried that one might get stuck in the brush and torn from your scalp?? :eeek:
As for young ladies - I'm neither young nor a lady so I don't have to behave SO THERE! :rude: :rotflmao:
T-J
Mod
Not so much 2 strands, TJ, more like velcro! Trouble is, it sometimes sticks to the headboard!! :lol: And regardless of how much there is, I've never had any complaints and it doesn't get in my eyes at those all important moments!!
Mal
Trouble is, it sometimes sticks to the headboard!! :lol: And regardless of how much there is, I've never had any complaints and it doesn't get in my eyes at those all important moments!!Mal
Sex God
Quote by mal609
Not so much 2 strands, TJ, more like velcro!
Mal
I was always under the impression that's how guys loose their hair in the first place - too much rubbing up against the headboard
:lol: Tracy-Jayne
Mod
Quote by RedHot
I was always under the impression that's how guys loose their hair in the first place - too much rubbing up against the headboard
Tracy-Jayne
Yep! :lol: Shit happens, but you can tell the experienced ones easier now!!
Mal
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