Rocking Horse Sh1t?

3 Feb 2005

I've heard a rumour that single guys outnumber single females by something ridiculous like 40 to 1. I've also heard a rumour that single bi females are like rocking horse shit. Yet another rumour that I've heard is that the North West is the swinging capital of the UK.
SO here's my question. Why is it that there are 2 single bi-fems, in the North West, both looking for single men but have spent an hour on the phone to each other complaining about not being able to find a single man between them let alone one each!!!
Come on guys, there are two of us, we only need one of you (although we obviously wouldn't complain if there were more :twisted: :twisted: )
Over to you lot

3 Feb 2005

I don't think you should believe everything that you've heard Angel. I mean, down here in the South there's supposed to be very little happening if you read some of the posts that get put up.
It just isn't true!!
biggrin

:D :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

You mean I have to resign myself to a life of celibacy eager?????
Omg :cry:
Gem!!!!!!!!!! Did you see that??? evil

:evil: :evil:

3 Feb 2005

Right,
Until I started looking for a single guy I thought they were ten a penny! redface

It's all lies!
Can I find a single guy to turn turn up??? Can I find one that is near me ???
The answer both times is no!
Soooooo, Angel and I have been talking about sharing one between us as there is obviously a shortage to go around!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
You mean I have to resign myself to a life of celibacy eager?????
Omg :cry:
Gem!!!!!!!!!! Did you see that??? :evil: :evil:

You celibate? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now that would be a fine thing!! lol

:lol:
Doesn't say much for the so called "studs" in the North West though does it? :grin:
:P :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

Gem & Angel, just share each other and post the pics, so they know what they missed :twisted:
Bev
xx

3 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Gem & Angel, just share each other

Again???

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I've heard a rumour that single guys outnumber single females by something ridiculous like 40 to 1. I've also heard a rumour that single bi females are like rocking horse shit. Yet another rumour that I've heard is that the North West is the swinging capital of the UK.
SO here's my question. Why is it that there are 2 single bi-fems, in the North West, both looking for single men but have spent an hour on the phone to each other complaining about not being able to find a single man between them let alone one each!!!
Come on guys, there are two of us, we only need one of you (although we obviously wouldn't complain if there were more :twisted: :twisted: )
Over to you lot

Ah, but you haven't mentioned the age limits....I'm sure there are some!

3 Feb 2005

you can share me girls
im gagging for it
lol

3 Feb 2005

My age limits are not under 18 and not over the hill. I'd prefer the guy not to have a beer belly and to have his own teeth!
I don't like hairy backs, although I'm sure Angel is more flexible than I am with body hair! lol

As long as the person is reasonably fit and healthy, able to fling me about the bed and make me come, clean and polite, then I'm fine. smile

Easily pleased???
Would I be here if I was? :shock:
Don't anwer that! :lol:

3 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Gem & Angel, just share each other and post the pics, so they know what they missed :twisted:
Bev
xx

Such a good idea! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

Well if that doesn't get you any offers, they must all be dead. Shall I come up and we'll all play together nicely?
Bev
xx

3 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
Right,
Until I started looking for a single guy I thought they were ten a penny!
It's all lies!
Can I find a single guy to turn turn up??? Can I find one that is near me ???
The answer both times is no!
Soooooo, Angel and I have been talking about sharing one between us as there is obviously a shortage to go around!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hi ya will be in huddersfeild next week if you want to meet I think thats the northe west lol

3 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
I don't like hairy backs, although I'm sure Angel is more flexible than I am with body hair!

:shock: :shock: Gemma!!! smackbottom

:lol2:
She's right though lol

Quote by jest44
Right,
Until I started looking for a single guy I thought they were ten a penny!
It's all lies!
Can I find a single guy to turn turn up??? Can I find one that is near me ???
The answer both times is no!
Soooooo, Angel and I have been talking about sharing one between us as there is obviously a shortage to go around!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Hi ya will be in huddersfeild next week if you want to meet I think thats the northe west lol
But jest, you're here on Tuesday, and you already know I can't make it then sad

If Gem gets a bloke out of this and I don't I'll be seriously pissed off :cry:

3 Feb 2005

Huddersfeild!:shock: I might as well over and shag Neil for that amount of travelling! :shock:
I've just had a lightbulb moment! :shock:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
Huddersfeild!:shock: I might as well over and shag Neil for that amount of travelling! :shock:
I've just had a lightbulb moment! :shock:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Two for the price of one, Gem? :P :P

3 Feb 2005

My lips are firmly sealed! biggrin

Angel will kill me if she finds out what I'm thinking! :lol:
Oh btw, I got this in my thread Angel. :D

Quote by rocco-uk
me anda m8 could cum up and take you 2 out for the evening
we normally go to the bukkake night in brum
but could do with the change
contact us!!

Gem. x
PS. I don't do bukkake.......... ever! :shock:

4 Feb 2005

My lips are firmly sealed! biggrin

Angel will kill me if she finds out what I'm thinking! :lol:
Would like to know what your thinking and hey ho huddesfeild too far
Angel will be back in huddersfeild agin soon smile

4 Feb 2005

i was so tempted to let it slide... but the mood i am in today i just can't sorry. sad

:( :(
there are some really nice guys in here.. who just don't given a chance for love nor money... so please don't be getting down on the men... because the way i feel about women at the mo is not the best.... somewhere between shallow and nasty...
sean... off to bed!

4 Feb 2005

Awww Seanie what's up? msn me if you want to chat hunny xxxx

4 Feb 2005

Sean, you have a PM..... please note that we did ask for guys in the NW though

4 Feb 2005

hell i would have loved to have been the lucky guy
/me imagines walking into a good club with thwo great gorgeous sexy stunners on his arms
then i wake up remembering I just hit 43, amd not tall, not handsome, not rich, hell I have no chance, so sorry ladies I have to pass on this call sad

4 Feb 2005

Sean,
No offence meant to you or any of the other single guys. This is not meant to make you feel degraded or unwanted in any way shape or form and I am sorry you feel like that.
Take care and I hope you feel better in the morning.
kiss

Gem. x

4 Feb 2005

Quote by kristof
hell i would have loved to have been the lucky guy
/me imagines walking into a good club with thwo great gorgeous sexy stunners on his arms
then i wake up remembering I just hit 43, amd not tall, not handsome, not rich, hell I have no chance, so sorry ladies I have to pass on this call

Sorry kristof, but just how shallow do you think we are???

4 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
me anda m8 could cum up and take you 2 out for the evening
we normally go to the bukkake night in brum
but could do with the change
contact us!!

Gem. x
PS. I don't do bukkake.......... ever! :shock:
Charming, just charming! How can you resist girls? lol

LC

4 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Well if that doesn't get you any offers, they must all be dead. Shall I come up and we'll all play together nicely?
Bev
xx

*faints at the thought
Wow! :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I think I'm going to have to have a short lie down! redface

LC, somehow I got the impression it was a change of location ie NW instead of Brum, rather than change of activities! :scared:

4 Feb 2005

Sorry girls but I will have to be secretly slightly amused at your lack of success. :twisted: It's not that I don't wish you a lot of fun but now you know how the guys feel if they post in here. lol

On the other hand I still can't believe it :shock: , if I wasn't so far away I'd offer to take the two of you out myself. wink

I think your problem maybe that most single guys are so used to being knocked back or ignored that when a live one comes along they don't know what to do.
Roger.

4 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
LC, somehow I got the impression it was a change of location ie NW instead of Brum, rather than change of activities! :scared:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
PMSL.
Perhaps they should try Norwich or Uttoxeter!
LC wink

4 Feb 2005

Well just had say something!
Being a southerner from the ne I have the best of both worlds - a gentleman when i need to be and I can hold good conversation! We won't mention the difference between beer in the north and the south otherwise this thread will be hijacked and I will get lynched!
I am visiting the north west in a couple of weeks and would love to entertain you ladies. The problem is I don't exactly fit your requirements! :doh:
Mind you, we could just go out and get wrecked together instead! :cheers:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
please note that we did ask for guys in the NW though

That's discrimination that is! I'd be perfectly willing to wait for you to drive all the way down here. I'm generous like that. smile